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Hide Your Good Snacks & Other Rules For Hosting A Booty Call

BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, I hate new sex.

And I know it’s a thing (maybe a sitcom thing?) to bitch about having to do a fake porn moan under the same sweaty, hairy, disgusting meatsack of a pre-corpse you’ve been holding your farts in under for the last five or 10 or 15 years or whatever, but I don’t even care: I WANT THAT.

I’m over the rush of the new; bring on the last dick I’m ever gonna suck. Keep reading »

11 Steamy Seduction Tips From Llamas

“Spicing things up in the bedroom” is a phrase that we’re tired of hearing — at least, from humans. When we came across this super sexy llama photo, we realized that there is one creature we would still gladly take sex advice from: the llama. For example: “Always announce when you’re not wearing panties. You know, just as an invitation.” Brilliant, right? Here are 10 more tips for livening up your bedroom routine, inspired by — you guessed it — llamas.

5 Steamy Ways To Make Sure He Lasts In Bed

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Making love with your special someone is as much about the journey as it is the destination. According to the Kinsey Report, a groundbreaking study of human sexuality conducted by Dr. Alfred Kinsey, the average male reaches orgasm within two minutes during sexual intercourse. Unfortunately, it takes the average female between 10 and 20 minutes to achieve orgasm. This is probably why women prefer fourplay and all that comes before the climax more than the climax, where as many men–live for that finale. So what do you do when he continues to take the freeway instead of the scenic route? Try these five tips from Hello Beautiful …

The Shy Girl’s Guide To Dirty Talk

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Let’s all be adults for a second and admit to watching porn. It happens, sometimes by accident. I remember HBO used to air those scandalous late night movies starting as early as 10pm, which was basically when the good movies 13 year-old Molly wanted to watch ended. So yeah, I’ve seen some things. In all of these movies there is a woman screaming, at the top of her lungs, something completely ridiculous.

Listen to me carefully: I do not want you to be those women. Read more on College Candy…

The 7 Most Preposterous Sexual Positions People Claim to Use

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According to a pamphlet I found in the bathroom of the library downtown, there’s a lot more going on in sex than you may have guessed. For instance, did you know you can do it different ways? And with someone else? It’s quite the circus. Grab some popcorn and a clown!

In my limited sexing, I’ve enjoyed a few of the different fruits the Humptree has to offer, but there’s a lot out there, and some of it seems like it was made up just so someone could say they did it, with little consideration for the practical and, dare I say, sensual benefits of such a maneuver. Let’s take some time to go over some of the sexual repertoire that just doesn’t make a hell of a lot of sense, and see if we can’t figure out why. Read more on Cracked…

Hate Sex: Lessons Learned From Sleeping With The Enemy

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Ugh. Look at so-and-so over there. He’s so into himself. That shirt is so ugly, and his hair is like, way too nicely cut. I hate his piercing blue eyes too. I hate him. But I would totally sleep with him.

Sound familiar? If you’ve ever woken up in the same bed as someone who typically irritates the crap out of you, you’re not alone. Think about it, maybe he was just getting under your skin because you were subconsciously longing to get it on. Read four single ladies stories of  hate sex on Your Tango…

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