Tag Archives: sex advice

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Some Signs He’ll Suck In The Sack

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Some Signs He'll Suck In The Sack
"Have you met Mr. Whiskey Dick? He's no fun."

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could ascertain whether someone will suck in the sack before, you know, having sex with them? That’s where I come in! Hindsight is 20/20, which means I can look back on some of the bad sex I’ve had and recognize that there were glaring warning signs well before the clothes came off. These are not hard and fast rules, of course, but more often than not, these seven things are glaring red flags that the dude you’re considering humping is going to be a total dud.

Want more sex talk from yours truly? Subscribe to The Frisky’s YouTube channel!

6 Insane Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)

sex-education-myth-vs-fact

When that one kid back in high school told us that he’d heard that you could get pregnant from blow jobs or that the chlorine in hot tubs means you can’t catch STDs, we were smart enough to call bullshit. But it turns out that we probably shouldn’t have been so quick to laugh and tell him what a virgin he was, because some of those ridiculous sex myths turned out to be terrifyingly close to the truth. Read all six on Cracked….

10 Tips For Being On Top

woman on top sex advice

I think I suck at being on top. I have been sleeping with a guy who really likes it and every time I do it I feel like he is disappointed. Maybe I am making it up in my head but I feel really self-conscious when I do it; like I am missing something.  Am I a dud on top? I feel like an idiot up there. Teach me the ways! — Topsy Turvy

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if a guy doesn’t look like he’s having a great time when you are on top of him, you probably suck. BUT it’s ok, there is hope; I used to suck at it too (and I don’t think we are the only ones). Read more on College Candy…

 

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 7 Types Of Dirty Talkers

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 7 Types Of Dirty Talkers
Oh God: "Daddy Like! Daddy Like! Mama Like?"

I love dirty talk. I LOVE IT. All of it, even bad dirty talk because bad dirty talk, while awkward in the moment, is funny as hell later. And good dirty talk — whatever you consider that to mean — can make a world of difference when it comes to getting down. Discovering if and how a new partner talks dirty is probably one of my favorite things about hooking up. Sometimes, it’s nothing I haven’t heard before — your standard ‘Ooh baby, you like that?’ — but there have been a number of dirty talking types who have been particularly memorable. In this episode of Funny Girl Sex Guide, I’ll introduce you to just some of the dirty talkin’ types you might encounter during your sexual adventures. Time to talk dirty, you sexy motherfuckers.

Like this? Subscribe to our YouTube channel!

5 Truths About Sexual Fetishes (A Dominatrix’s Perspective)

dominatrix-truths

The stereotype goes that when it comes to sex, men are as simple-minded as dogs. (“Come on, we all know guys are only after one thing!”) Well, as someone with a few years’ experience as a dominatrix and phone sex operator, I’m here to tell you that could not possibly be more wrong. Male desire ranges from the merely kinky to the incredibly bizarre, and men are often so tortured by it that they’re not comfortable talking to anyone about it — not their closest friends, and certainly not their wives. Read more on Cracked…

5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove We’re Overthinking Sex

5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex

Disclaimer: I’m no prude. Anyone who knows me will spit out a thousand creative insults about me before landing on “prude,” and even then they’re just probably misspelling something more interesting. Yet sometimes when I sit in front of the fire in my smoking jacket, idly sipping Scotch and browsing through the latest issue of Sexy Sex Sexology on Sexual Sexiness, it occurs to me that we, as a society, are totally over thinking boning. Need proof? These five terrifying sex toys on Cracked.com will set the record straight…

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular