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Mind Of Man: The Number One Sex Tip That Will Drive Him Wild

If it weren’t for the covers of women’s magazines like Glamopolitan, my time standing in grocery lines would be spent reading the copy on my frozen dinners. It’s amazing how reading “succulent tenderloins cradled by fluffy mashed potatoes” makes a meal squeezed out of a nozzle and flash frozen taste that much better. It was standing in line with my pathetic pyramid of bachelor food that I learned that there are, like, 1,342 different ways to drive me wild.

And here I was, thinking there was only one, 100% guaranteed way to drive me wild, and that was to touch my penis. At this juncture, I’d like to state that I’m also speaking for all of dudekind. Sweeping gender platitudes is what I do. So take the ice cube out of your mouth, the feather out of my ass, and go for the gold. Is there a Nobel Prize for sex advice? I’d like to thank you all. Keep reading »

What Did Your Father Inadvertently Teach You About Sex?

Over at the Sundance Channel’s SUNfiltered blog, Em & Lo offer up some truly original sex advice just in time for Father’s Day. It’s the sex advice your dad gave you — without meaning to. After the jump, a few of the best. Then add yours in the comments! Keep reading »

Doin’ It With Dr. V: How To Predict The Size Of A Penis

Perverted, inquiring minds want to know: how deep can a man’s love go? While the vag is designed to accommodate the shape of whatever penis it gets poked with, guys, you can’t blame us for fantasizing about your phallus. Sure, we all know size is almost completely irrelevant when it comes to actually orgasming, especially since roughly 80% of women only get off with clitoral action. Frankly, we Frisky gals have certainly seen a range of shapes and sizes, and have never been discouraged. I swear, Dr. V is no size queen! I’ve had not-so-hot sex with men who didn’t know how to bank on their impressive endowments, and have had gigantic O’s from little dudes who’ve proven less can really be more. But still, for some reason, dicks are a big deal. So, here are some helpful hints on how you can size up a man while he’s still got his pants on. Keep reading »

Doin’ It With Dr. V: Scent Of A Woman

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily lead me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked out. And please, if you have a question, email me. You know I love to read your smut too! Now, let’s get this party started.

This week, I got a letter from a lady who’s feeling self-conscious about the scent of a woman. She wrote:

“I just started dating this guy and he’s cool, and smart, and dead sexy. But he told me that my vajayjay smells. Is that a diss or what?! I mean, he was drunk and he hasn’t dumped me, but he never goes down on me. I’ve tried douching, but he’s still not going down on me. And now I’m too nervous to say anything about it. What should I do?”

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Quickies!: Poor Little “Slumdog” Girl

  • The mother and stepmother of Rubina Ali from “Slumdog Millionaire” got into a very public fistfight after reports surfaced that Rubina’s father tried to sell her. [Pop Eater] — It’s safe to say this little girl needs a new set of parents. I hear Madonna is in the market for a little girl.
  • Susan Boyle doesn’t need a makeover because her appearance has nothing to do with her talent. [Shine]
  • Tired of all that spice-up-your-love-life mumbo jumbo that starts to sound the same after a while? Check out these nontraditional ways to get in the mood. [Your Tango]
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    Quickies!: The Skinny On Scarlett’s New Body

  • While typically curvaceous Scarlett Johansson has repeatedly claimed to never exercise or diet, her newly slim frame is supposedly credited to an extreme diet regime. [Defamer]
  • Eek! Cuteness! Fifty animals that hate baths! [Best Week Ever]
  • A sexy reason to say no to first date sex. [Your Tango]

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  • Doin’ It With Dr. V: Deep Throat Tips From A Sword Swallower

    Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily lead me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked out. Now, let’s get this party started…

    Professional sword swallowing is an ancient art form that allows a performer to gulp down a 15-inch sword like it’s a steak dinner. All I’m asking is to be able to deep throat a penis! So, I sat down with a professional side show performer currently starring at Ripley’s Believe It Or Not in New York City, Albert Cadabra, to learn the magic tricks of the trade, in the hope that they will improve our already stellar BJ skills. WARNING: Do not try sword swallowing at home, unless “sword” is a euphemism for penis. The people that practice this craft are highly trained professionals. These tips are just for dicks!
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    Yahoo! Answers Some Tough, Steamy Questions About The Vagina

    Sometimes, people say the dumbest things. And when they do, luckily, they say them all in the same place: Yahoo! Answers. Why, just this week, Emily asked:

    “Why does steam come out of my vagina?”

    My guess is she’s a fire crotch! Ha, get it? Anyway, we’ll let the “experts” on internet forums help her figure this conundrum out. In the meantime, we here at The Frisky found a bunch more hilarious sex questions that make Emily seem like the tip of the confused iceberg. Keep reading »

    Doin’ It With Dr. V: I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It!

    Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily lead me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked out. Now, let’s get this party started…

    This week’s “Doin’ It With Dr. V” was inspired by a bunch of letters I received from straight gals who have been fantasizing about sexy times with other women. Some wonder how normal it is, some wonder if it’s just a phase, some wonder if they’re just bored. But no matter what the reason is, there’s only one thing to do. You should indulge yourself — I certainly have! So here’s my advice on lovin’ a lady based on my experience. As for the rest of you, keep those letters coming. You know I just love to read your smut too! To send me a question or suggest a topic for a future “Doin’ It With Dr. V,” email me!

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    Doin’ It With Dr. V: His Million Dollar Perineum

    Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily led me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked out. Now, let’s get this party started…

    This week, I received a letter from a lady who can’t figure out what her man wants her to do around his booty if she can’t give him the finger. Well, gorgeous, forget the junk in his trunk, diamonds are a girl’s best friend! I’m going to talk about a little trick that’ll make him feel like a million bucks, without having to withdraw anything from the bank in his butt. As for the rest of you, keep those letters coming! To send me a question or suggest a topic for a future “Doin’ It With Dr. V,” email me! Keep reading »

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