Did you think you’d found the man of your dreams, only to discover he only had one penis? I hate it when that happens! Thankfully, if your boyfriend or husband suffers from the dreaded mono-penis, there is a cure. It’s called Peniplus, and by taking just a few pills a day, your man will start growing penises everywhere. Frankly, I’m not sure how you’re supposed to have sex with a guy who has a penis growing out the side of his neck, but I guess where there’s a will, there’s a way. They’re going to have to rewrite the Kama Sutra — thanks to Peniplus! [Gorilla Mask] Keep reading »
A few years ago, I made a big bedroom faux pas. I was hooking up with this guy — a friend/professional acquaintance — in my bedroom, giving him a little oral pleasure. He, uh, came to fruition in my mouth and as I was not yet advanced in the art of swallowing, I sat up immediately and spat the spunk right back on him. Needless to say, we never hooked up again — not that I wanted to. He tasted funky.
The lesson learned: swallow or don’t swallow, but seriously, pick one and stick to it. Because dudes don’t want you spitting out their manly fluids on or anywhere around them. After the jump, I polled some fellas I know about what else they don’t want a woman to do during sex. Keep reading »
Last week, John “Mind Of Man” DeVore warned us not to compliment a man when his is naked. Noted, buddy. But I have to say, as a woman, and a whole lot of one at that, even though you’ve already taken me home and gotten me naked, I still need to hear that you are ready for this jelly. Say something nice. Otherwise, I’ll think you’re not telling me how nice my booty is because you don’t like what you see. I swear, I’m not normally so insecure, but when I drop my dress, you need to start the sweet talkin’. Even if it’s a lie and you’re glad I turned the lights off, just tell me I’m pretty. You gotta do that, gentleman, and eight more things during sex besides get off … Keep reading »
Your Sex Question: I want my boyfriend to try to make me ejaculate. How do I ask him to do that?
“Hey there, lustbucket of my heart, would you be interested in making me ejaculate?” is a good start. Read more … Keep reading »
But say your lover’s penis is small. I’m talking really small. A micro-penis. Well, if size really does matter to him, and to you, there are some surgical and non-surgical options to help with that. [Read more … Keep reading »