Personally, I’m a girl who likes a man to make a little — OK, a lot — of noise in bed and I’m known for being a bit, um, vocal myself. But while it’s easy to say all the right things (her name, any variation on “this is the best sex ever!”), there are also some utterances that will bring the bed-rockin’ action to a serious halt. Here are just 20 things to never, ever, ever say to a woman in bed. Keep reading »
If you’ve read our writing about relationships and sexy times, you can just imagine how spicy we Frisky bloggers’ single lives have been. Certainly, we have heard it all and seen it all. But baby — especially after those crazy Wikipedia sex moves — it’s clear; we still haven’t done it all. And we’re OK with that. While we hopefully won’t be on the meat market forever, we have decided there are some things we’ve got to cut from our sexual menu. Maybe we’re getting old and set in our ways, but we know what we like between the sheets. Of course, our motto is do it ‘til your satisfied, no judgment on what gets you there. But we just can’t bring ourselves to do some things. Even we internet tramps have our limits, apparently. Keep reading »
Last night, while I was catching up on “United States Of Tara,” I learned that no matter how much of a Frisky gal I am, there are still some sexy things I don’t know. There was a running joke on the last episode, started by high schoolers, about doin’ it like dogs in a bathtub. WTF is that, you wonder? It’s not nearly as innocent as this adorable poodle. I looked it up on Wikipedia and I found the answer in a whole list of naughty things. OK, just like on the TV show, most of these were clearly from teenage boys—9 out of 10 are about the booty hole or poop. And, unfortch, some are pretty offensive, especially the ones with pictures. Lucky for you, my beloved pervs, I weeded the “good” ones out of the lot! Wikipedia has made this ho bag feel like a virgin … and I’m kinda OK with that. Here are 10 crazy suggestions from Wiki’s “List Of Sex Moves.”
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Frankly, I don’t know if there are sex toy — er, “marital aid” — stores out there just for Christians or just for the Jewish, but there is one just for Muslims. The Amsterdam-based business is called El Asira, and it was created by Abdelaziz Aouragh, a 29-year-old Dutch-Moroccan orthodox Muslim who, one imagines, looked into the future and decided the world’s “first halal sex shop” promised to be the next big thing. According to Aouragh, who opened the store late last month, the outlet has been sanctioned by fatwa thanks to a Saudi sheik, so long as the products — lube, condoms, sexual stimulants — are used within the context of marriage and are animal fat-free. In the spirit of discretion, the site features no provocative pictures of hot-and-bothered men and women or racy language, and they don’t sell anything battery-operated. And Aouragh claims part of his mission is transforming the image of Muslim women. “The image of women in the kitchen, submissive, dressed in a burkah isn’t true,” he says. “Our shop puts the woman at the centre of things.” Sadly, the site is temporary offline. Observant Muslims will have to wait a little longer for their Islamic sex shop. [True/Slant] Keep reading »
Do you love “The Big Lebowski”? Would you love to love
“The Big Lebowski”? Well, then you’re in luck, because New Sensations has just released a XXX porn parody this past weekend at the Big Lebowski Fest in L.A. From the looks of the trailer, Jesus really loves his ball, the Tara Reid-esque character is even sluttier, and Tom Byron really puts the Big in Lebowski. Hotness! And the Dude isn’t the only one abiding a porn remake. This year, the studio plans on releasing a slew of spoofs, with pornographic takes on “Harry Potter,” “The Breakfast Club,” “24,” “The A-Team,” “This Is Spinal Tap,” “Buffy The Vampire Slayer,” “Lost,” and, gulp, “The Golden Girls.” I’m afraid I just can’t get behind that last one — leave Dorothy and the gang alone! Keep reading »
I once asked a sex shop proprietress for the best sex advice she could give to couples and she immediately waxed poetic about lube. Her arguments were so compelling, it made me wonder how anyone ever has sex without some lubricant at their bedside.
Venturing into yet another sex shop, Babeland, I then drilled the store clerk about the best lubes — for any bedroom. She sent me home with some advice and three of the best lubes in Babeland. Read more … Keep reading »
We’re taking a break from our regularly scheduled “Sex with Susannah” programming to bring you breaking news from the “everything your mother never told you about sex” front. During the course of writing this column, receiving reader letters, and writing about sex and relationships for The Frisky, it’s come to my attention that there are certain basic sex life facts that it would behoove everyone to know, especially the ladies. Find out what they are after the jump! Keep reading »
Oh, there are just rules for everything, huh? Floss after every meal! Don’t wear white after Labor Day! If you’re going to pick your nose, do it in private! As Mischa Barton knows, rules are meant to be broken and there’s no bigger one to break, in my book, than that whole “don’t bone a dude on the first date” rule. Sure, there are plenty of decent reasons to resist doing the horizontal mambo right away, but there are just as many to justify dropping your drawers and getting it on tout de suite! Here are five. Keep reading »
Alright, truth time. How many of you have faked it, and how often? Maybe it was just that one time—you were caught up in a moment or had a one-night stand gone awry. Maybe you’re nervous about that hot new guy you’re dating and figure you’ll just fake it at the beginning, so that he doesn’t think the sex sucks and leave. Or maybe you’re in a steady relationship or married, and you fake it all the time because you, rationalizing from a very warm and loving place, don’t want to bruise your significant other’s ego. Maybe you think a synthetic “O” is the best way to keep the peace, you’re too shy to say what you want, or you’re just tired from a long day’s work and want to get it over with.
Not to be pushy or anything, but it’s really important that we stop. Keep reading »