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Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 2!)

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 2!)
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FGSG: Sex Toys Part 1!
Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 1!)
Get to know the G-Vibe, the Sqweel and the OhMiBod vibrators. Read More »

Oh yeah, there’s more where that came from! Last week, I showed you five selections from my bountiful collection of sex toys, including the amazing G-Vibe and the less impressive OhMiBod, but I was only just getting started. In part two of this episode of Funny Girl Sex Guide, I’ll give you the straight dope on five more vibrators I’ve roadtested, including one that I think every woman should invest in — the Hitachi Magic Wand. But which vibrator is my go-to? Watch to find out! (Want more FGSG episodes? Subscribe to our YouTube channel!) Keep reading »

The 8-Step Guide To Getting Laid This Weekend

The 8-Step Guide To Getting Laid This Weekend

I’m so sick of men saying that all you need to get laid is “to be a woman.” If that were truly the case, would all women, everywhere, be getting laid at all times whenever and however they want? Yes. Does that actually happen in the real world? No. When it comes to this particular topic, guys don’t really know what they’re talking about. But, hey, if they want to think we have all the necessary skills and assets to constantly be getting some, then let them live with their delusions. Godspeed.

Since it isn’t always a piece of cake, I’m here to give you a few tips on the matter. After years and years of being single (I’m married now), I not only mastered the art of dating, but I got the whole “getting laid when you really want to” thing in the bag. Dudes are probably right that it’s easier for us to have no strings attached sex, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t require at least a little bit of effort on our part. Keep reading »

Funny Girl Sex Guide: How To Watch Porn

Funny Girl Sex Guide: How To Watch Porn
The Most Important Piece Of Advice Ever

A guide to watching porn? I know what you’re thinking. Amelia, I’m pretty sure that all I need to watch porn are my eyes and a finger to press play. Sure, if you’re an amateur. There’s a wrong way to do things, a right way to do things, and then a better way to do things. This is the better way to watch porn.

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Funny Girl Sex Guide: How Not To Neglect The Titties

Funny Girl Sex Guide: How Not To Neglect The Titties
Why Yes, I Am Cupping My Own Breast

Breasts, boobs, tits, tatas, jugs, melons, knockers, rack — there are about as many nicknames as there are ways to show your appreciation for our golden globes. In the immortal words of Simple Minds: “Don’t you forget about me…” Seriously, fellas, you can go down on me for hours, but if you don’t touch my boobs, I won’t be satisfied. Unfortunately, every gal has got a story to tell about some boob hound who did her knockers wrong. So, let’s sit down for a little titty straight talk.

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The Doc Is In: Do I Have To Pee After Sex?

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I just started having sex and all of my friends tell me I have to pee after. They say that if I don’t pee I can get a UTI. The problem is that I never have to go. I try every time – I run to the bathroom and sit there but nothing ever happens. Is that bad? Do you HAVE to go after? Is there something wrong with me that I can’t go? Read more on College Candy…

How To Be Cool On A Sex Date

5 Dos & Don'ts For The Perfect Sex Date

There’s nothing worse than being on a date, one that’s not too exciting, and just wishing it could end in sex. It’s as though you’re counting down the minutes, maybe even weighing the social graces of when it’s actually OK to mention that it’s time to head out and get it on somewhere. It kinda makes you wonder why you just didn’t skip the whole date thing and get straight to the fucking, doesn’t it? Besides, it’s not like you’re looking for love at the moment anyway.

Far too many people waste their time on chatter and getting to know someone when in reality they just want to bang. Even my friends who use hookup apps often complain to me that although both parties are well aware that they’re there to have sex, there’s this awkward period of sort of dancing around the inevitable. But why? Why is it so hard for us to just drop our pants and get right in there? Is it that ingrained that forging some superficial connection is a necessary step before a physical connection can be even broached? If so, un-train your brain and go for the jugular, sexually speaking, of course. You’re there to get down, so just do it already. Keep reading »

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