Because Us Weekly loves you (or maybe because it hates you), this week’s issue includes a selection of the text messages sent back-and-forth between Tiger Woods and Jaimee Grubbs in the past six months. While “I will wear you out” remains the poetic apex of the interaction, there are quite a few doozies in there. After the jump, the words that take the “sexy” out of “sexting,” plus the rules they didn’t follow that you should. Keep reading »
I don’t know about you guys, but I am starting to feel serious Tiger Woods fatigue. Could there stop being a new outrageously juicy revelation every hour? I need some time to digest. Anyway, here is the latest.
Jaimee Grubbs, the reality TV wannabe who says she was sleeping with Tiger for almost three years, might have had another famous dude’s number on speed dial. George Clooney, who also has a thing for cocktail waitresses. The two met at the Stone Rose Lounge in L.A., where Jaimee works, and were often seen together. Oh, and Jamie appeared on “Extra” last night to apologize to Elin. Video above. Who knew a human being could say “like” so many times a minute? [Newser]
Here’s a riddle for you: What does Tiger Woods have in common with Levi Johnston? Besides a last name that sounds a lot like a penis euphemism? Soon, Tiger may be joining Levi in the pages of Playgirl. The nudey mag has revealed that it has received photos supposedly of Tiger, sans clothes, and will be publishing them if they turn out to be authentic. “We were approached by a third party who wanted to know our ‘interest level,” the editor says. “Our lawyers are currently going over them, the source, the entire package.” If Playgirl does publish the photos, it would be a big ruh-roh for Tiger, who’s already lost his Gatorade deal. Do you think this will make his other endorsement deals evaporate? [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
Is there anyone out there who is not embroiled in a sex scandal? Rod Jetton, a 42-year-old Republican and the former Speaker of the Missouri House of Representatives, has gotten himself in some legal trouble over his sexual exploits. A woman is claiming that he drugged her and then beat her up during sex, and he has been charged with a felony. Here’s the gist of what the woman claims happened: Jetton came over to her place on Nov. 15 with two bottles of wine in hand for a night of wild sex—they’d agreed beforehand to use the safe word “green balloons” if either of them was feeling uncomfortable. Things started out tame. He poured her a glass in the kitchen and then sat down with her to watch a football game. She noticed herself feeling hazy and felt like she was nodding off. Next thing she knew, she was on the floor and Jetton was allegedly choking her. She says he then hit her so hard she lost consciousness. He apparently stayed over and was all tender to her in the morning. “You should have said green balloons,” she quotes him as saying. Ugh. [TPM Muckraker] Keep reading »
According to AJ Daulerio over at Deadspin, lots of big-time athletes are probably pissed at Tiger Woods. No, not for cheating on his wife with a billion different women, but because they’re all doing the same thing and have thus far flown (mostly) under the radar. Here is Deadspin’s take on this whole thing: Rachel Uchitel and Kalika Moquin weren’t sleeping with Tiger. (Well, for Uchitel, it may have happened on occasion, but for Moquin, an insider says she’s the “goody-two-shoes of the Vegas nightlife scene.”) No, as VIP concierges, their job is to lure athletes to clubs with VIP rooms stocked with drinks … and loads of hot, young things to the particular athlete’s liking. They’ll go as far as to fly in women from other cities—sometimes to wherever the athlete is traveling—and while the women, of course, aren’t obligated to sleep with the men, the allure of fame and fortune makes it pretty probable that they will. Insiders speculate that Uchitel and Moquin got retainers in the arena of $10 to $15K a month for their services, plus hefty tips and bonuses. This is probably how Tiger met ladies like Jaimee Grubbs and Jamie Junger. Keep reading »
They say there’s nothing like a woman scorned, but Brooklynite Kisha Jones’ revenge was criminal and sadistic. When Jones learned her husband Anthony Jones had impregnated Monique Hunter, she allegedly took matters into her own hands to terminate the seven-month pregnancy. Jones reportedly used a stolen prescription pad to prescribe Cytotec, a drug used to terminate pregnancies. She then allegedly used a spoof-calling website (like SpoofCard or PhoneGangster) to pose as someone calling from Hunter’s doctor’s office. Jones told Hunter that the medication would prevent the baby from developing Down syndrome. Hunter took the drug and went into premature labor. The baby, named Anthony Jones Jr., survived, but this devious plot wasn’t the end of Jones’ revenge. Keep reading »