This Hand Job sex toy by Topco for Adam & Eve featuring the hand of porn star Kayden Kross is sure to come in handy for whenever a guy needs it. If you’re not familiar with Kayden’s oeuvre, she played Elin Nordegren in “Tiger’s Wood.” Featuring a Cyberskin model of Kayden’s hand wrapped around a sleeve of plastic that slips over any lonely guy’s wang, the Hand Job is truly a one-of-a-kind item. It even has a nickname: “Stroker.” How fitting. According to the copy, it “feels just like real skin,” has “Delicate fingers with hand-painted fingernails,” and has a “Ribbed, inner love tunnel.” It had you at “love tunnel,” no? [TopcoSales.us] Keep reading »
Remember how a little while back I wrote about breast expansion videos? Apparently, some men have this thing where they really dig watching videos in which the woman’s boobs get really big. Go figure! Men are wacky. Well, it turns out there’s another parallel thing called butt expansion videos. I mean, do I really need to explain what they are? After the jump, watch the term “booty poppin’” get redefined. It may put your eye out. Keep reading »
Recently, it was revealed that 17 members of the SEC were downloading large quantities of porn at work while the nation’s economy was going down the toilet. The real shocker? While many who heard the story assumed — unthinkingly — all of those SEC employees were men, at least one of them was a woman. “The female accountant tried to access online pornography from her office laptop nearly 1,800 times in two weeks,” Forbes reports. “She also had 600 sexually explicit images saved on her hard drive.” And that, my friends, is a lot of porn. The lessons to be learned? 1. Don’t download porn at work. 2. Women watch porn, too. Previously, we gave you the top 10 reasons men watch porn. Now, we present to you the top 10 reasons women watch porn. Keep reading »
Over the last couple years, we here at The Frisky have seen some pretty interesting things — sexually speaking, that is. Some guys are into watching women pump the gas pedal, otherwise known as “pedal pumping.” One dude married a pillow. And our own Jessica shared her spanking story. Now, the issue is breasts. What’s “breast expansion”? Find out more and watch the total crazy videos after the jump. Keep reading »
In case you were curious about the evolution of the condom—you know that rubber thingy that people hate to use but have to—here is an illustrated look at its history, by Corinne Marshall and Jordan Monsell. Next time a dude complains about wearing one, just remind him that you could try it the old-fashioned way and have him put his ween in a tortoise’s a** or a pig intestine. He’ll have that thing on in a jiffy. I’m almost picturing the caption for 2020: “Banana Ointment.” [Mad Atoms] Keep reading »
Oh, those libertine Europeans! After studies have shown increased sexual activity by 12- to 14-year-old boys (um, eww?), a Swiss condom manufacturer has created “Hotshot” condoms in smaller sizes. According to the Telegraph, various studies across Europe have shown teens don’t use condoms if the sizes are too big for them. So while a standard size condom is two inches in diameter, Hotshot condoms are 1.7 inches to cater to the teeny weenies.
A six-pack of Hotshots will set you back $7 — but don’t count on the smaller condoms being made available here anytime soon. Hotshots are not even for sale in the UK, which has Europe’s highest rate of teen pregnancy. Hey, at least the kids are wrapping it up … right? [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »