Yesterday, I wrote about a survey that revealed 11-percent of men under 30 masturbate while they’re driving. I was confused. Why are you guys spanking your monkey behind the wheel, I wondered. Rather than dudes responding in the comments with why they play their skin flutes rather than focusing on, you know, driving, a lot of you ladies admitted that you have a penchant for, as Amelia puts it, “stroking the man in the boat” in some pretty odd places, as well. Like, while driving. Or behind your desk in your cubicle. Tricky! (For the record, we don’t condone doing anything other than driving while driving.) Where are weird places that you — or, you know, your female “friends” — have masturbated? Keep reading »
Whether it’s summer, winter, spring or fall, you never know when you’re going to be invited for a weekend getaway with friends or that cute guy you’ve been seeing. Either way, there are certain things that should always be in your weekend bag, ready to go. Keep reading »
I have to confess, now that the Lady Gaga sex doll has arrived, I did not see this one coming. I am intimately familiar with the celebrity sex doll phenomenon. Beyonce, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan — they’ve all got their own love dolls already. But Lady Gaga? And naming it Lady Gag Gag is pretty — well, it’s pretty something, isn’t it? Ingenious? Perhaps. It seems she wants to “Take A Ride On Your Disco Stick!” Or, better yet, “She Loves It When You Poke-Her Face!” Who gets this job, writing copy for sex doll boxes? I must apply. Check out another shot after the jump. Keep reading »
It’s great when birth control works to our advantage. It’s horrible when the way it works is to stop us from having sex in the first place! This week, one CafeMom finds herself, for medical reasons, needing to use condoms for a few months. But she’s getting objections from an important player in the scenario. What’s a frisky girl to do?
Condoms: Help me out! How do I get one on my husband if he goes limp at the very sight of it? It’s so frustrating, and I am trying everything! Read more … Keep reading »
Let’s be serious here for a moment: forgetting to wear a condom in today’s world is as dangerous as sticking your finger in an electrical socket. But rather than getting electrocuted, you can end up with a baby you aren’t ready for or worse — you can get a slew of different diseases, some of which can’t be cured. Rather than be a fool, after the jump, check out 20 funny phrases for initiating the safe sex talk with your guy or to remind your friends to use condoms. Keep reading »
“Glee” is a big TV hit, but in the Hustler version, everybody is looking for an ass slap. Yep, it’s the first porn musical! Groundbreaking. [via The Daily What
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