This is an oldie but a goodie from our girl Simcha. — Editor
Valentine’s Day may be for couples in love, but Halloween is for singles looking to mingle! (Hey, pagans knew how to party.) You definitely don’t want to miss your chance at action so sweet you’ll want to bag it up and give it all away! So, how do you get it done on this hot holiday? Here are five easy steps for hooking up on Halloween…
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Horror movies might seem like the obvious choice for a night in with your date on Halloween, the scariness leading to inevitable cuddling. Yet the cannon of less terrifying spooky flicks can give you more helpful romance advice than your average self-help book. And really, do you want to watch a bunch of movies that teach you that after you have sex you’ll get chopped up by an ax murderer? Or one that shows you that even after a few indiscretions, ranging from marrying another to sleeping with a manic transsexual, your partner will be all too happy take you back, or at least join you in a water orgy? That’s the kind of lesson I want to learn as I slowly slip into a candy coma. Keep reading »
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): If anxiety were fuel, you could rocket yourself around the earth several times and still have energy to spare. Happily, the time to cool those jets is coming into view and a new calm will be taking over the scene. Whether it will be out of resolution or apathy, the result is the same and for that, you can thank your lucky stars.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): The charm will be oozing off you and magnetizing whatever you set your sights on, as your idealism and your mojo will be so strong that nothing will seem out of reach. Sure, some may see this as cocky, but whatever, haters never bothered you. If anything, that audience will be just what you need to bring your showmanship over the top to prove the impossible is possible. Keep reading »
Sorry, single people, this week’s column is for lovers only. Now that those lonely people are gone, hold that lover close and enjoy 50 highlights from three romantic books that offer tips for every day of the year: 365 Ways to KISS Your Love, 365 Great Ways to Say I Love You, and 365 Ways to be Romantic by everyone’s favorite human dispenser of castration chemicals — Godek. Warning: romance books are not good. Your reproductive systems are about to crawl out and run straight away from this page. Keep reading »