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For The Week Of March 8-14, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You can’t fight fire with fire all the time. So, before you say anything you will regret, let your enemy make the first move. From there, you will have the smarts to know all that you need to destroy them as you see fit, because you can’t always be sweet and nice. This time around, you’re going to have to be that bitch you should have been in the first place.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Finally, you will be back on the top of everyone’s popularity list and your phone will be ringing off the hook. Of course, just because there are many prospects that doesn’t necessarily mean what you want is in the mix. While there will be many who look hot and feel good, how they play out for the long term is questionable. So, play the game, but keep your intentions vague.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’re hot, intense and determined, and this week you turn it up even more so as your ambitions catapult you to a whole new level of fame and fabulousness, proving your clout is no joke. While your current love life might not reflect the same type of magic, don’t fret. This newfound power will be just the right filter and magnet to draw in winners, not wimps.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’ll be on fire, as all the astrological elements that make sex, love and romance supreme are on your side, making you one hot-to-trot bunny that gets whatever she wants anywhere she hops. So make sure you get out and start setting your sights on some delicious new meat, because spring is just around the corner and it’ll be your season to sizzle!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sorry to say, this won’t be an easy week. An emotional standstill reaches the height of its drama, with saucy secrets leaking — and ones you can’t ignore. Seems you’re going to have to make confrontation necessary to get to any understanding with this other person, even if it’s just for your own peace of mind. At the least, after this week, everything you need to do will be obvious.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Being part of a working team doesn’t mean you lay down and take it. Sure, you can have sympathy, but if you don’t see benefits in why you are doing it, stop. Yes, being a sucker isn’t going to win you any play. Back it up and hit restart. Express new rules and lay down new non-negotiable terms. Understand you’ve been nice for far too long.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’ll be feeling an edgier taste, and that’ll lead you to a whole new approach to dealing with your prospects. Seems when all is said and done, you’re not feeling that shy and it’ll come out with a big roar by midweek, putting you back on top of your game as never seen before. When it comes to how it’ll work out: those who can keep up will, those who can’t, oh well.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You like to be worked in one way and one way only: with your ass being kissed. So, for those who don’t do it properly, don’t waste your time trying to school them because they just aren’t going to get it. If you have to spend any time explaining how amazing you are, well, that just kills it. Not everyone is as smart as you’ll want to give them credit for.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Finally, some peace and love return on your home front — you’ll get to settle back into a life where you’ll feel on top of things. While some nagging feelings might occur and guilt on how you got here might spring, forget it. We all have to be ruthless at times and if breaking a few hearts to get back your peace of mind is the price, know it’s actually a small one.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your mouth will be moving a lot quicker than your legs, and this might not be to your advantage if there is some info you’ve been holding back. Your words will explode this week and if you aren’t so diplomatic with how you lay them out, then you might need those legs of yours to move faster.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Thank God, spring is coming and you’ll start to thaw from the frigidness of winter. Yes, new opportunities are going to appear quickly, heating you up fast and pulling you out of the isolated freakdom that was making you way more judgmental than necessary. Whatever, at least you know you can entertain yourself when the chips are down.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Mars in Leo retrograde is over this week, on the 10th, which means you won’t be feeling like a clumsy mess anymore. Yes, the hold-up that began in mid December is done. All your attempts at moving life forward won’t feel futile. The energy will flow again and your optimism will have real reason to be. From here on out, it’s back in the spotlight for you!

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