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Lady Gaga Kept It Weird In London This Weekend

Here, I present to you an artful handmade triptych of some of the cool, casual stuff Lady Gaga has been wearing the past few days, should you be interested or in need of wacky style inspiration or something. I find the one in the middle to be particularly baffling. My one word of advice for Gaga would be to stop wearing clothing items that require the assistance of one or two men merely to remain upright. Who wants to rely on men for anything, let alone permit them to be the only thing that stands between you and a face full of sidewalk? [Photos: INFphoto.com]

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I have two things to say about Lady Gaga’s photo spread for V magazine: she has perfect boobs and okay, Gaga, you’re provocative, we get it. Grabbing her crotch while topless and wearing clown makeup sounds like the kind of Lady Gaga photo shoot we would have seen before, but apparently we haven’t.

And if you want to see those perfect tits (and their mysteriously and exceptionally red nipples), check out the NSFW pic after the jump! [Styleite] Keep reading »

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Well Played: Alexa Chung Looking Awesome, Once Again

Well Played: Alexa Chung Looking Awesome, Once Again

This is the kind of pitch perfect get up Alexa Chung wears to the friggin’ airport, you guys. Is it any wonder so many of have tried and failed to pull off her bangs? In overalls, a simple button down and a well-arranged trench, she makes the mere mortals flying with her look like disheveled garbage trolls. Alexa, will you sell me your style secrets? I’d pay top dollar, swear. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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Beyonce spent the weekend entertaining fans — including our girl Megan — at hubby Jay Z’s Made In America Festival in Philadelphia, then immediately jetted off to Ibiza for a little rest and relaxation. Here she is boarding a yacht with baby Blue Ivy, wearing what I assume is the bottom half of her performing outfit. Girl, get yourself some Havaianas[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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The Creepy Face Peering Out From Cate Blanchett’s Dress Will Haunt Me For The Rest Of My Days

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“Blue Jasmine” was incredible, and Cate Blanchett is a dream, and I would never, not in a million years, be caught dead saying a cross word about her, and I love and embrace this odd spiderweb dress — but GODDAMN if the weird, vague, is it really there or am I imagining this face on the right side hasn’t been scaring the shit out of me all day. SO FRIGGIN’ CREEPY. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Hilary Duff’s Son Luca Knows He’s Number 1

I don’t usually go super crazy for babies, celebrity or otherwise, but for some reason I’m borderline obsessed with Hilary Duff’s adorable son, Luca. Maybe it’s because he sort of shares a name with Amelia’s adorable dog Lucca, maybe it’s because he’s always dressed in stylish little outfits with a slightly incredulous look on his face, but whatever the reason, I can’t get enough of this kid. And this photo of Luca very seriously pointing at the sky and/or telling the world he’s #1? It’s killing me with cuteness. I’m dead. [Photo: Splash News]

Just A Gratuitous Update On Some Lesser “Jersey Shore” Stars

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I don’t know about you, but I always like to check in on my favorite former “Jersey Shore” stars. Otherwise I kind of start to worry about them, you know? Take Deena Cortese, for example — if I didn’t throw her name into my Google search bar once in a while, I’d never know what she was up to. Lo, here she is at InTouch Weekly‘s VMA after party, sporting allllllll of the makeup and what appears to be yet another brand new face. Deena, it seems, cruelly left approximately no makeup for her friend Jenni Farley to wear to the event, because JWoww is looking fresh-faced as hell! I’m not even being sarcastic like I usually am; JWoww looks great. I’m even willing to overlook her stupid glittery Princess of Party City dress, because this is really a step in the right direction. Take note, little meatball, as you embark on your new singing career.

Look At This Crazy Underwater Strip Club

It’s like the Titanic, but it’s a strip club. Seriously. Marine biologist, Gil Koplovitz, discovered an abandoned, sub-aquatic venue in the water beneath Eilat, Israel, while working in the area. According to Koplovitz, it used to be an underwater restaurant, but apparently it closed and re-opened as a strip club called the Nyphas Show Bar. “The entrance [to the strip joint] is above water … People just crossed a 230-foot bridge and went down a flight of stairs. No need to get wet,” Koplovitz said. There’s no clue as to when the club closed its doors, but the stripper poles are still intact as is the website for the restaurant. So, definitely in this millennium. After the jump, check out a picture of the inside of the club. I think someone needs to reopen this place with real-life mermaids. [i09 via HuffPo] Keep reading »

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