Only eight more months until Lena Dunham’s debut book is published: Lena announced on her Instagram today that Not That Kind Of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She’s “Learned” will be out on October 7, 2014. She also Instagrammed a picture of the cover, which got kinda retro with the fonts. I can’t lie: I’m pretty excited. [Instagram.com/LenaDunham]
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are so brave to allow this pack of wild common folk into the sanctity of their personal bubble. The lady in the inset photo looks like her face is permanently frozen into a “ZOMGBRADANGELINATOUCHEDMEICANDIENOW” expression. I hope it returns to normal eventually. [Photo: Splash News]
It’s not their idea of football, but British bestie Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are currently living in New York and performing on Broadway together, so American football is what they’ll watch. The adorable duo posted this photo to Twitter — the latest to add to a wall calendar we would totally purchase — clad in jerseys, ready to cheer on the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos in this Sunday’s Super Bowl. I wonder if either of them has tailgated before? It’s never too late to try a keg stand if you ask me. [Gawker]
People who complained about the TIME magazine cover depicting Hillary Clinton’s gargantuan high heel sauntering past a tiny male rival, look what you have wrought: The New York Times Magazine has one-upped everybody in the weirdness department with Hillary-as-planet. A Times editor tweeted the intergalactic cover this morning, confirming in later tweets, yup, it’s for real.
I’m sorry, did someone not tell the Times art department this image is CREEPY AS HELL? [Twitter.com/DavidJoachim]
Gwen Stefani posted this sexy pregnant selfie (#sexypregnantselfie?) on Twitter yesterday, eliciting a “daaaamn, girl!” from the entire internet. Come on now, what were you expecting? Gwen might be ready to pop, but she’ll probably never be ready to throw on a muumuu and flip flops. Oh, and in case you missed her Instagram announcement, it’s a boy! [Twitter]
Backdoor queen Farrah Abraham gets warmed up for the big game by bending over and catching some balls. I’m talking about football. Obviously. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]