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Crocheted Sperm Are Cuddly, Soft And There’s No Mess To Clean Up

Your relationship with ejaculate doesn’t have to be as bad as Monica Lewinsky’s to appreciate a cuddly little sperm friend! These crocheted Spermies are sold by Etsy shop Wonka’s Willy Factor and are both custom- and hand(job-)made. One Spermie is $13, a three-pack is $30, and both would be enough to get you pregnant (if they weren’t made out of yarn). What you choose to do with your Spermies are your choice. I suggest a colorful biology or sex ed session with a matching crochet dick.  [Laughing Squid] Keep reading »

This Family’s “Labyrinth” Costumes Win Halloween

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That’s it. Everyone else can go home now. This family’s incredible, handmade “Labyrinth” costumes just instantly rendered every other costume tragically subpar. I mean, look at the tiny Goblin King! And that amazingly detailed Ludo mask! And DIDYMUS RIDING THE DOG. It’s all too perfect for words. Bravo, “Labyrinth” family, bravo. [Laughing Squid]

Lena Dunham Milked A Cow In The Middle Of NYC And I Have No Idea Why

Lena Dunham Milked A Cow In The Middle Of NYC And I Have No Idea Why

But it appears a good time was had by, well, Lena at least, who giggled with glee after her one-on-one time with the cow’s teats. The cow, on the other hand, looks unimpressed. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

Claire Danes & Hugh Dancy Have A Big, Serious Baby On Their Hands

Claire Danes & Hugh Dancy Have A Big, Serious Baby On Their Hands

Big, serious babies are the best. And Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy’s son Cyrus may just be the most adorable big, serious baby of them all. That head! Those cheeks! That expression! My ovaries are in a tizzy. He just looks like a Cyrus, doesn’t he? Click on to see a couple more photos of this little nugget. [Photos: Pacific Coast News] Keep reading »

Banksy’s Back! Check Out His New Work

Everyone’s favorite graffiti artist Banksy announced his month-long NYC residency on Instagram a couple days ago, and his subversive and witty take on street art has been popping up in all sorts of places from Chinatown to the West Side. Yesterday, he headed over to Brooklyn, where he added some cheeky commentary. This one’s our favorite, but click through to see the rest of his New York pieces! Keep reading »

Man Incredulous At Drastic Change In Woman’s Appearance Thanks To Makeup, Curling Iron

What sorcery is this?! The sea-witch on the left cannot, CANNOT be the stone cold 10 on the right.  She cannot! Or else Guyism founder and editor Chris Spags won’t know what to think. Wait until he finds out about padded bras! Keep the defillibrator defibrillator on hand, everyone. [Guyism]

Trans Homecoming Queen Cassidy Lynn Campbell Poses For The NOH8 Campaign

Earlier this month, a Huntington Beach, California high school crowned Cassidy Lynn Campbell, a 16-year-old trans girl, their homecoming queen. Pride and enthusiasm over winning didn’t last long before online bullies trashed her victory. Now she’s making a statement against bigots by posing for the NOH8 photo campaign. Get it, girl! [Advocate]

This Is What An Ad-Free Issue Of Vogue Looks Like

Why is a September issue of Vogue for sale on Craigslist for $4.5 million dollars? Because that’s the cost brands like Dior and Chanel sunk into the iconic magazine advertising in this month’s issue. If it’s your hearts desire to read the Jennifer Lawrence profile and discover how to get a better body in seven minutes, the seller has helpfully removed all the ads in Vogue, either by ripping the pages out or coloring them over  in black marker. It’s 70 percent thinner and a whole purse dog lighter.

And for those of us who don’t have $4.5 mil lying around, we can buy the ad-filled version for — gulp! — $12 on newstand. What a bargain. [PSFK via Ad Week]

Behold: The Perfect Cake For Carnivores With A Sweet Tooth

That big ol’ hunk of medium rare roast beef up there? That’s not meat. It’s a cake, and so are the roasted potatoes on the side. Ridiculous, right? This savory-looking sweet is the work of amateur baker (I’m not sure I agree with the word “amateur” here) Louise Caola, who specializes in making realistic looking meals out of cake, fondant, and frosting. After the jump, check out a few more of her mindbending works of edible art, including cakes that look like pizza, bangers and mash, and McDonald’s menu items! Keep reading »

The Downside Of Getting Married? You’ll Probably Have To Sell Your Custom-Made Leather Vagina Couch

Vagina Couch Craigslist Ad

It’s a familiar love story: Boy pays $20,000 for a custom leather couch adorned with giant vaginas. Boy meets girl. Boy marries girl. Girl demands boy get rid of vagina couch. Boy begrudgingly posts vagina couch on Craigslist for $4,000. Sigh. No one ever said marriage was easy. [Huffington Post]

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