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Romeo Beckham’s Mall-Going Girlfriend Does Not Want To Be Mistaken For A Blogger

More Beckham Kids?
Dad David says he wants "one or two" more. Read More »
The Beckhams' Baby
David and Victoria Beckham
Two attractive people have made an attractive new child: baby girl Harper! Read More »
The Original Ladyblogger?
Nora Ephron photo
Nora Ephron made a career writing about her personal life. Read More »

I know you don’t mean any harm, girlfriend of 10-year-old Romeo Beckham, but girl, for someone who in the future may want to make a habit of being photographed out in public with celebrity offspring, let me tell you, you are messing with the wrong crowd. [Photo: INFDaily]

Ireland Baldwin Is The Most Beautiful Little Pig* I’ve Ever Seen

Hilaria Is Pregnant!
Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas
Alec Baldwin and his new wife are expecting a baby. Read More »
Alec's Hairy Legs
Alec Baldwin drops pants on Letterman
Why did Alec Baldwin drop his pants on Letterman? Read More »
Alec's Bizarre Wedding
Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas
Alec Baldwin texted guests details for the location of his wedding. Read More »

Oh, Ireland Baldwin, there you go winning the genetic lottery and all. Alec Baldwin‘s daughter signed to big-time modeling agency IMG just last month, which definitively makes the 17-year-old a fashion fixture to keep your eye on. Here she is at the Jeffrey Fashion Cares 10th Anniversary Celebration, where she rubbed elbows with the likes of Emmy Rossum, Chrissy Teigen, and Cyndi Lauper (and, um, Kelly Bensimon). This girl is so beautiful it’s almost stupid… and she’s six foot two. That is ridiculous. I fully, 100 percent stalk Ireland on all social media, and she seems like a really, really cool person. She handles all of her inevitable Twitter bullying like a serious champ. Plus she has a gorgeous boyfriend, whose name is Slater Trout, just in case you were wondering. I’m a little girl crush-y. Consider me on official Ireland Watch from here on out, okay? Slater Trout, too. Slater Trout.

*This is in reference to that infamous voicemail Alec Baldwin left for his then-11-year-old daughter, just FYI.

Russell Brand Hung Out With David Lynch And I Wasn’t Invited

Meditation Challenge
I try meditating for 28 days to see if it will change my life. Read More »
Lynch's New Video
"Crazy Clown Time" is, um, crazy. And clown-y. Read More »
Russell In La Brea
He visited the tar pits in this kooky outfit. Read More »
LDR Does "Blue Velvet"
Lana Del Rey covers the famous tune in a Lynchian clip. Read More »

Now that is a sandwich I would very much like to be right in the middle of. I don’t even care if it’s in the name of David Lynch‘s weird, cult-y transcendental meditation “foundation” — hell, I’ll join the damn cult. Just let me in there!

Jon Hamm Is Mad Because This Post References His Package

I know Jon Hamm is tired of being objectified by the media for his impossible to ignore large twig-and-berries situation. But as much as I would truly love to honor his request and talk about more important things, like Ryan Gosling’s abs, or Channing Tatum’s butt, or Megan Fox’s toe thumbs, I can’t. Because Jon Hamm’s bulge is all up in my face every time I log onto the celeb paparazzi sites. Jon Hamm’s balls, comin’ at my face, every single day. I’m sorry, Jon. Please don’t be mad. I promise to try harder tomorrow. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

Your Daily Squee: Newborn Lambs In Neon Sweaters

Britain’s winters get chilly. What’s a newborn lamb to do? Augment your natural wool coat with a trendy neon sweater, obviously. [Buzzfeed]

Baby Goats Jumping
These week-old baby goats are learning important jumping skills. Read More »

“I Love Gingers”: A Photoseries After My Own Heart

Judging by all the posts about Prince Hot Ginge we publish, you might have figured out by now that I have a little huge thing for gingers. You can imagine my unbridled glee upon the discovery of “I Collect Gingers,” a photoseries by photographer Anthea Pokroy. She’s fascinated by these naturally gorgeous, rare genetic specimens, too! To date, Pokroy has photographed 505 redheads so far and is even raising money to publish the world’s weirdest coffee table book. Well, weird to other people. [Laughing Squid]

Mariah Carey Celebrated Easter Sunday With A Sexy Bunny Photoshoot

If the Easter Bunny never made it to you house yesterday, that’s because he was trapped underneath Mariah Carey in her backyard while she sat on him, drinking some champs. “Happy Easter dahhlings…I finally caught the Easter bunny,” she tweeted. We’d expect nothing less from you, Mimi. [Twitter]

Hook Up On Easter!
Is that a chocolate bunny in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Read More »
DIY Cadbury Creme Eggs
Make this Easter classic in your own kitchen! Read More »

Men, Quit Being A Bag-Of-Bones Weakling!

Proving Masculinity
Why owning a gun doesn't make you even more of a man. Read More »
Girls Don't Play Football
girls football
... and other BS gender stereotypes. Read More »
What Is Manhood?
Times Of India respect women newspaper ad
Indian newspaper ad implores men to respect women. Read More »
A Prayer For Men
man prayer
Watch video of Eve Ensler's "Man Prayer." Read More »
body building ad

No wonder some men can have pretty messed up ideas about masculinity. This old bodybuilding ad posted on Boing Boing — in which men claim to have gained 25 and 70 pounds of muscle and increased their “He-Man looks” by 1,000 percent — really goes for the hard sell. Is it just me or does that dude look like Ronnie from “Jersey Shore”? [Boing Boing]

I Don’t Even Know What To Say About Kim Kardashian’s Latest Maternity Look

Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
She's going to need this stuff. Read More »
Kimye Procreates!
These two are having a baby. Not cool. Read More »
Lotta Look: Kim Kardashian
Those are possibly the worst pants ever. Read More »

I have a weird, deep-rooted soft spot for the Kardashian klan and all of its various … idiosyncrasies, and I do not agree with the current media fixation upon “shaming” Kim’s very pregnant body. Yes, she’s been looking like the star of the Butt and Belly Parade, but there’s a vulnerability and naiveté about Kim that makes me feel sad for her. HOWEVER. With that said. Is that … denim? Should I just close my eyes and look away? I think I should. [Photo: FameFlynet]

Tara Reid Is Working Again

Tara Reid is taking a hiatus from drunken days and nights on the beaches of Saint Tropez. She’s packing up her bikinis and leaving her BFFs Jedward behind because, folks, she got a job. The queen of embarrassing moments tweeted this picture of herself dressed as Effie Trinket from “The Hunger Games” with the caption “Today at work shooting my new untitled film produced by Jamie Kennedy. It’s gonna be super cool!” Yeah, I don’t get it either. How Tara Reid of her. [NY Daily News]