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David Beckham Accessorizes With Candy, Daughter Harper Is Thrilled

Harper Seven Beckham
Harper Seven is our new favorite celebrity baby. Read More »
Well Played: Victoria Beckham
The world is her runway, and we're just poorly dressed spectators. Read More »
Victoria Beckham's Dog
Her daughter is better-dressed than us... so is her dog. Read More »
The Beckhams' Baby
David and Victoria Beckham
Two attractive people have made an attractive new child! Read More »

David Beckham is so hot, you guys. Especially when he’s decked out in his signature knit hat, holding daughter Harper and wearing a friggin’ candy necklace. Beckham, who turned 38 yesterday (Happy Birthday David! Call me!) was given the sweet candy treat by Harper as a birthday gift. I’m amazed Victoria let’s him have candy in the house. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Well Played: Florence Welch’s Witchy Ways

10 Best: Florence Welch
Florence Welch for Topshop? We hope so! Read More »
Well Played: Florence
Her dress even comes with its own handler! Read More »
Lotta Look: Florence Welch
NME Awards 2012 - Inside Arrivals
Pretty sure this suit used to be curtains. Read More »
Florence Loses It!
Florence Welch talks about the moment she lost her voice. Read More »

I can’t wear hats. I have a head the size of a middle school Civics classroom’s globe, and hats always look, uh, interesting on me. Consequently, I’m always covetous of people who can wear wide-brimmed hats and look totally amazing. Like, say, Florence Welch, seen here strolling in NYC with nary a care in her hat-covered head. That, plus the occult-ish, purple eye-designed coat, makes her the perfect modern witch. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Well Played: Rachel’s Doppleganger Erin O’Connor Feels Floral

Marni For H&M
Thirty choice pieces from the collection. Read More »
Well Played: Keira
A fresh spin on the classic LBD. Read More »
Well Played: Rose
These faux suspender straps are subtly sexy. Read More »
Well Played: Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson charms in Atelier Versace at the Venice Film Fest. Read More »

Sometimes models off duty default to totally scruffy and unkempt. It makes sense: If you spend your days ensconced in fancy clothes and high heels, you’re probably gonna want to go casual in your private time. Not so for model and Rachel-a-like Erin O’Connor, who was caught leaving London’s Vogue Festival (we’re picturing funnel cake in Givenchy heels) in a (we think it’s) Marni skirt and turtleneck. She looks ready to stroll through a 1940s Italian city scene or something. In any case, we’re coveting that skirt. [Pacific Coast News]

Behold, A Glorious Inflatable Turd Sculpture

This artwork you see before you in a 51-foot-tall inflatable turd sculpture called “Complex Pile.” The inflatable turd sculptor is named Paul McCarthy, although I originally read his name as Paul McCartney and was freaking out for several moments about how and when Sir Paul McCartney diverged from music to inflatable poop sculptures. I was having a hard time processing that. Let me tell you, I am relieved. Anyway, Paul McCarthy‘s other work included a giant inflatable ketchup bottle and a giant inflatable butt plug. Clearly this man is a genius. “Complex Pile” is on display in Hong Kong right now, if you feel like checking out a humongous shit. [Laughing Squid]

Celebs & Dog Poop
Anne Hathaway and 11 other celebs picking up dog poop. Read More »
Al Pooped His Pants
And at the White House no less! Read More »
How To Poop 24 Karat Gold
These pills will do it! Read More »

Caption This: It’s Pay Day!

I’d like to cash this check for six hunnit Fiddy. Give it to me all in hunnits, please. Internet from whence this came, please follow up and let us know if the bank cashed this check. [WOW]

Caption This: Hair Pyramid
What's happening here? Read More »
Caption This: Snackz
Where can we get some Homegirl Potato Chips? Read More »
Caption This: Balloons
An alternative to a swimming pool. Read More »

Well Played: Rachel Zoe & Skyler Go For A Stroll

Rachel Zoe: The Sitcom?
Rachel Zoe
Yep, the famous stylist's life is being fictionalized for TV! Read More »
Rachel Zoe's Closet
Your whole family could live here. Read More »
Quick Pic: Skyler Berman
Rachel Zoe's adorable baby boy takes Manhattan! Read More »

I don’t care what you say, I love me some Rachel Zoe. I think she’s absurd, but she knows she’s absurd, which makes her absurdity marginally forgivable. Plus, she basically dresses like a high fashion hippie/witchy Earth mother, which is super adorable. I mean, can’t you just picture her doing a shift at the food co-op? Or attending some kind of Wiccan chanting event or something? And little Skyler Berman? He looks like an adorable street urchin of a child — all tiny boy hair bun and overalls. Basically, what a lucky kid. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Grad Student Offers Laptop Thief $1000 To Return Thesis

A fifth year year grad student at Rutgers University recently had their laptop stolen, which is an incredibly frustrating experience in the best of circumstances, but becomes a living nightmare when that stolen laptop contains the only copy of your thesis (just thinking about this is giving me sympathy hives!). If nothing else, this sign serves as an excellent reminder to back up your important files — preferably in 10 different places, five of which are kept under 24-hour armed guard. In the meantime, let’s hope this grad student’s offer is one the laptop thief can’t refuse. [Neatorama]

No Guinea Pigs At College
Student wins lawsuit after school bans her guinea pig. Read More »
Boy Steals Parents' Life Savings...
...and uses it to buy candy. Read More »

January Jones Is Wearing My Favorite Outfit From Middle School

January And Liam?!
liam hemsworth
Get the deets on the alleged makeout sesh... Read More »
"Everybody Hates Me"
January Jones photo
January Jones acknowledges that she isn't a fan favorite. Read More »
January And Xavier
We don't know who his dad is, but he sure is cute. Read More »
SS: January Jones
January Jones Style Stealer
The "Mad Men" actress is black, white, and red all over. Read More »

Hey, where did January Jones get my favorite denim jacket and weird sheer white blouse combo from 2005?

Hot DILF David Beckham Gives Harper A Smooch

The only thing that makes chubby baby cheeks better is when a hot dad is planting a kiss on one of them. Ovaries be combusting. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

Harper's A Cutie!
Victoria and David's baby girl sticks her tongue out. Read More »

Is Lil Bub Safe In The Hands Of Robert De Niro?

"Lil Bub & Friendz"
Lil Bub & Friendz
The official trailer is here! Read More »
Lil Bub Documentary
You know you want to watch. Read More »
Lil Bub On Grumpy Cat
Oh, it's a cat fight! Read More »
Best Internet Cats
The 10 Greatest Cats On The Internet Ever
The 10 best cats on the Internet, ever. Read More »

Don’t get me wrong, I am not about to complain about this choice photograph of Robert De Niro clutching Lil Bub at the Tribeca Film Festival Directors Brunch. However. As an animal lover, I do have my concerns that Bub’s saturation level has passed the point of Internet sensation and entered exploitation territory. Bub is but a very brief, very lovely shooting star in our mortal universe, not meant to stick around long, and I fear for her well-being when she is being paraded around at huge events with large crowds like so. But nobody else seems to be worried about this, so I should probably just shut my mouth. At least Mr. De Niro seems to be handling her with care.