What’s the point of having a baby if not to draw scraggly, cartoon villain eyebrows on her face? (Yeah, I know there are other reasons to have a baby. Indulge me on this one.) Thanks to all the parents willing to put black eyeliner little Connor or Emma’s big bald noggin and share it with the rest of us through the Instagram hashtag #BabyEyebrows. But I think that unibrowed baby from “The Simpsons” deserves a little more credit here. [Instagram.com/lawrentabor via Laughing Squid]
If I didn’t already love V. Stiviano for probably-maybe leaking Clippers’ owner Donald Sterling’s racist rant, which lead to a lifetime ban by the NBA, I would love her for this bizarro picture alone. I know she’s only wearing the visor to, like, maintain some privacy or whatever, but I think she’s totally working it. And so does her pet turtle. He told me. [Photo: INF Daily]
What is wrong with me today? First, I am full of doubts about the circumstances surrounding George Clooney’s engagement. Then, I saw this photo of “Mad Men” costars Jon Hamm and Elisabeth Moss out together in NYC and my first thought was that they’re both dressed kind of like they’re trying to hide their identities and therefore they must be having a secret affair. Why am I so cynical? Why do I assume the worst? But I mean, Elisabeth is kind of Carmen Sandiego-ed out. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Usually, the only pigs a supermodel has to deal with are the kinds who lurk around the bottle service tables at nightclubs. On a recent trip to the Bahamas, Irina Shayk cavorted with a whole new category of pigs: the adorable kind.
Shayk posted a pic on her Instagram of Pig Beach, located on the island of Exuma, where wild pigs run (snort?) free and frolic in the clear blue waves with sexy Russian bikini models.
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I have a new addition for my Forever Laugh file! This photo has been cracking me up ever since I saw it on DListed the other day. Given that it inspired multi-days-long LULZ for me, I thought it best to share it with you. Please note, while I am totally obsessed with both my dog Lucca and taking regular rock star baths, I don’t think I could ever bring myself to take a joint bath with Lucca. Though the desire to replicate this photo does burn fiercely inside me… [via DListed]
Reason #4,938 you need to follow celebrities on Instagram: you find out cool facts that might benefit you at some random trivia night 10 years down the road:
Question: Which MTV reality star/beauty blogger/fashion designer has been known to outfit her dogs in tiny hats that match her own?
Answer: Lauren Conrad, duh!
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