Dan Savage didn’t do half bad for himself judging by these pictures of his husband in his skivvies. Terry Miller showed off his ridiculous abs in a photo shoot for fashion label Mr. Turk. I’m not usually a sucker for a chiseled body but my pulse just surged. Holy crap. I’m a little bit jeally of Dan. [OUT]
Australian News Warns A “P*ssy Shaver” Is On The Loose
At my local salon, a good pussy shaving could cost around $60 bucks — but that’s not the type of pussy we’re talking about here. Get your mind out of the gutter. Little five-year-old Cleo is continually being assaulted by strangers who shave off her fur. Poor thing! And someone at Australia’s NT News is having fun with these headlines. Cleo can see you chuckling through the computer screen and she is not amused. [HyperVocal]
Jemima Kirke Is A Beautiful Gay Bride For Bridal Boutique Ad
It’s not just Allison Williams who has locked lips with costar Jemima Kirke: the lovely, floaty Jemima appears in a bridal boutique lookbook for a New York City shop kissing another woman. Declaring “Fuck weddings” on their website, Stone Fox Bride says they have “a dress for every batshit bride out there,” which certainly sounds like Jessa on “Girls.” [Queerty]
Dad’s Amazing Story Of How His Son Got The “Sofia The First” DVD
Okay, so this story is a little old, but I’m posting because it’s still utterly charming: a little boy wanted the “Sofia The First” DVD, a random douchebag in line piped up to say the kid shouldn’t watch “girl movies,” the boy’s dad defended his son’s right to watch princess flicks, and then some lady in line offered to buy the kid “Sofia The First” because seeing a dad stick up for his kid’s girly interests made her day. Yay, there are good people in the world! [Her.ie]
Man Quits Job Via Cake
Bosses are never happy to learn they suddenly need to hire and train someone new, so why not ease the bad news with a slice of cake? Baker Chris Holmes recently quit his border agency job at a UK airport with a “resignation cake” — he wrote out his resignation letter in icing, announcing that he was quitting his job to focus on his cake business, Mr. Cake. Hell, why not? If you can come out as gay to your parents via a cake, you can quit your job via a cake. By the way, Amelia, I’m taking Friday off to go to a museum with my nieces. You’ll be getting a cupcake about it tomorrow. [Standard UK via Eater]
Hollaback Philly Debuts Rad New Anti-Street Harassment PSAs
It’s sad that we live in a society that needs freakin’ public service announcements to tell men not to sexually harass women. (Ask me about the man at Starbucks last night who would. Not. Leave. Me. Alone.) But HollabackPHILLY — anti-street harassment crusaders extraordinaire — have made some of the best posters against unwanted perving that we’ve seen. You can check ‘em all out at HollabackPHILLY’s website. [HollabackPHILLY via Bitch Magazine]
This Is A Photo Of Clint Eastwood At Coachella
The Coachella Music Festival in Indio, California, draws in celebrities from far and wide. But perhaps the most unexpected celebrity attendee, um, ever? Clint Eastwood, who attended the music festival with daughter Francesca. No word on whether he complained about the racket or brought along his favorite “chair.” [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
How Many Internet Memes Can You Spot?
I’m 29 going on 102, or at least that’s how I felt yesterday when I had to ask our 19-year-old editorial assistant who Riff Raff is. (I thought he was a character in “Grease.” Apparently I am mistaken.) So I don’t really know that most of the images in this poster of Internet memes are referring to. I see the IKEA monkey wearing a coat, “two girls one cup,” Grumpy Cat, Psy dancing “Gangnam Style,” Antoine Dodson, planking, the O RLY? owl, and Sad Keanu. Otherwise I have no idea what’s going on here. Thankfully, this legend will help. [Geekologie via College Humor]
Octomom’s Tribute To Angelina Jolie Is Uncomfortable, Delusional
“I admire her … She saves children’s lives. I get that we both have a lot of kids, but I don’t think I look anything like her,” said Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, of her idol Angelina Jolie.
Then Octomom proceeded to pose like her for In Touch. Why? It’s hard to say. But Octomom took the opportunity to talk about how much harder she has it than Ang.
“I do a lot! I’m a cook, a chauffeur and a nanny,” she told In Touch. She forgot porn star, drunk, and possible welfare defrauder. [DListed]
Exclusive! Poop Donors Needed For Important Poop Study
Searching for something to do with your old poop? Does flushing it down the toilet just seem sad? Perhaps you should consider a fecal transplant — give the gift of your poo to someone else. This sign was photographed at the University of Adelaide in Australia and sent to us by a reader. “Donors wanted: Our research needs your poo,” it says. “We are conducting research into faecal [sic] transplantation as a potential treatment for ulcerative colitis and we need healthy volunteer donations.” Either this is the ickiest research study ever done Down Under (yuk, yuk) or someone is pranking Dr. Sam Costello and Dr. Jane Andrews bad. [Thanks, LR52185, for the pic!]
