When it comes to Joaquin Phoenix, I would hit it anytime, anywhere, anyplace. As a puberty-ridden teen in “Parenthood” (in which he was credited as “Leaf Phoenix”)? So cute. As a murderous lover in “To Die For”? Swoooon! As a lovesick neighbor boy in “Inventing The Abbots”? Fucking obviously. As Johnny Cash in “Walk The Line”? How is that even a question?! And as his rapping alter ego JP in “I’m Still Here”? Yeah, even then. So what do I think of his latest look, for the Paul Thomas Anderson film, “Inherent Vice”? It’s different and a little shaggy, but, mmmm, gimme some of those mutton chops. What can I say, I’m hooked. [Photos: INF Daily]
Our Favorite Loon Helena Bonham Carter Looks Stunning On The July Issue Of Vogue UK
It only makes sense that Helena Bonham Carter scored the cover of British Vogue‘s “Ageless Style” issue — the British actress and inveterate wearer of bizarre clothing hasn’t changed a bit over the course of her twenty-some years in the business. We’d almost forgotten how gorgeous she is when she isn’t decked out all crazy as per usual! [Celebitchy]
Oh, Just Some Sloth Rings For Your Jewelry Box
The Frisky is a house divided on sloths. Some of us think sloths are gross, not cute. Some of us think there is nothing cuter than a sloth in the bath or wearing a baby onesie. But I think we can all agree nothing says “stylish” like made-to-order clay sloth rings from Etsy. Collect them all and then accessorize with a mother-and-baby sloth necklace. Hold up, Vogue is on the phone! [Etsy]
The Backstreet Boys Posed With Pandas And My Heart Just Exploded
Remember when Ryan Gosling said he wanted to join the Backstreet Boys, and it was like a mutual wet dream for Amelia and me? Now my beloved BSB — currently touring in China — have gone and posed with five adorable pandas, which happen to be Jessica’s #1 top favorite animal ever. Are the Backstreet Boys trying to kill off the entire Frisky staff with cuteness-induced heart attacks? Ami, Julie, Rachel, Megan — watch out! [NYMag.com]
Paris Hilton’s Got Some Gothy Beach Wear
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Paris Hilton is seriously always on vacation. Vacation from what, I’m not sure, but that bitch sure does love a beach. Here she is, enjoying a beach holiday with her boyfriend River Viper (his real last name is Viiperi, but I mean, River Viper sounds better, right?), chilling in what my mom would call a schmata. You know, this might be the most covered up she’s been in a long time. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Wedding Photos Are Fun When Someone’s Good At Photoshop
I don’t know what’s better — this obviously Photoshopped photo of a dinosaur attacking some random wedding party? Or the nerdy comments on Reddit about the T-Rex: “Their eyesight is based on movement. 2nd girl on the left will be the only survivor.” [Uproxx via Reddit]
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Nick Offerman And Megan Mullally Are Lookin’ Good
Don’t mind me, I’m just taking a moment to admire and appreciate my favorite couple in all of Hollywood, life, and the world. Ron Swanson and grade-A bitch Tammy 2 (or, you know, Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally) are everything.
Can You Guess Which Celeb Couple Was Snapped Engaging In Aquatic PDA?
This recently engaged couple couldn’t keep their hands off each other this week while on vacation in Hawaii. Paparazzi snapped them playing a rousing game of tonsil hockey in the ocean. I wonder what might be going on below the surface…. Can you guess which celeb twosome was gettin’ frisky? Find out after the jump! [Photos: Fame/Flynet] Keep reading »
78-Year-Old Barbara Eden Still Dreams Of Jeannie
Barbara Eden got famous for playing a sexy genie in “I Dream Of Jeannie,” which aired from 1965 to 1970. Over 40 years later, she donned her trademark midriff-baring costume on stage for this weekend’s Life Ball fundraiser, where she introduced Bill Clinton with her signature nod and wink. All I can say is, “Daaaaaamn, girl!” [Us Weekly]
Here’s What Wearing A Corset Looks Like From The Inside
I’m totally entranced by these X-ray photos of a woman before and after being laced into a corset. Apparently they were taken in 1908(!), during the corset’s heyday. Makes me feel very grateful to live in this era, since I can barely tolerate Spanx. [Buzzfeed]
