Kristen Stewart Seduces Herself In Elle Magazine

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Kristen's Goth Glam
Kristen Stewart glam goth photo
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Robert And Kristen
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Kristen Stewart donned a fierce leather skirt and bustier for a sexually charged photo shoot in the June issue of Elle magazine. And who’s that hunk in the slouchy suit and suspenders she’s cuddling up to? Oh yeah, that’s also Kristen Stewart. I must say I’m pretty into her masculine swagger. Which Kristen do you prefer? [Us Weekly]

Banana Wearing A Trucker Hat Is The Douchiest Banana Ever

Matchstick Cookies
They're so hot right now. Read More »

So apparently all it takes to create a banana peel trucker hat is a few simple knife cuts and some careful sticker placement. Now I just have to make some apple skin cargo shorts and orange peel aviators and my whole fruit basket will be ready for spring break in Cancun! [Neatorama]

Lady Gaga Brings The Meat Dress Out Of Storage

Gaga's Meat Dress
An NYC butcher weighs in. Read More »
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Lady Gaga sans bra. Read More »
Lady Gaga's Apartment
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Ready for The Meat Dress: Redux? Skeevy photographer Terry Richardson just posted this photo of Lady Gaga on stage in Japan, donning a new version of her infamous meat dress. Luckily for the costume department, this one looks to be made of leather instead of raw beef, and I must say I’m digging the trendy tulip shaped skirt. As far as meat dresses go, this updated style is definitely an improvement. [MTV Style]

Prom Was Awesome, Until Everyone Fell In The Lake

Confederate Prom Dress
My, what a lovely and offensive dress you are wearing. Read More »

You thought you had a bad prom? These Wisconsin teens lined up on a pier to take those awkward pre-prom photos. Then they heard a cracking sound … and the pier gave way, dumping everyone in the lake. I bet all the parents who paid for $300 prom dresses, hair and nail appointments were pissed.

More pics at the link. I won’t pretend I didn’t laugh. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Caption This: Milk Break

Graceful Bear
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Caption This: Hair Pyramid
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I need to know how this photograph came to be. You have to be desperately thirsty to drink straight from the cow, correct? I look forward to your brilliant captions. “Got milk?” doesn’t count. [WOW]

TIME Magazine Goes There With Toddler Breastfeeding Cover

Nursing "Obscene"
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Breastfeeding Man
Meet the man who is determined to breastfeed. Read More »
Oreo And Breast Milk?
Care for some breast milk with your Oreo cookie? Read More »

Whoa. Hi there, TIME magazine. You went there, didn’t you?

I’m as pro-breastfeeding-in-public as one can be, but this cover photo the intentional provocation of this cover annoys me.  The 26-year-old mother Jamie Lynne Grumet is model-hot and that’s no accident; nor is it an accident that her child she is breastfeeding is three-years-old, an age which some may argue is “too old” to be nursing at their mama’s breast. I make no judgments about this mother’s attachment parenting or breastfeeding. But I wonder, will the visceral reaction to this provocative cover  — which I would place bets on being covered up at newsstands, a la Cosmopolitan titties —  do more harm to the parenting tactics she believes in than it will do good?  

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Well Played: Anna Wintour Picks A Pattern

Well Played: Eva
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Well Played: Allison
The "Girls" star looks pretty in hot pink. Read More »
Well Played: Scarlett
A star on the Walk of Fame and a gold star for the outfit too! Read More »

Oh look at this: It’s Anna Wintour, impeccably turned out at the opening of Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations, a new exhibition featuring work from both inimitable designers on now at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. How does Ms. Wintour do it? 

Lindsay Lohan Is Perfectly Capable Of Playing Liz Taylor

LiLo On "SNL"
We're pulling for you on Saturday night, Lindsay. Read More »
Lilo Loves Liz
The actress is hoping to play Taylor in a Lifetime movie. Read More »
Lindsay Poses For Terry
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »

I don’t know what Rosie O’Donnell was getting all bent out of shape about. LiLo is perfectly “capable” of tackling the role of Liz Taylor. Thank you for helping us picture it, Photoshop. Let’s hope Lifetime can make this look happen for real. [WOW]

A Fair Trade?

Birth Control For Him?
Another male birth control option on the horizon. Read More »
On Birth Control
This woman uses birth control for medical reasons. Read More »
Birth Control Idiocy
Rick Santorum birth control
Birth control "just costs a few dollars," says expert Rick Santorum. Read More »

In this Craitgslist ad, a woman offered to trade her three-month-old weave for a prescription for birth control. A fair exchange? Hmmm. I guess it depends on how many months supply of the Pill she would be getting.  But don’t forget about the complimentary bottle of hair conditioner. That’s worth something. I wonder if there were any takers. Also, has it really come to this? I guess it has. [WOW]

Love It Or Leave It: Amy Heidemann’s Major Pouf

Lotta Look: Vanessa Hudgens
She's a little too into the Coachella lifestyle. Read More »
Love It Or Hate It?
Dree Hemingway's dress. Read More »
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The folk-singing goddess is drowning in layers. Read More »
Love It Or Hate It?
Escape To Total Rewards At Hollywood & Highland Center
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Amy Heidemann of the band Karmin is known for her retro hairstyles (and her ability to muppet scat), but her pouf was looking especially voluminous earlier today at the Z100 studios in New York City. What do you think of her look? Is it pop star perfection or a little bit much?