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This Is What 53 Coats Of Nail Polish Looks Like

53 coats of nail polish

Nail art blogger Varnished Valkyrie always wanted to see what would happen if she layered her nails with as much polish as she possibly could, and one night she finally got bored enough to actually do it. Here’s the finished result: 53 coats deep. It’s weirdly impressive, right? Random thought: I might need to add 23 more manicure ruining tips to this list, just to keep up with this rapid progress. [Her IE]

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Snooki Takes Her Adorable Son Lorenzo To … A DNA Testing Clinic?

Hey, that’s what the caption on these photos read on the paparazzi site! Is little Lorenzo’s genetic background in question? Is Snooki looking into cloning? I don’t know, what else do you do at a DNA testing facility? [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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With Mattel’s Barbie sales sinking these days, Mattel decided to team up with Coach in what seems like an appeal to both classic Coach collections and the tradition of the Barbie doll. This tiny tribute to Coach fashion can be yours for just $95, which is way less than an actual Coach bag. Sounds like a deal to me. Although I have my problems with Barbie, I can’t help but be drawn to her tiny Coach purse. It isn’t even that I particularly like Coach purses, but I do love miniatures that looks exactly like their larger counterparts. Examples include baby Converse and mini bottles of Tabasco sauce. [Huffington Post]

Geena Davis Gets Back In Her Rockford Peaches Uniform At Age 57

It’s been over 20 years(!) since “A League Of Their Own” came out, and to this day it’s one of my favorite movies. I was so delighted to see Geena Davis back in her old Rockford Peaches uniform (word is she’s wearing it to shoot a commercial), still looking fabulous at age 57. In related news, I just canceled all my evening plans and am now going to spend tonight watching “A League Of Their Own”, painting my nails peachy pink, and yelling “There’s no crying in baseball!” at my confused boyfriend. Care to join me? [Us Weekly]

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Rihanna Gets Her Whine On In Barbados

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About 9-10 years ago, I went to Carnivale in Trinidad, dressed up in a sparkly bikini, and danced across a huge stage with thousands of other people as part of the country’s huge celebration. There was a phrase that was used for a certain style of popular dancing that basically involved grinding your butt in a circular motion — “whining on the boomsie,” they called it (boomsie is slang for butt, I guess). I imagine that is what is happening with Rihanna in the photo on the right. RiRi was in her native Barbados, all dressed up for the Kadooment Day Parade. She’s really lost in the music, huh? [Photos: Splash News]

Victoria’s Secret Model Erin Heatherton Gets Photographed Smoking Before An Event

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Models: they’re the editorial picture of loveliness and good breeding and long legs and dagger-like cheekbones, and, well, many of them smoke like chimneys. This is not to say that all models are smokers, or that all smokers are models for that matter (no, what?), but you’d be hard-pressed to come up with a well-publicized fashion model who hasn’t been photographed with a cigarette in hand at one point or another. At some glamorous fête? Yep. Outside of a show? Of course. Backstage? Oh, definitely. It’s kind of ironic that, out of the entire industry, Victoria’s Secret models are the ones who are generally encouraged to maintain a squeaky-clean, wholesome, “just us girls havin’ some fun in tacky lingerie and a huge fucking set of wings” image (like, good role models or something?). But, you know, if you’re not that girl, you’re just not that girl, and I guess Leonardo DiCaprio ex Erin Heatherton just is not that girl. In fact, she was photographed puffing on a cigarette just moments before walking into one of the chain’s NYC stores for an event, and made no attempts to toss it or cover it up. Nah, she just shot the paps a look, put it out when she was finished, and strolled on in there. Smoking isn’t Good For You, but honestly, I weirdly kind of enjoy that Erin was so nonchalant about the whole thing. You do you, Erin Heatherton, you do you. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Mom Leaves “Please Stop Masturbating” Sign For 13-Year-Old Son

Puberty is rough — rougher still when you ignore your mother’s warnings to stop wiping jizz on her nice bathroom towels. If this Redditor’s 13-year-old son doesn’t start depositing his spank bank splooge into tissues soon, he’s going to find his bedroom redecorated with Justin Bieber towels and My Little Pony decor. Way harsh, Mom. [HyperVocal]

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Mackenzie Rosman, best known for playing cute little sister Ruthie on “7th Heaven,” is not so little anymore — and she’s posing for Maxim in pretty lingerie. Last time I saw Rosman, she was, like, seven, so it’s a shock to see her as a 23-year-old stripping for a lad mag. Is she trying to reboot her acting career with a well-placed photo spread? Or following in the tradition of Jessica Biel, who posed topless on the cover of now-defunct Gear magazine back in 2000? The only Camden sister left now is Lucy, although I’d much prefer to see what Matt has got going on. [Us Weekly]

Here’s Avril Lavigne And Winnie Cooper From “The Wonder Years” Dressed Up As Tank Girl

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Here’s what we know: Avril’s shooting a new music video; the theme is “Tank Girl”; Danica McKellar is making a sexy cameo; there is a good chance that Avril’s hands are permanently stuck in the devil horns position. So, there you go. [Daily Mail] [Photos: Splash News]

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