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Free Kim’s Feet!

At eight months pregnant, Kim Kardashian’s feet have naturally started to swell, uh, a bit, something she hasn’t made any easier on herself by continuing to wear high heels that look like medieval torture devices. I mean, just look at what’s happening to her feet in the shoes she wore yesterday — that ain’t right. And lest you think the pain ends once she kicks her heels off, get a look at a photo she posted to Instagram a few weeks ago, after the jump. Say it with me, y’all — FREE KIM’S FEEEEEET! [Photos: Fame/Flynet] Keep reading »

The Brothers Bluth Do A Little Bromancing In The Big Apple

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Well, how adorable is this? In NYC promoting the May 26 return of “Arrested Development” — GAHHH — Jason Bateman and Will Arnett, aka Michael and Gob Bluth, grabbed some much deserved bonding time. Awww guys, we missed you so much! Check out another photo of Bluth brotherly love after the jump! Keep reading »

Julianne Moore Is Experiencing A Painful-Looking Case Of Shrimp Cocktail Toes

SHRIMP COCKTAIL TOES: poor, lovely Julianne Moore has got them, and bad.

Fabulous French-Blue 1939 Packard, Dita Von Teese Not Included

Well, that’s one way to sell your car on eBay. Provided, of course, that you’re Dita von Teese. [Jezebel]

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Well Played: I’m Sensing A Real Claire Huxtable Vibe From Rita Ora

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Rita Ora — out on the town last night with Calvin Harris. How cute are they together, huh? I am happy to see she maybe moved on from the debacle that was dating Rob Kardashian to a guy with a definable career and such. In any case, Rita’s outfit — the deft combo of pointy white pumps, white slacks and sweatshirt with pushed up sleeves — is a perfect ’80s throwback, don’t you think?

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Nicholas Hoult Appears In Flaunt Magazine, Reportedly Takes His Pants Off Somewhere

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If I’m not paying attention for the remainder of the day, nor a good portion of tomorrow, it’s because I’m still sidetracked by the new Nicholas Hoult spread in Flaunt magazine. I mean, is there anything in the world more distracting than the beautiful Hoult all kitted out in a bizarrely patterned trench coat and some other odd wares? Supposedly, according to Nicholas, there are some dropped-trou shots included in the actual magazine… Say, where does one go about purchasing Flaunt? [Celebitchy]

The Celebrity Machine Just Keeps Churning Out More & More Phoebe Price

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A while ago, I told you about how some celebrities actually call the paparazzi on themselves, in order to stay in the press and garner attention. That’s why every Halloween you’ll see garish pictures of say, Courtney Stodden picking out pumpkins in 8-inch lucite heels or Farrah Abraham taking a solitary, sad, sexy walk on the beach.

And then there’s Phoebe Price. Phoebe Price is a regular punching bag for gossip blogger Michael K. over at D-Listed, and he’s very, very cruelly funny about it, referring to as Chicken Cutlets. She is constantly being photographed by paparazzi and was voted by K and his D-Listed readers as 2007′s Hot Slut of the Year, a dubious honor that we’re not entirely sure Phoebe understands. Keep reading »

The New Yorker‘s Tribute To Lesbian Moms

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Aww! This week’s cover of The New Yorker gives a big shoutout to moms who don’t get enough props on the cover of mainstream magazines on Mother’s Day: same-sex moms. Biracial lesbian moms, specifically. Because moms of all types cry over their Mother’s Day cards. [The New Yorker]

How Not To Find Your Missed Connection

I respect Joe’s enthusiasm about connecting with Eileen again. However, a lady usually doesn’t love it when a guy she’s met once STALKS HER IN HER NEIGHBORHOOD. Also, I don’t want to be the one to break it to Joe, but there’s a very good chance that Eileen purposefully gave him the wrong number. Should I email or do you want to? You can reach him at eileenemailsjoe@gmail.com. He’ll be really sad that you’re not Eileen, but I think it’s in his best interest to know how he might be able to approach this sort of thing in the future. NOT LIKE THIS. [Gothamist]

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Can you believe that the June issue of Elle is Kerry Washington‘s first major fashion magazine cover? That is a Big Deal for the first black woman to headline a network TV show. Kerry’s just breakin’ barriers left and right, isn’t she? I like it.