I was already going to post these two hot Olympic swimmers posing in a shower for an anti-homophobia campaign … and then I found out THEY ARE FRENCH! You know what French men do to me. Or maybe you don’t. But trust, they get me all, Ooh la la. Sorry, Amelia, I’m going to need the rest of the afternoon to admire Florent Manaudou and Frédérick Bousquet in all of their glory. [OutSports]
Miley Cyrus, What Are We Going To Do With You?
Yes, yes, that’s exactly what you think it is: Miley Cyrus is sporting a pair of half-denim-half-sweatpants-pants. And that’s not all! She wore this ensemble to a party for Myspace (sidenote: the last time Myspace was relevant was when Miley was 13), and paired these very ratchet pantaloons with a cropped leather bustier and leather jacket (with a bunch of shit written on the back). I mean, I know she’s probs stressing over her on-again off-again Liam Hemsworth situation, but geez lady, that’s no excuse for white Dyeables pumps. [Image: Fame/Flynet]
Proof That Karolina Kurkova Is A Far Braver Woman Than I
Karolina Kurkova is wearing a pristine all-white outfit while walking down the street drinking a coffee. This, my friends, is the stuff my nightmares are made of. Not even exaggerating — I literally had a nightmare the other night that involved wearing a white pantsuit(?!) to make a really important presentation, and stopping to eat a hot dog with extra mustard on the way to the podium because my dream self is an idiot. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, and I woke up in a cold sweat. This photo is bringing it all back. Good luck, Karolina. You’re going to need it. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Jessica Biel Looks Super Friendly While Walking Her Dogs In NYC
Look, I’ve said some unkind things about Jessica Biel in the past, mostly within the spectrum of girl, you bland as hell. JT’s gal has always just struck me as being so milquetoast, despite her own testaments to the contrary (and the fact that she always looks fantastic, which can typically get almost anyone a solid seal of approval in my book). But, like, now that I’ve seen her walking her dogs on the West Side Highway, smiling at the paparazzi and looking totally approachable and at ease despite the fact that she’s just trying to walk her dogs in gym clothes and there’s some cameraman lunging at her (or, more likely, multiple) … Jessica and I are cool. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Jane Goodall: Still Awesome After All These Years
Jane Goodall is one of my personal heroes, so I was delighted to see this pair of photos of her — one as a young researcher playing with a chimpanzee in the early 60s, and another more recent shot (below) of her and another chimp enjoying a similarly silly interaction. The only detectable change in the more than 50 years between the two snapshots? A bit of gray hair. Now 79, Goodall has studied three generations of chimpanzees and spends her time mentoring researchers and zoologists who want to follow in her footsteps. She also makes sure to visit her beloved animals at Gombe Stream National Park a couple times a year. “When I’m on my own at Gombe now, I can easily recapture how I felt at 26, when all the world was new,” she told National Geographic. “There’s still a spiritual power there. I can breathe it in.” [National Geographic]
Pink Is Almost Unrecognizable With Her New Blonde Extensions
Well, well, well! If it isn’t Pink (P!nk? I refuse), looking decidedly unlike her usual self with a new set of hair extensions on one side and a buzz cut on the other. A celeb sporting a new weave is rarely newsworthy (they just seem to, like, accumulate more hair every day), but this may very well be the first time we’ve seen Pink without her trademark shorn ‘do. I think she looks great — and, strangely enough, a lot like Busy Philipps-gone-bad. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Two Different Women’s Magazines, Two Years Apart
As we know all too well, it’s bikini body season, which means it’s time to grab a copy of your favorite women’s fitness magazine and get the scoop on all the latest, totally fresh tips and advice on everything from flat abs to hot sex! But hey, wait a second. Those two covers sure look a lot alike, don’t they? Would you believe they are two totally different magazines that were published two years apart? Because they are. Sigh. Some things — and by “things,” I mean “women’s magazines” — never change. [Reddit]
Russell Brand’s Fashion Scarf Collection Is Nothing To Shrug At
I’m holding fast, patiently awaiting the day when Johnny Depp and Russell Brand finally throw down for their long-simmering scarf-off. It’s gonna be a bloodbath. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
First Look: Helena Bonham Carter Does Elizabeth Taylor For “Burton And Taylor”
What’s this we have here, now? Oh, it’s just the first photo from “Burton and Taylor,” the upcoming BBC America film starring, you guessed it, Helena Bonham Carter as Elizabeth Taylor (with Dominic West as her Richard). So what do we think: Bonham Carter > Lohan as Liz? Anyone? [E! Online]
The Entire Jolie-Pitt Crew Came Out To Celebrate Angelina’s Birthday
It has been so long since we saw all of the Jolie-Pitt kids together (I guess it can be hard to take all six out at a time), that I practically shrieked with joy when I saw photos of the entire family out celebrating Angelina Jolie’s 38th birthday. It’s been so long, I felt the need to annotate the photo so you can keep track. First of all, look at how dressed up and adorable Zahara looks? Love. And Maddox! Maddox is approaching sullen teen territory I can tell. Look at him trying to go all incognito. Knox is gettin’ in the way of his twin sis Vivienne, and Pax ain’t havin’ all of this attention. As for my beloved Shiloh? She is clearly distracted by some taxidermy in that window. Best family! [Photo: Splash News]
