Donuts and sushi are two of my favorite foods, but I never thought to combine them until I saw this photo of Psycho Donuts’ “Psycho Sushi.” Unfortunately there is no raw fish in these donuts, only dough and frosting made to look like sashimi and caviar, but now I have a mad simultaneous craving for sushi and donuts. Well, now I know what I’m having for lunch today! [Psycho Donuts via Neatorama]
Well Played: Keri’s Stripe-y Umbrella Keeps The Rain Away
Man, don’t rain on Felicity. She’s already got enough problems, like Ben’s total disinterest in her, and Noel’s unrequited crush and what she’s gonna do with her hair. And how is she going to graduate from college on time when all she ever does is journal about Ben? Oh, whoops. That’s actually “Felicity” star Keri Russell, just grabbing a coffee in the rain? Well then, carry on.
[Pacific Coast News]
Newlywed Katrina Bowden Takes Her Dog For A Stroll In NYC
Katrina Bowden tied the knot with musician Ben Jorgensen over the weekend, but that didn’t exempt her from getting right back on dog-walking duty in NYC yesterday. Granted, Katrina looks none too pleased to be carrying her spoiled pup around in her arms, but to the rest of us … that shit is cute. Look at that fluffball! So adorable. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Maya Rudolph & Danny McBride’s Awkward Family Photo Album
Comedians Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride posed for a series of awkward family photos for GQ. The safari family and the goths are my two favorites, but as you can imagine, they’re all pretty ridiculous. The most awkward part of it all, according to McBride, was the casting announcement for their fake children.
“One of my friends sent me some [casting-call] link that said, ‘Looking for Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride look-alikes as children,’ and they were like, ‘What the fuck is this?’ It said something about fuzz on their faces being a plus.” [GQ]
This Kid Is Crying Because He Met Bill Murray
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Reasons My Son Is Crying was started by Greg Pembroke, a father of two who took to Tumblr to document his one-year-old son’s meltdowns in photos alongside simple, deadpan captions explaining, well, why his child happened to be crying. The blog went viral and has now expanded to allow other parents to submit their own photos (and, yes, of their daughters too). They’re all pretty fantastic (kids always be crying, amIright?), but it goes without saying that I am especially compelled by this photo. Laura R.’s son is crying, and why? Because he met Bill Murray, of course. The magic of this is not lost on Bill. Is any magic ever lost on Bill? [Huffington Post]
Fat Blogger Poses Like She’s In An Abercrombie & Fitch Ad
Abercrombie & Fitch’s CEO Mike Jeffries said he only wants his clothes worn by “the cool and popular kids,” not the “not-so-cool kids,” which is why sizes only go up to women’s size 10. Men’s sizes, by the way, go up to XL and XXL because it’s only women who can be too fat for Abercrombie’s clothes. Fuck that noise! Here’s Jes from the blog The Militant Baker posing with a traditionally “hot” male model in a variety of Abercrombie & Fitch poses. In an open letter on her web site she writes,
“I didn’t take these pictures to show that the male model found me attractive, or that the photographer found me photogenic, or to prove that you’re an ostentatious dick. Rather, I was inspired by the opportunity to show that I am secure in my skin and to flaunt this by using the controversial platform that you created. I challenge the separation of attractive and fat, and I assert that they are compatible regardless of what you believe. Not only do I know that I’m sexy, but I also have the confidence to pose nude in ways you don’t dare. You are more than welcome to prove me wrong by posing shirtless with a hot fat chick.”
Who says fat girls aren’t the cool kids? [The Militant Baker via BuzzFeed]
Free Kim’s Feet!
At eight months pregnant, Kim Kardashian’s feet have naturally started to swell, uh, a bit, something she hasn’t made any easier on herself by continuing to wear high heels that look like medieval torture devices. I mean, just look at what’s happening to her feet in the shoes she wore yesterday — that ain’t right. And lest you think the pain ends once she kicks her heels off, get a look at a photo she posted to Instagram a few weeks ago, after the jump. Say it with me, y’all — FREE KIM’S FEEEEEET! [Photos: Fame/Flynet] Keep reading »
The Brothers Bluth Do A Little Bromancing In The Big Apple
Well, how adorable is this? In NYC promoting the May 26 return of “Arrested Development” — GAHHH — Jason Bateman and Will Arnett, aka Michael and Gob Bluth, grabbed some much deserved bonding time. Awww guys, we missed you so much! Check out another photo of Bluth brotherly love after the jump! Keep reading »
Julianne Moore Is Experiencing A Painful-Looking Case Of Shrimp Cocktail Toes
SHRIMP COCKTAIL TOES: poor, lovely Julianne Moore has got them, and bad.
Fabulous French-Blue 1939 Packard, Dita Von Teese Not Included
Well, that’s one way to sell your car on eBay. Provided, of course, that you’re Dita von Teese. [Jezebel]
