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Croutons

Most Recent Login: November 2, 2009

Most Recent Comment: October 27, 2009

Join Date: March 6, 2008

Contact: Private Message, AIM, MSN, Yahoo!

Website: http://www.scrapple.com

Location: Brooklyn

Birthday:

Relationship Status: Single

Orientation: Vertical

Occupation: Cybertrash

Oct 27, 2009: In Are There Any Sexy Names For Your Back Door?: "Tunnel of Toblerone Sodom Hussein The Fudge Report El Flatularium"
Oct 13, 2009: In Lady Journalist Contemplates Putting Mints In Vagina In Name Of Journalism: "Cue The Cranberries!"
Oct 06, 2009: In Would You Marry A Man Who Is Morbidly Obese?: "Well I adore my sweety-poo pigbeast to pieces, and I can tell you that all those rolls of lard come in very handy for smuggling Cuban cigars back into the country after our yearly all-yo..."
Sep 02, 2009: In 25 Words And Phrases We Want To Retire: "While we're at it, can we please retire the whole elasticity of the English language, as well as humanity's youthful predispostion to slang?"
Aug 21, 2009: In Miss Piggy Talks About Being A Fashion Pigcon: "I've always been convinced that she is a manifestation of Jim Henson's blistering misogyny."

Disgorged from a womb, I consume sustenance, scratch and claw for daily survival, and sleep fully 33% of my life away.

Interests	Crafts, Satanism
Activities	Buying useless crap to fill the achingly meaningless void that is my vacuous consumerist whore existence
Fave Designers	Cathy Lee Gifford
Fave Stores	Dress Barn
Fave Websites	glennbecknaked.com
Fave Music	Karen Carpenter, Gwar
Fave TV Shows	700 Club
Fave Movies	Pretty Woman, Faces of Death
Fave Magazines	Reader’s Digest
Fave Books	Life for Dummies
Fave Quotes	“Pretzels give you plaque!”

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