iHEARTcats's Profile @ The Frisky

iHEARTcats

Most Recent Login: August 6, 2009

Most Recent Comment: September 9, 2009

Join Date: July 2, 2008

Contact: Private Message

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Relationship Status: Single

Orientation: FRISKY

Occupation: CAT GROOMER

Sep 09, 2009: In Gratuitously Adorable Baby Tiger Video: "YEAH WELL STOOPIT URLESQUE CAN SUCK MY LITTER BOX'S BECAUSE HELLO A INTERNET W/ NO CATS WOULD BE ABOUT AS GOOD AS SOME FUGLY DOG-LUVR WHO GETS DRAGGED AROUND BY A LEESH AND PICKS UP THERE GROSE GIANT..."
Aug 06, 2009: In Poll: Do You Pee In The Shower?: "WTF THEIR IS NO WAY I WOULD DO THAT, BUT SOMETIMEZ MY CATS DO TO PUNISH ME WHEN I FORGET TO RAKE THE TURDS OUT OF THEIR FRESH STEP KITTY LITTER. YEAH RIGHT U KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LOL!!!"
Aug 06, 2009: In Quote(s) Of The Day: Brad Pitt On Gay Marriage & Gettin' Down In The Grotto: "EWWWW THAT DOG IS SOOOO GROSS. HE SHOUDL GET A CAT INSTEAD!!!"
Aug 06, 2009: In 10 Ways To Punish A Cheater That Are Totally Legal And Not (Too) Psycho: "U should do what I do and have ur CATS use his dresser drawers and his computer keybored as they're LITTERBOX. and if hes really bad then when hes sleeping go all over his UGLY LYING FACE TO!!!!"
Oct 22, 2008: In Mind Of Man: Does Every Man Want To Have A Threesome? (Answer: Yes! Also: No!): "ZOMG IS UR BFF ROSS FROM FRIENDS?? BECUZ THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ROSS TO!!! I WOULD BE ASCARED TO MOVE TO NEW YORK BECAUSE THEN LIFE WOULD BE LIKE FRIENDS AND MY BF MIGHT TURN ME INTO A LEBZIAN! LOL..."

Interests	CATS, TABBIES, CALICOS, PERSIANS, SFINXES, KITTENS, FANCY FEAST COUPONS, DRAINING ANAL GLANDS
Activities	COLELCTING HELLO KITTY ON EBAY
Fave Designers	THAT ONE WHO INVENTED SLINKY CATSUITS
Fave Stores	PETFOOD WAREHOUSE
Fave Websites	CUTE OVERLOAD CATS-ONLY PAGE
Fave Music	CATS SOUNDTRACK, CAT STEVENS, STRAY CATS
Fave TV Shows	JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS, BATMAN (4 CATWOMAN, DUH!)
Fave Movies	CAT ON A HOT TIME ROOF, FRITZ THE CAT, CAT IN THE HAT
Fave Magazines	CAT FANCY
Fave Books	101 USES FOR A DEAD DOG
Fave Quotes	“IF U CALL ME A PUSSY THATS OK ACTUALLY BECAUSE I FIND THAT 2 B A COMPLAMENT, U DOG-LUVR A55HOLE!!!” - ME

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