Drinking at least one bottle of champagne every day, looking for love in all the wrong places, overanalyzing absolutely everything, crotch banging whenever possible

The L Word; All Real World/Road Rules Challenges; Friends; CSI; Baseball Tonight; America’s Next Top Model; Top Chef, Project Runway, Top Design, Shear Genius (okay, all competition reality shows on Bravo: The Network Run By Homos); The Soup; Mad Men

Mean Girls, Empire Records, Wedding Crashers, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Brokeback Mountain, TransAmerica, Shortbus, Juno, Secretary

Sperm Wars (Robin Baker), Choke and Invisible Monsters (Chuck Palahniuk), The Commitment and Skipping Towards Gomorrah (Dan Savage), #&@$% (Inga Muscio),  anything by Augusten Burroughs

“Be who you are sooner.” -Documentary, West Coast Crones

“People will stare. Make it worth their while.” -Harry Winston

“Sex is a continuum. You go through different phases along life’s way … and if you don’t, you’ve been sort of cheated.” –Gore Vidal

“I wish just ONCE that people wouldn’t act like the cliches that they are.” -Claire, Six Feet Under

“Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” - Rev. Pat Robertson

“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.” -Buffy The Vampire Slayer

“Just blame it all on me, say I was shameless.
Say I couldn’t slow it down, Let alone stop it.
And say you just hung around, ‘Cuz you couldn’t top it.”
-Ani DiFranco