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Grey’s Anatomy, Gossip Girl, Heroes, Private Practice, Desperate Housewives, The L Word, Stargate, Stargate Atlantis, Cashmere Mafia, Bionic Woman, Charmed, Alias, Sex and the City, Rome, The Dresden Files, Law and Order: SVU, Big Shots, Lost, Lipstick Jungle, Terminator-The Sarah Connor Chronicles, One Tree Hill, Dancing with the Stars, So You Think You Can Dance, The Tudors, The Outer Limits, Dollhouse, True Blood, Drop Dead Diva

too many to NAME!

ME: #&@$%! Where are my keys?
Lauren or Robyn (can’t remember): You’re holding them!!

ME: I got married in Vegas over the weekend!! =)
Everyone else: Oh my god are you pregnant?!?
ME: What the??............Hell no!!

Alameda County Probation Dept: We’d like to offer you the position…
ME: OMG Seriously?!?

“I’ll look to like, if looking liking move;
But no more deep will I endart mine eye
Than your consent gives strength to make it fly”

“Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries!”

“Ours is not the civil rights movement. But ours is a civil rights movement. It is a struggle. You get fired because you’re gay, you get fired because you’re black, you’re still out of a job. If your house gets burned down because you’re gay, burned down because you’re black, you’re still out of a house and maybe dead. Hate is hate. I’m not equating the experience with the history at all. But we are making a civil rights demand.” - Anonymous Comment

Jason: “Stucky and bitch up!”

“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of #&@$%!!!!”

“This is big. The NAACP could be the NAAAP—The National Association for the Advancement of All People. In a single decision, they can de-institutionalize what has seemed a singularly hypocritical form of bigotry that is at best unseemly in a historically oppressed group of people. I understand and even respect religious objections to homosexuality, but such religious beliefs can and must be separated from public policy in a nation of laws built on the ideal of the equality of all people. Those who oppose such equality are quintessentially anti-American, regardless of how much they wrap themselves in the flag. Such people soil the Red, White and Blue when they touch it.” - Anonymous Comment