things i love:
marilyn monroe. sequins. reisling wine. the sound of waves. creamy massage oil. lingerie. guys and their cars. deep, indie flicks. barnes and noble. calculators. going to the post office. rainy days. great speakers. female empowerment. playing dress up. making money. spending money. researching. peppermint tea. teakwood candles. glitter. stargazing. laughing. cuddling in another’s arms. photoshop. flirting. loaded sexual innuendo. soft hair through my fingers. dorothy parker. weeds. sextrology. the power of attraction. the squid and the whale. art museums. cover bands. cheesy, garlic mashed potatoes. third-generation prius. luxury. staycations. the colbert report. carmen electra. leopard print. flip flops. polka dots. long island ice tea. puffs tissues. personality studies. webcamming. fourth of july. jetsetting. awesomeness.

betsey johnson

barnes and nobles. target. pier one imports. thrift store. office max. any jewelry store…

mine, of course! www.SlumberPartiesByRachelMaulding.com

weeds. colbert report. the office. regis and kelly. anything on msnbc…

donnie darko. clueless. me and you and everyone we know. margot at the wedding. romance and cigarettes. because i said so. mrs. parker and the vicious circle. the big lebowski. the squid and the whale. across the universe. a dirty shame. gentlemen prefer blondes. everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask.

glamour. real simple.

chekhov’s seagull. albee’s who’s afraid of virginia woolf. nietzsche’s beyond good and evil. morrison’s sula. cox’s superflirt. greene’s the art of seduction. atwood’s handmaid tale. austin’s pride and prejudice. dostoyevsky’s crime and punishment. greene’s the end of the affair.

“I married a German. Every night I dress up like Poland and he invades me.”
-Bette Midler