Your Vajayjay’s First Protective Shield!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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sex
7:00AM, Thursday April 23rd 2009
Oprah may be responsible for “vajayjay”—slang for “vagina,” for those of you living under a rock—entering the English lexicon, but she doesn’t own the trademark. That explains why VJJ Enterprises—which has filed a trademarking application—was able to manufacture the first product ever featuring the term. The best part? It’s a visor. For your vagina. Marketed as similar to a jock strap, the Vaj-j Visor is described as a “protective vaginal shield designed to help protect a woman’s inner vulva area inner labia, clitoris, and vaginal opening.” For sports? Actually, the Vaj-j Visor is supposed to be used during grooming activities, like Brazilian and bikini waxing, depilatories and shaving, hair coloring, tanning or spa treatments. Your vaginal muscles help keep the visor in place. All this contact with your naughty bits means that each visor needs to be tossed out after use. Visit the company’s website to find out how to buy it wholesale. [Vaj-J Visor via Mother Jones]
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Arty
wrote on April 23 2009 @ 07:09 am: [report]
“Rigorous grooming”? Hahahahahaha!
cattgirl813
wrote on April 23 2009 @ 09:07 am: [report]
Who colors their pubes? Really? That’s not right. And if your grooming activities get that rigorous, then perhaps you need to step back and rethink things.
Katrina
wrote on April 23 2009 @ 11:39 am: [report]
This will definitely come in hand the next time I need power tools to trim…which will hopefully be never.
wonder_bread
wrote on April 23 2009 @ 05:14 pm: [report]
people are trying to hard to make more money this is just too funny i hope a man didn’t make this product.
Chelle
wrote on April 23 2009 @ 06:27 pm: [report]
I guess maybe if you use an electric shaver?
pennycandy
wrote on April 24 2009 @ 09:44 am: [report]
I thought Shonda was responsible for “vajayjay”?! right?
Arsenic
wrote on April 24 2009 @ 02:15 pm: [report]
@cattgirl813
I color my pubic hair - I have electric blue head hair so its fun for me to match. Plus its totally worth it if only for the shocked look on the faces of the idiots who ask “does the cape match the drapes?”
Arsenic
wrote on April 24 2009 @ 02:15 pm: [report]
Arrgh! *carpet
wonder_bread
wrote on April 24 2009 @ 02:31 pm: [report]
thats very funny arsenic LOL….
mikeyellenlee
wrote on April 24 2009 @ 04:46 pm: [report]
@Arsenic, How do you get it blue? Do you lighten it first? Wouldn’t that be painful? I’ve always wanted to try this because I color my hair funky colors as well.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 24 2009 @ 09:14 pm: [report]
@mikeyellenlee: -1 point on the dark hair. :(
hereshestands
wrote on April 26 2009 @ 12:00 am: [report]
Is this like well those guys that play cricket get little protectors so lets make one for us! Hahaha.
Arsenic
wrote on April 26 2009 @ 01:14 pm: [report]
@mikeyellenlee
I use a kit from a company called betty beauty:
-> http://www.bettybeauty.com/
Their color kits contain a special bleach made not to drip so it wont get where it shouldn’t. I was actually really surprised at how well it worked (I have fairly dark hair myself, not black, but deep brown)- I wish the bleach I used on my head was as quick and painless!
I did irritate my thighs heating it though, so you might want to cover them with a t-shirt or something if you want to set the bleach/die with a hair dryer.
I will also say that I tend to have finer hair down there, which may have helped the bleaching process. Its also worth noting that since your muff gets washed more often then your hair (at least in my case) the color tends to fade fast, but all in all worth the time and money.
V for Vixen
wrote on April 26 2009 @ 01:37 pm: [report]
You know, this is actually a pretty great idea. I’ve been using the electric trimmer on my naughty bits, and I’m always worried that I will accidentally trim flesh rather than hair. The one thing I definitely DON’T like is the way they’re not re-usable. I mean, it’s not like we haven’t figured out how to wash items that come in contact with that area (i.e. The Keeper/Diva Cup, vibrators, etc.), so why would they make them disposable? Not eco-friendly; thumbs down.