Purity Ring For The iPhone

Your iPurity Ring Will Keep You From Being An iSlut

Posted by: Jessica Wakeman Filed in: sex
1:20PM, Tuesday July 14th 2009

Having a little trouble staying a virgin until your wedding night? Do you also have an iPhone? Then download the Purity Ring iPhone app where you can take a pledge to be chaste until marriage and look at a digital picture of a purity ring, instead of wearing one. [Cause that would be, like, totally embarrassing.—Editor]

According to the Guardian, the iPhone app has pre-recorded pledges for both boys and girls and will only display the ring after the pledge is made. Available at the iTunes store, kiddies. But so you know, further investigation is needed to ascertain whether you can actually count on a digital purity ring when temptation strikes… [Guardian UK]

comments

David Lifson
wrote on July 14 2009 @ 01:27 pm: [report]

OMG! I, like, totally need this.

Queen Frostine
wrote on July 14 2009 @ 01:55 pm: [report]

They should have just thrown in a pic of a swollen, oozing, sore-covered set of genitals that throb to the beat of a collicky baby crying. And then every week or so it alternates to a picture of your grandmother in a thong doing the electric slide.

Therese
wrote on July 14 2009 @ 01:59 pm: [report]

Whether you pledge your virginity with a silver ring at your church basement, or just hit the ‘I Accept’ button on your iPhone, it still probably won’t work.

The company also sells an App for finding your tent at crowded festivals. They suggest it could come in handy if you’re planning to get drunk and lost. Maybe they should sell a combo App package just in case you do find your tent but are too drunk to remember not to have sex in it.