YouTube Life Lessons: Wash Yo Stanky Nuts!
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
Filed in:
sex, video
11:40AM, Friday June 26th 2009
Listen up dudes! Class act, Alexyss K. Tylor, host of “Vagina Power” on YouTube, does a pretty good job of telling you just exactly how, when and where you need to go with a bar of soap if you want to get some. Ah, it’s times like these when I bow my head in reverence to the majesty that is YouTube. [WOW]
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prgirl
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 11:55 am: [report]
Use Clorox wipes? that is some seriously clean, umm, hole!
bogart4017
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 12:45 pm: [report]
Shame that some people have to be told.
CthisSunshine
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 02:55 pm: [report]
Oh- MY- LORD!!!! LMAO!!!!I wish I could have played this for my ex because he thought I was just giving him a tough time when I would ask him to clean his uncircumcized penis a bit more thoroughly before we got busy in the bedroom or if he’d ask for morning bjs. Don’t get me wrong, I was glad to, but not so stoked when I found myself spitting out pieces of schmeg- sorry… I wasn’t a comando about it, but after a while the excess build up it began to cause some lovely imbalances and infections in my nether regions which I wasn’t a fan of.
I asked the Dr. what the deal was and if some of this could be a contributing factor and she said, of course, depending on where my cycle was plus the added foreign bacteria- do the math… mix then bake and the pH imbalnce ensues.
She was kind enough to explain to him why it was affecting me and that it wasn’t a “bad” thing, just that we all have to take a little extra care sometimes… This all made him hate me a little from that point on.
moonblossom
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 03:39 pm: [report]
That is so freakin’ funny…and so wrong
TOO_DOPE
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 03:57 pm: [report]
THIS IS THE BEST!! OMG… I was laughing my ass of at my desk!
alphabete
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 04:02 pm: [report]
@CthisSunshine: Oh my gosh I’m so sorry you had to go through that. I can’t believe he hated you (even a teensy bit!) for that. You’d think he’d be happy you cared enough about him to look into it! I went through something similar at one point and I eventually had to just break it off (the relationship, not the ick-stick) because it’s a scary day when I have to tell someone to clean it before they rub it on me.
This is a freakin’ hilarious video and I think I am going to have to subscribe to this lady. I wonder what other advice she gives and whether it is equally hilarious.
I Go To 11
wrote on June 26 2009 @ 07:51 pm: [report]
I LOVE Alexyss K. Tylor! I first heard about her a couple years ago…she is hysterical! One of her early episodes talked about men thinking women are like government cheese or something like that…oh, and also talking about taking your woman out to a fancy dinner, not “Long John Silver’s $4.99 shrimp plate”. I hadn’t watched anything of hers in awhile, but now I feel like I need to catch up!
roastchicken
wrote on June 27 2009 @ 09:41 pm: [report]
This vid is hilarious!!! :D
HarlemGirl
wrote on June 29 2009 @ 10:10 am: [report]
This just made my day.
MrsPRMom
wrote on June 30 2009 @ 01:23 pm: [report]
My dear woman, a thousand thanks to you on behalf of everyone who performs oral sex on men. Once and thank goodness only once I was with a man that committed this crime…I’ll spare you messy details but the ending is that I looked him straight in the eye and told him to wash his nasty-moldy-stank a$$ d***, and not to call me again. To me it’s soooooooooo disrespectful not to keep yourself clean, disrespectful to your partner and to yourself (if this vid applies to you)
Cheers to you for speaking out!