You Know You Want It: “Tool Academy 2”

Ah, “Tool Academy.” Quite possibly one of the most awesomely awful shows on TV—and I mean that in a good way. Dedicated to seeking out guys who act like tools and sending them off to Tool Academy for an inner and outer makeover with their fed-up girlfriends, VH1’s reality dude show is one of my favorites. Why? I do not know. I guess there’s something deeply appealing about seeing total jerks being turned into better men. There are too many guys out there with spray tans, spiked hair, and man thongs for this country not to need a show like this. In any case, as it turns out, there’s a “Tool Academy 2” on the way! And this season actually looks more obnoxious. Check out the latest batch of tools here. Premieres August 31.