WTF Is Up With Chris Brown’s New Album Cover?
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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entertainment
8:10AM, Tuesday November 3rd 2009
If Chris Brown was hoping for a career comeback after he beat the crap out of his ex-girlfriend Rihanna, the hot mess that is the just-revealed art for his upcoming album, Graffiti, is not going to help. Why is he holding a guitar? He doesn’t play! Is he on a spaceship? Is that a moon? Why are his pants so tight? Who are those creatures in the bottom corner? And why is he going to mace them with a can of spray paint? PopEater goes into further detail about the five awesomely ridiculous things about it. Somewhere, Adam Lambert is feeling really great right now. [PopEater]
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nikkiwikki
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 08:16 am: [report]
This reminds me of Space Jam, but I’m not really sure why; Space Jam is the best movie known to humans, while this album cover looks like whoever approved it was high.
Perceptible
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 08:27 am: [report]
Who the hell in their right mind would buy his album no matter what it looked or sounded like? He needs to go away and hang his head in shame.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 09:04 am: [report]
OMG he’s a cylon!
Kill it with fire!
MuchoMacho
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 09:14 am: [report]
if it wasnt chris brown i would really like it…
eggsandbacon
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 09:38 am: [report]
now I know I won’t feel bad when I go into stores and hide his albums behind Yani or someone equally never looked at.
moonblossom
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 10:31 am: [report]
Maybe those creatures are the ghosts of girlfriends past and he’s just trying to make them all go away.
Pinky
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 11:38 am: [report]
I think its hot…but HE is not.
kr070707
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 11:51 am: [report]
I would have loved to be a fly on the wall at the design meetings for this album. I’d like to imagine it went something like this:
-“He needs to be shown as strong, but non-threatening”
-“So, what’s non-threatening?”
-“Guitars are pretty non-threatening”
-“The moon! The moon is totally non-threatening. All it ever does is wax and wane.”
-“A robot hand!”
-“What? How does a robot hand fit?”
-“It’s cool, because it comes from a robot, but it’s just a hand, so it’s not that scary, not like a full robot.”
-“I like it…”
-“Dude, I got it! So the album is called ‘Graffiti.’ What if we have him spray painting graffiti on the moon with a robot hand and a guitar?!?”
-“Genius”
equnsuocha
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 11:51 am: [report]
@CheeeeEEEEse : I c wut u did thar
Coral
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 12:54 pm: [report]
It kind of looks like a mix between an Usher and a Kiss album cover with a silly cartoon on the bottom.
Jitterbugs232
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 12:56 pm: [report]
one word: lame
nikkiwikki
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 07:51 pm: [report]
@kro70707: I just laughed my ass of at your comment.
relright
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 09:38 pm: [report]
Oh #&@$% the eighties aesthetic is back.
How frightening
Squidtermz
wrote on November 12 2009 @ 02:51 pm: [report]
not even 80’s this is a time period that should never and will never exsist, he’s gone from my world. Actually, he was never in it.
DeLiCiOuS91
wrote on December 12 2009 @ 05:18 pm: [report]
ok so this is the deal…people need to really get off of him…he made a mistake and he admitted it n he is sorry for it…i mean they make it a big deal because he is a celebrity but i bet if he wasnt a celebrity they would have gotten over it…so get over it he hit her and said he was sorry he paid for what he did GET OVER IT PEOPLE
DeLiCiOuS91
wrote on December 12 2009 @ 06:52 pm: [report]
ok well i am a chris brown fan no matter what…i think that people should really get off his case…he did something wrong,he paid the price,he admitted it like a thousand times and he said he was sorry….what more do you people want…how far are people going to take this?get over it…i mean this happens even if people werent famous…so please GET OVER IT!!! this really shouldnt take that long and to Chris B. please get over Rihanna she isnt anything to stress over…She isnt worth it
nikkiwikki
wrote on December 14 2009 @ 09:59 am: [report]
@DeLiCiOuS91: You posted basically the same thing twice. Way to go. Also, HELL NAW I won’t get over it. He’s a hypocrite poophead, and that’s what I’ll think of him until the day I die.
DeLiCiOuS91
wrote on December 14 2009 @ 11:08 am: [report]
well i just wanna get my point across n honestly i am just stating my opinion so i dont care what you say
PinkRanger
wrote on December 14 2009 @ 11:23 am: [report]
@delicious: hahahahahahahahahahah dumbest thing I"ve read today. If a guy beat the hell out of you and I stood up for him, you would probably think I was crazy. And yes, face it, when non-celebrities do things like this they are treated just as badly. Worse actually, because they don’t have psycho fans that will stand up for them no matter what effed up things they do.