Chris Brown Album Cover For Graffiti

WTF Is Up With Chris Brown’s New Album Cover?

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry Filed in: entertainment
8:10AM, Tuesday November 3rd 2009

If Chris Brown was hoping for a career comeback after he beat the crap out of his ex-girlfriend Rihanna, the hot mess that is the just-revealed art for his upcoming album, Graffiti, is not going to help. Why is he holding a guitar? He doesn’t play! Is he on a spaceship? Is that a moon? Why are his pants so tight? Who are those creatures in the bottom corner? And why is he going to mace them with a can of spray paint? PopEater goes into further detail about the five awesomely ridiculous things about it. Somewhere, Adam Lambert is feeling really great right now. [PopEater]

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nikkiwikki
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 08:16 am: [report]

This reminds me of Space Jam, but I’m not really sure why; Space Jam is the best movie known to humans, while this album cover looks like whoever approved it was high.

Perceptible
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 08:27 am: [report]

Who the hell in their right mind would buy his album no matter what it looked or sounded like? He needs to go away and hang his head in shame.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 09:04 am: [report]

OMG he’s a cylon!

Kill it with fire!

MuchoMacho
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 09:14 am: [report]

if it wasnt chris brown i would really like it…

eggsandbacon
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 09:38 am: [report]

now I know I won’t feel bad when I go into stores and hide his albums behind Yani or someone equally never looked at.

moonblossom
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 10:31 am: [report]

Maybe those creatures are the ghosts of girlfriends past and he’s just trying to make them all go away.

bethlynn00
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 11:29 am: [report]

I think the cover is kinda nice, it’s different. My niece has already been begging for concert tickets to go see him for her birthday. He’s not going anywhere anytime soon.

Pinky
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 11:38 am: [report]

I think its hot…but HE is not.

kr070707
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 11:51 am: [report]

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall at the design meetings for this album. I’d like to imagine it went something like this:
-“He needs to be shown as strong, but non-threatening”
-“So, what’s non-threatening?”
-“Guitars are pretty non-threatening”
-“The moon! The moon is totally non-threatening. All it ever does is wax and wane.”
-“A robot hand!”
-“What? How does a robot hand fit?”
-“It’s cool, because it comes from a robot, but it’s just a hand, so it’s not that scary, not like a full robot.”
-“I like it…”
-“Dude, I got it! So the album is called ‘Graffiti.’ What if we have him spray painting graffiti on the moon with a robot hand and a guitar?!?”
-“Genius”