Would You Use Bacon Lube?

Erin G
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 02:16 pm: [report]

Bacon Lube: For when you’re porkin’

Tetrine
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 02:31 pm: [report]

Now there’s something that will trigger a gag reflex.

GROSS!

Lynn
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 02:47 pm: [report]

I saw this the other day…I assumed it was a joke? Maybe I was wrong?

hiyahails
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 02:55 pm: [report]

gross, is the only word for it!

PinkRanger
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 02:57 pm: [report]

eh…..I don’t get into combining food and sex..so to me this is a nightmare lol. anyone ever had bacon chocolate though? that stuff is amazing for some reason. look for it in gourmet stores.

Little Lamb
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 03:04 pm: [report]

My boyfriend goes into this “Tim ‘the Tool Man’ Taylor” burly voice and grunts “bacon” whenever he sees it, smells it, or tastes it. 

Trying to decide if that would be a turn-on or not in the bedroom…hmm…

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 03:36 pm: [report]

This was my tip! *Dances poorly*

Goldfinch86
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 03:57 pm: [report]

I happen to love bacon with all my heart. However I don’t want my lube smelling like that. I think lube should only smell like sweet things and vanilla, this is a little much for sexy times. However i had roommates who if not for being catholic and non-sexual beings, they would have used this. They would make and eat a whole package of bacon with cream soda for breakfast, this is right up their ally.

wild-ting
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 04:05 pm: [report]

Umm NO! I don’t eat meat [crosses-fingers] so I certainly don’t want to smell it during sexy time.

-WT

Sofjna
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 04:16 pm: [report]

mmmm…bacon   I’m actually putting bacon in what I’m making for dinner tonight.  I think that’s as far as I want to go with it though.

MissJennLynn
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 04:21 pm: [report]

I’m pretty sure I want to vom right now… However, if you’re ever out of bacon bits one night, I’m sure this would be a perfectly fine substitute.

writergirl
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 05:05 pm: [report]

oh, no. that’s just wrong…...i’d be wondering where the side of eggs were the whole time….

retro chic
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 05:46 pm: [report]

This stuff is on guy sites (mainly gay/nerds). Little too Arby’s or Carl’s for me. Ads for personal W-4 or Pennsoil lube might be next for the handy man about town.
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@writergirl: haha, some things are just too good to be enjoyed alone (tic).

vanya
wrote on April 6 2009 @ 07:11 pm: [report]

Not for me.  All I can think of is that commercial for Beggin’ Strips dog treats.  “Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon!”  Not the mental image I’m sure Baconlube wants me to have…

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wrote on April 6 2009 @ 07:17 pm: [report]

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pennycandy
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 08:43 am: [report]

derr, april fools. they did get some funny emails though.

dancerr10
wrote on July 31 2009 @ 09:30 am: [report]

that’s discusting, who could even think that that’s okay to make???? D: