Tampon USB

Would You Use A Tampon USB?

Posted by: Wendy Atterberry Filed in: style
9:00AM, Tuesday April 7th 2009

Whether your data flow is light, heavy or super, the tampon USB, which comes in 1GB, 8GB, and 16GB, has your needs covered and will be available soon for an undisclosed amount of money. I shudder to think what might happen if you get the USB tampon confused for the real thing… [via Modern Materialist]

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Kiki T
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 09:20 am: [report]

Perceptible
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 09:23 am: [report]

My first reaction was, “hells no!” But then I thought it might be fun just to freak out my male business partner.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 09:28 am: [report]

Everything is better with USB.

wawmama
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 09:42 am: [report]

If I ever became a secret agent.

PinkRanger
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 09:48 am: [report]

@ wawmama: it does look like a tool for some espionage feminist, doesn’t it? haha.

Squidtermz
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 09:51 am: [report]

at least nobody would steal it!

Cherubina
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 10:28 am: [report]

My boyfriend complains enough when I put used tampons/pads in the garbage—even though I wrap them up thick in toilet paper! Imagine his surprise and disgust if he saw one of these sticking out of my laptop ...

retro chic
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 10:31 am: [report]

@perceptible & squidtermz: Can definitely say… a few well-placed ones in an office drawer, etc, are a theft deterrent and do freak prying guy-eyes out! One jumped back and squealed like he’d seen a big spider upon discovery. Never went THERE again.

Chico B
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 01:12 pm: [report]

I like this. Not only is it truly portable, but you can take it with you anywhere you go, no matter what you’re wearing. Or not wearing.

Personally, I don’t think I could handle the 16GB version.

stormygirl
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 07:24 pm: [report]

i think squidtermz is right, at least you don’t have to worry about anybody stealing it.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 7 2009 @ 07:32 pm: [report]

Ok, everyone is getting off topic here. Everything, including tampons is cooler with USB. I would have no problem, being a man, and using this in public because it is a conversation starter. Hey is that a tampon? No, it’s a USB drive that looks like a tampon. Seriously, this is only ever going to be truly insane when I can get a real vibrator with integrated bluetooth so I can #&@$% and talk on my phone at the same time.

Nick at Night
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 08:36 am: [report]

They should come in red.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 08:38 am: [report]

@Nick at Night: They should come in green, just so people ask questions. F’ the man!

Chico B
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 08:51 am: [report]

You’re making *me* come in green, dude.

Allen Amin
wrote on September 12 2009 @ 02:19 am: [report]

Hey Whether Tampon Also Supply Custom USB Drives Too

Allen