Would You Like To Date Jon Gosselin?
Posted by: Susannah Breslin
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6:00AM, Thursday July 2nd 2009
Would you like to date Jon Gosselin? Well, who wouldn’t? I know there’s nothing that lights a fire in my loins like a man who walks out on his wife, twins, and sextuplets. That is hot! Thankfully, it turns out that Gosselin is on Match.com. Yes, the ink may not yet be dry on the “Jon & Kate Plus 8” star’s divorce papers, but that doesn’t mean he’s not out there trolling the interwebs for young women looking to raise eight stepchildren and deal with a probably not very happy presumed to be soon-to-be ex-wife! So, what’s he looking for? Do you meet the demands of his dating profile needs? If you’ve got a non-asymmetrical haircut, you just might have a chance with the Goss. [Funny or Die]
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maroon
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 06:32 am: [report]
only if the first date comes with a multi-million dollar contract from a cable television producer
Keesh Mia
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 06:38 am: [report]
Does The Frisky have the contact to Kate’s hairdresser? I WANT non-asymmetrical hair. I want a shot at loving his 8 half-white babies. Kiss. Kiss
_jsw_
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 06:52 am: [report]
I don’t know what you folks are complaining about. If his track record is any indication: if you marry him, you’ll get all the kids you want (and then some), millions of dollars, a decade of walking all over him, and then, once he’s gone, the ability, as a D-lister, to date celebrities. Plus, he’ll have the kids half the time so you can travel first class for book signings.
I mean, seriously, if Kate had married some gung-hu success-oriented and dominant man, she’d be just another PA housewife with a couple of kids and bad hair. I admire the way Jon sacrificed his life to provide her with everything she wanted, and now he’s stepping out of the way.
All he’s looking to do now is to provide that life-improvement service to other young women, and since he’s perfected his technique, he probably doesn’t need to spend a decade with them. Maybe just a night or two. The man is a saint.
writergirl
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 07:31 am: [report]
Hey! Not *all* us PA housewives have bad hair!
A man with eight screaming kids, who is pretty lazy, and a dormat and who doesn’t think his actions through..I’m telling you…if I was single, I would be all over that.
flower
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 07:43 am: [report]
Hell no!!!
_jsw_
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 07:53 am: [report]
@writergirl I wasn’t intending to disrespect PA housewives (or any others). My point - which really was just facetious anyway - was just that she’d likely not be someone who travelled extensively, and she probably wouldn’t have the constant salon stylings she has now. She has all of that because Jon was man enough to knock her up with eight kids.
writergirl
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 07:55 am: [report]
@jsw. I know. I was just busting on you.
lea322
wrote on July 2 2009 @ 09:22 am: [report]
not to nit-pick, but doesn’t non-asymmetrical mean symmetrical?
Shasta
wrote on July 4 2009 @ 02:38 pm: [report]
Look at all the convicted felons who have admirers. Didn’t someone go for one of the Menendez brothers - the one with the hairpiece.
JG didn’t kill anyone. And he does have hair PLUGS, which are probably better than a toupee.
I must admit there are plenty of pathetic members of my gender who’ll go for anyone.
bobbieg
wrote on July 16 2009 @ 10:09 am: [report]
I think Jon is a jerk and he did’nt make the money for Kate she and the kids made it for him. He was married if he does’nt want to be bossed around he should stay single that’s just part of being married. I have been for Kate all along I don’t think he should get anything let him get a job which he has’nt had in a long time. I would fight for full custody of my kids if I were Kate I would’nt want them around his druggy bimbo girlfriend.I’m not sure he wants the kids have you seen his fancy little sports car not much room in it for his kids.