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Warren Beatty Wants Your Panties Down, Plus Six Other Horrible Celebrity Pick-Up Lines

Jeremy Piven

Jeremy Piven gets a lot of crap for being a playa, but he also has some pretty great lines. “If masturbation is a crime, then I should be on death row,” he once supposedly said to a girl. [PopSugar] — I’m not sure how this attracts women, besides demonstrating that he has strong wrists, but he allegedly does pretty well for himself.

Tags: dating, love advice, john mayer, celebrity galleries, guy galleries, jeremy piven, zach braff

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alleigh25
wrote on July 7 2009 @ 06:21 pm: [report]

Jessie James sings Wanted, which is popular at the moment, but I’m pretty sure it’s her only single or at least her only known song. I think.


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bogart4017
wrote on July 8 2009 @ 06:24 am: [report]

What women would want an episode with a creep that took another woman to the party?


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amanda lynn
wrote on July 8 2009 @ 07:34 am: [report]

i’m disappointed and not surprised in most of this.  and would also probably be giddy if i got that card from moby.


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DanaBlack1979
wrote on July 8 2009 @ 10:03 am: [report]

Some huge balls Beatty has down there…
Nice line…
smile

Hey, if you guys are into pick up lines, check out: http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com


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pragmatryst
wrote on July 8 2009 @ 01:07 pm: [report]

It’s a bitch getting old.  The Chief used to hobnob with underworld spies and inspire women to dream of clouds in their coffee, now he’s reduced to telling aging former models about the hot sex he’s sure he would be having with them, you know, if the old ball and chain didn’t have him on such a short leash and all.


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jojo32
wrote on July 8 2009 @ 01:15 pm: [report]

John Mayer is not cute!  I totally dont understand the attraction.  Especially since it’s pretty clear he’s a big ol bag ‘o douche.


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GreenAura
wrote on July 8 2009 @ 01:23 pm: [report]

@ jojo, agree with the douche comment. I just wish John Mayer would keep his trap shut sometimes. That being said, I get the appeal.  OMG, I think he is so damn sexy when he plays the guitar.  Yes, twisted mouth and weird facial expressions included.  Something about talent is just so HOT, but his douchey-ness negates all of that sexiness unfortunately.


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