Woman Fries And Eats Boyfriend’s Goldfish For Revenge!
Posted by: Olivia Allin
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5:30PM, Thursday October 1st 2009
I’ve had a couple messy breakups, but mostly they involve me being “crazy” and him being “incompetent.” Or maybe me breaking into his house and introducing the contents of my stomach to the inside of his boot? Whatever. A Houston woman brought on the crazy this week when she fried and ate her common-law husband’s goldfish! There were seven beloved goldfish which the couple bought together back when they weren’t so dysfunctional, but the couple had just had a fight about some jewelry her man bought her and took back. When the officers arrived at their apartment, she was at the dinner table with four fried fishies on her plate. (She told the po-po that she’d already eaten the other three!) No charges were filed as the case was considered a “civil matter.”
Um, there’s nothing civil about eating house pets! For her sake, I hope they were battered and deep fried because I just spent the last half hour thinking about goldfish texture and gagging (where’s that other boot?), but maybe with some tarter sauce and fries they’d be edible? What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done as a lover scorned? [AOL]
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GreenAura
wrote on October 1 2009 @ 04:42 pm: [report]
She needs to be brought up on charges of animal cruelty. What a horrible thing to do. I hope they at least made her sick.
SouthOC
wrote on October 1 2009 @ 04:51 pm: [report]
Getting pissed enough to “think” about flushing the little critters down the toilet is one thing, but cooking and eating???? This is textbook pathological behavior.
wonder_bread
wrote on October 1 2009 @ 05:17 pm: [report]
she is the reason why some men say their exes are crazy because this lady is crazy…poor gold fishies
scylla
wrote on October 1 2009 @ 05:22 pm: [report]
Maybe she just used to play a lot of ancient online flash games.
Jitterbugs232
wrote on October 1 2009 @ 05:41 pm: [report]
I totally agree with SouthOc and it is just plain gross
Sarah Guardiola
wrote on October 1 2009 @ 07:43 pm: [report]
People are crazy… This happened only a few miles from where i work *yikes*
Pinky
wrote on October 1 2009 @ 07:59 pm: [report]
@scylla…gee thanks…now I’m addicted to that damn game
remembercedricdiggory
wrote on October 1 2009 @ 08:09 pm: [report]
Can someone explain how this is animal cruelty, but eating other fish is not? I mean, yeah, it’s cruel to the boyfriend to eat his freaking pets…But it’s not cruel to the fish.
Unless none of you eat fish on any occasion.
Shriekback68
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 12:55 am: [report]
@remember: exactly. How is this different than eating any other fish? I realize they’re his pets, but as far as eating the fish per se? Come on…
EnfantDeLune
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 07:11 am: [report]
I’ve taken a hammer to an ex’s truck… but I have never eaten anyone’s pets… Eew.
GreenAura
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 08:22 am: [report]
@ Shriek / remember: Because they were his pets and because it was an intentional, malicious act. If I ate your cat or dog because I was pissed at you, would you want me to be tried for animal cruelty? I bet you would. Just because they are fish, does that make them less important?
Riley
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 08:28 am: [report]
@GreenAura - If it were common practice to eat cats and dogs in this country, then I don’t believe it would be cruelty; it would be like stealing property.
It is common to eat fish, I doubt the ways fish are processed/killed for consumption are much more humane than dropping them in a deep fryer.
GreenAura
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 08:34 am: [report]
@Riley: Okay, then by your logic, she should be tried for property theft. That’s fine by me. How about malicious destruction of property? Or because the fish were shared, it now becomes domestic. So how about domestic abuse? Whatever, I don’t care, just something.
Riley
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 08:38 am: [report]
I don’t disagree with destruction or theft of property. I just don’t agree with animal cruelty or the dog/cat comparsion; that’s all.
At any rate, the dollar amount is way too small to even bother with. He should just get out before she tries to fry him.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 08:45 am: [report]
Soylent green is bad boyfriends!!!!
GreenAura
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 09:00 am: [report]
@Riley: You’re absolutely right about the $$ factor, I would just like to see something, anything, happen to her as a result. Like I said in my first comment, I hope they at least made her sick.
SIDE NOTE: I love the new font capabilities!!
wild-ting
wrote on October 3 2009 @ 01:21 am: [report]
Well-written story. It’s funny the way you wrote it but very sad for the gold-fish. GF is a little psycho.