Woman Calls 911 To Report That Her Daughter Is Better At Oral Sex
Posted by: Ami Angelowicz
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11:40AM, Thursday November 5th 2009
An Ohio woman must have meant to call her shrink and not the police when she reported a crime of passion in her home. What was the crime? Her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband. (He’s the girl’s stepfather.) I think that’s against the law of basic human appropriateness, but unfortunately there is no legislation for oral sex in the state of Ohio. But oddly enough, the woman wasn’t actually upset about the BJ—she was upset about the quality of the BJ. Apparently, her daughter was better at it. The police did not show up with handcuffs (these loonies would probably think the police were showing up for a kinky orgy), but I’m hoping that they suggested serious therapy for all parties involved. Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor. [Metro]
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Lɪnzi Kei
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 11:45 am: [report]
...that’s exactly what I had to do
spatula
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 11:48 am: [report]
OMG. That is definitely “against the law of basic human appropriateness” (hilarious btw)..and also I stand by my belief that people should have to take a written test before they can reproduce
PinkRanger
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 11:50 am: [report]
@linzi kei: I bet that’s exactly what her daughter had to do when her Mom walked in….
MuchoMacho
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 11:54 am: [report]
cops should have shown up with cuffs and arrested her for misusing 911…
ElleSays
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 11:55 am: [report]
Oh. Gross.
skywalk
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 12:13 pm: [report]
@spatula: I’ve been saying that for years!! You have to get a permit to remodel your kitchen, get a liciense to drive and be 21 to drink but ANYONE can have a child. Not everyone can marry though so you know at least there trying to regulate that, WTF! Preserving families across America, NOT
relright
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 12:23 pm: [report]
Just out of curiousity, how old is the daughter. Neither this article nor the one cited contain any information about that.
Because that information seriously skews this article in one way or the other in terms of craziness and unbelievability.
Lɪnzi Kei
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 12:39 pm: [report]
el oh el @PinkRanger
impoddity
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 02:03 pm: [report]
@relright: That might make it a little less pervvy. Might.
Perceptible
wrote on November 5 2009 @ 02:10 pm: [report]
This can’t possibly have been a true story. It is disheartening to think that there are people who are that dumb. And that gross. Then again, Jerry Springer has an entire hour of guests each day… where do they FIND those people anyway?
cooldad
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 01:00 pm: [report]
hey perceptible remember woody allen who is now married to his stepdaughter
bogart4017
wrote on November 6 2009 @ 01:35 pm: [report]
I started to make a wisecrack about Ohio but no onw there has done me wrong and i don’t wish to anger anyone.
Seriously, there has been a lengthy run this year of people calling 911 for really stupid reasons (including the lady who called to report HERSELF drunk driving) but i never read about charges being brought about.