Wish List: Sqweel 10-Tongued Sex Toy
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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8:00AM, Tuesday October 13th 2009
This is the conversation that ensued when I sent Jessica the link to a post on the Sqweel, a 10-tongued sex toy:
Jessica: Oh my God! That’s so awesome!!!!!! I want one!
Amelia: I DO TOO!
J: What if it goes too fast though? It looks like it could bruise your clit!
A: I bet you can vary the speeds.
J: You could also just get ten men to go down on you.
A: But then their faces get in the way.
J: Hahahaha!
A: Like, I just mean you can’t fit 10 men between your legs.
J: It works like a paddle boat. That is not how oral sex works—a tongue goes back and forth, not just down, down, down, down.
A: Yep, but this is a paddle boat that doesn’t get tired!
J: Or try to kiss your face afterward.
So pay attention, dudes. This is what’s on our holiday gift list this year, OK? Check out the highly educational video below. Who knew that when man created the wheel, it would result in such a fantastic invention as the Sqweel? [Gizmodo]
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Harrie@lovehoney
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 07:20 am: [report]
Hi there Amelia!
The sqweel is great, you have to try it! We would love to send one to you as we just can’t have you waiting till xmas before you get your Sqweel, thats ages away! You’ll miss out on months of fun! If you email me directly at .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) with a postal address il make sure one is sent out to you asap!
You can also see more of the Sqweel on our page http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17045 and we have top tips on our blog page too.
Look forward to hearing from you!
Harrie,
LoveHoney Blogger
shoeluvher
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 09:05 am: [report]
OMG! I want one tooooo!!!!! But its kinda expensive—30 something pounds is like almost $60. I’ve never paid that much for any type of sex toy and I’m in law school which means that I am poor. I’m going to have to talk someone in to buying it for me!
tttongue_tied
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 12:19 pm: [report]
it looks painful.
NomChompsky
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 02:53 pm: [report]
They’ve definitely had devices like this way earlier than October of this year, though I can’t say whether they’ve been widely commercially available.
http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e12/2390416.28.jpg
majicksand
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 03:33 pm: [report]
Hey Harrie,
Why don’t you send a few of those, so the Frisky can give them away as prizes? You’ve got more than a few willing testers right here.
impoddity
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 08:54 pm: [report]
I’m on board with @majicksand!! I’m feeling a contest prize!!
hawaiianpeach
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 10:38 pm: [report]
All I want for Christmas…
_jsw_
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 10:49 pm: [report]
I’ve always been more fond of the center of Tootsie Pops than I have been of the candy coating, so this could come in really handy for me as well.
CondomElite
wrote on October 14 2009 @ 09:15 pm: [report]
Looks like a wheel of fortune!
MissQuinn
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 12:46 pm: [report]
I Want!!!
Kate134
wrote on October 16 2009 @ 01:02 pm: [report]
I dunno… I own several sex toys but I think I prefer a real live person giving me oral - sex toys are kind of cold and don’t have that fleshy feel… plus that things going to need a lot of lube to keep it from chaffing if you use it for more than a few minutes.
FireballXL5
wrote on October 16 2009 @ 03:36 pm: [report]
LOL This paddleboat doesn’t get tired either. And doesn’t kiss without permission.
Shewolf68
wrote on October 16 2009 @ 05:38 pm: [report]
Maybe some of us readers should beta test this device for the Frisky and write up something on it.
You know where to find me!!!
november82
wrote on October 17 2009 @ 12:44 am: [report]
I think rubbery rotating tongue is better than no tongue at all.
papayalily
wrote on October 18 2009 @ 12:59 am: [report]
Must have.
Harrie@lovehoney
wrote on October 19 2009 @ 02:56 am: [report]
Good idea indeed Majicksand! However after 4 days of releasing the Sqweel onto the world it’s completly sold out. Our next shipment will be in on the 23rd october so when they come in i’ll see what i can do about a contest of some sort. I’d love it if someone on here got to try it. It really is like no other sex toy.
I’ll keep you posted,
Harrie