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becktasm
wrote on May 17 2009 @ 11:06 am: [report]
Problem: Cellutlite.
Solution: Don’t wear shorts.
Problem: Honky tonk badonkadonk.
Solution: Don’t wear shorts.
Problem: Thunder thighs.
Solution: Don’t wear shorts.
All of these styles are totally fabu, but bermuda shorts are about as short as I’ll get. I don’t need the whole world seeing my cottage cheese thighs. Dear mom: Thank you for the wonderful ass and flat stomach- but I could have done without the cellulite.
Rose
wrote on May 17 2009 @ 11:54 am: [report]
These and #3 don’t even look good on the model. What real woman wouldn’t look AWFUL in them? These are like a wrinkly diaper!
Sonic
wrote on May 17 2009 @ 01:42 pm: [report]
The #2 shorts make it look like the model couldn’t find any real shorts, decided to wrap the most flaccid kitchen towel around her ass, and called it a day. The rest are totally adorable though.
landesign
wrote on May 17 2009 @ 05:19 pm: [report]
Right Sonic. #2 does look like a dishrag. The best one(from
a mans point of view), is #3.
We guys just have to throw on boots, jeans and a decent shirt to look OK, so I won’t even attempt to sound like I
know about women’s struggles with fashion.
Two things I always found attractive that have nothing to do with short shorts, positive attitude & good posture.
Later.
KellyJean
wrote on May 17 2009 @ 05:59 pm: [report]
I like #2.
bislane
wrote on May 17 2009 @ 06:22 pm: [report]
becktasm: “Problem: Honky tonk badonkadonk.
Solution: Don’t wear shorts.” ROFL