Who Doesn't Want Their Ass To Wink?

Who Doesn’t Want Their Ass To Wink?

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry Filed in: style
3:10PM, Wednesday August 19th 2009

You know what the ass of your jeans is missing? Eyes. Eyes that wink. Retiree and grandfather of seven, William A. Jones, thinks so anyway. That’s why he’s invented Winkers, “the pants (or jeans) whose rear winks as the wearer walks.” Says the redonkulous press release we received today:

Mr. Jones says that the idea came to him when he admired a woman walking towards him and, as men do, checked her out as she passed him. He could have sworn that her elegantly jeans-clad behind sort of winked at him. He then thought that people-watching would be more interesting if their pants were adorned with eyes at the precise fold created by the motion of walking. Mr. Jones experimented with his daughter’s jeans and was quite pleased with the result: when he applied his technique of accurate placement, the pants
did wink!

Eureka! But that’s not all…

The eyes are sassy but there are other designs: a pair of ducks whose bills seem to quack, an owl that blinks, a lion in an elaborate jungle scene, as well as a pair of movie clapboards that spell “action, action” with the wearer’s walk.

These fancy asses don’t come cheap, with prices ranging from $149 to $569, but I guess money is no object when it comes to wearable art. Check out the video of Winkers in action and then (I know you won’t be able to resist) click here to buy.

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Dave The Rave
wrote on August 19 2009 @ 02:21 pm: [report]

I went to the site and was LMAO!!!!

I would love to see someone actually BUY a pair and tell us if they are worth that much!!!

P.T. Barnum had it right - “There’s a sucker born ever minute!”

I’ll stick with my $25-30 work jeans. They are functional plus I do get “looks” as they fit my “cheeks” well. The “real” eyes wink at me!

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on August 19 2009 @ 02:30 pm: [report]

@Dave The Rave: Go look up ass winking again on Google.

Coral
wrote on August 19 2009 @ 02:33 pm: [report]

Oh my. This is much worse than the young teenagers who have words like ‘cheer’ or ‘booty’ spelled out on their butt.

lilo
wrote on August 19 2009 @ 02:43 pm: [report]

I love the owl!

Alex V
wrote on August 19 2009 @ 02:48 pm: [report]

The picture on the upper right looks like the “Scare Eye Balloon” that I have on the roof of my house to get rid of the roosting pigeons.

Dave The Rave
wrote on August 19 2009 @ 03:04 pm: [report]

CheeeeEEEEse,

I was referring to having the women wink at me as they check me and my jean-clad tushey out. Plain jeans, but a few pair fit “f-i-n-e”, as the galks say.

The joke is that two 20-something women saw me go by and I heard one said -

“That guy’s got a nice ass.”

I almost turned around and said I was old enough to be their FATHER! LOL

I do hope you had a Happy Birthday last week, as well! Update your age, yo!