Which State Has The Most Inches?

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 07:56 am: [report]

WTF is this horse s*it?

6.34 is the upper limit of average. See mah chart

F*cking size queens.

_jsw_
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 08:16 am: [report]

@CheeeeEEEEse: First of all, it’s “self-reported”, which means you should lop off an inch or three. Second, we all know that most men with larger penises are gay - or at least that’s the rumor I’m trying to make viral. Third, this is the same site that says that women, on overage, are quite happy with penises the size of Coke bottles. Hmmm. I guess that Sprite ad from a while back was more on target than I thought.

Pinky
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 08:47 am: [report]

As is the obvious case with all things, Washington, DC has the most liars. Women lie about their age, men lie about their size. Without “verification” whats the point.

retro chic
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 08:56 am: [report]

I would have to agree there are bigger dicks in DC, and def more of them.

Mainer
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 09:28 am: [report]

Whaaaat? Maine is 45th? That’s crap. Hold on, I need to get a ruler.

And is that Coke bottle thing true? I mean, that’s quite the gurth there ladies - no wonder you are so hard to satisfy.

_jsw_
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 09:31 am: [report]

@retro chic: Awesome comment.

@Mainer: It’s not so bad. If you use a Coke bottle, you can satisfy her and still watch the game.

Mainer
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 09:40 am: [report]

Ooo, good point - everyone wins. I like it.

sunrise
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 10:33 am: [report]

this looks more like an ego chart to me… of course politicians have the biggest ones! and men in alaska don’t have to worry about lying; if you’re already close enough to sleep with them, you have a hell of a long way to go to get to anyone else.

ChoJinn
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 11:09 am: [report]

Ah, self-reporting surveys.  The few homosexual male friends I’ve had have all indirectly dispelled the gay man penis stereotype.  By the way, my penis is 47’ long, so that should bump up the Illinois average from 11th to 1st.  It’s more of a Basilosaurus than a penis, really.  Hooray!

_jsw_
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 11:14 am: [report]

@ChoJinn: I was born in Iowa, and mine is 49’ long, so it must be something about midwestern guys. Mine used to be shorter, but using it to bungie jump has added a fair bit of length.

Unfortunately, whenever I see an attractive woman, I pass out.

majicksand
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 11:31 am: [report]

The study was of homosexual men.  Who cares what they’re packing?  It will never do me any good!

ChoJinn
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 11:50 am: [report]

@majicksand:  You obviously are completely ignorant of man’s unrelenting need to rank everything, even if those rankings are irrelevant or invalid.  How do you think ESPN fills up 24 hours?

@jsw:  I thought that was you!  I have seen gains through using it to water ski; will have to try bungie.

majicksand
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 12:00 pm: [report]

@ChoJinn:  Dude, I think you lost ‘man points’ for that one.  Haha!  You may have to go into hiding for a while.

ChoJinn
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 12:07 pm: [report]

I only had two and a half left - sh*t!

Jenn27549
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 12:31 pm: [report]

1. Again its averages, so even a few large could throw it off.  As would a few very small, but what guy is going to report that?
2. I used to live in DC and the one guy I dated there was fairly well endowed. 
3. How about racial composition of these areas?  How does that affect the averages?  While some of that is stereotype, some of it is accurate.  There are differences in female “body structure” based on race, as well.

effing hickster
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 12:50 pm: [report]

Well, obviously the gay men are failing any attempts at self-regulation. The government’s going to have to step in to “handle” this situation.

bogart4017
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 02:23 pm: [report]

And who is working in the Department of Verification this week?

Red_Lady
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 05:52 pm: [report]

So since this study is obviously wrong, how can it be verified?  The census people will be coming around soon, right?  Maybe just add an extra question for the males out there.  Get those rulers handy!

AChanceAtHeaven
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 06:18 pm: [report]

I’d love to ‘verify’.

effing hickster
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 01:59 am: [report]

I know it sounds hypocritical since I brought up “who is going to bell the cat”, but it sure isn’t going to be me.

Gingee
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 08:59 am: [report]

Oh vey.

andromedical
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 04:10 am: [report]

Self reported surveys are NOT at ALL reliable. Here are the results of real studies, you can notice that the sizes are way more realistic. http://www.andromedical.com/world-penis-sizes

stiffinp
wrote on September 26 2009 @ 04:39 pm: [report]

The above site was informational. Glad i’m not S Korean. Probably explains why Kim Jong-il has to brag about his bombs every now and then.

Actually that site confirms half of a survey I heard about years ago from Cosmo. They said the average size of a mans penis is 5 1/2”. They also said the average size that women like is 6 3/4”. Makes sense. I don’t see how woman can enjoy a guy trying to punch a hole into her uterus anyway.

OKSUNI
wrote on September 29 2009 @ 02:35 pm: [report]

LOl—-how funny