What’s Your Most Embarrassing Sex Moment?

Kiki T
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 10:45 am: [report]

I said someone else’s name in bed with—so awkward and even though I was 18 at that time, it still makes me cringe at how awkward that was…because not only did I do that, but the person I was with knew who I was calling out. Just the worst….but whatever, the wrong dude and I still had good times. so i guess it wasn’t so bad or I was just that good. lol.

ILikeToRow
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 10:47 am: [report]

My boyfriend and I had just begun dating and were still in the frisky honeymoon stage. I was standing over him doing a strip tease when I started my period…all over him down there (I’m pretty irregular so I never know when it’s coming). Worst part: was wearing white lingerie which is now ruined. I didn’t even notice it had happened until he said “I think you need to visit the restroom.” We’re still together, so I think he’s a keeper!

Jessica Wakeman
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 11:30 am: [report]

I had a panic attack getting spanked when I was 21. I don’t think I felt as comfortable with my partner as I thought I did. The room felt really small and claustrophobic and I started to hyperventilate. I needed to go take a walk outside and get fresh air quickly so I could calm down. Really embarrassing, but luckily it has never happened again.

MarieMacCee
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 11:33 am: [report]

I was with my boyfriend (my first big ‘intimate’ relationship)  when I decided to surprise him with some birthday friskiness. I dragged him into the pool room and everything was going well until I let out this horrendously loud and unexpected queef (god it was difficult to write that). It was so loud and surprising that he actually fell off the bed in shock. I was laying on the bed contemplating the variety of painful experiences I would prefer to my life when he popped his head back up and said “I wasn’t expecting that.” We both laughed and all was well.

ChoJinn
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 11:54 am: [report]

Was making out with a “friend” in the dark when all of a sudden I get this impromptu nosebleed.  Must’ve been the dry air or something.  Initially I thought maybe she wouldn’t notice - and she didn’t for a period of time - but eventually there was so much of all over her face that it got into her mouth and, well, yah.  To her credit she didn’t really freak out, and simply suggested we hop in the shower to wash off and f*ck.  Ah, Elizabeth, you were a good girl.

Coral
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 11:58 am: [report]

When I was 15 and I was giving my boyfriend a BJ for the first time, I threw up all over.

But even more embarrassing, was another time when my boyfriend was going down on me, he then says ‘you taste salty and sweet’. And then suddenly I realized that I could be getting my period, and I freaked out. Then my boyfriend looked up at me and I saw a bit of blood on his lips, and I was so embarrassed. But my period has always been irregular, so I couldn’t really expect that. So now I’m just super careful.

Humble Bee
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:00 pm: [report]

@MarieMacCee, OMG.
That happened to me too! I hate queefs dammit. They are especially loud when your getting hot n’ heavy and going super fast. It just ruins the moment, but at least you guys could laugh it off. NOT my stupid partner, he got all freaked out and even had the nerve to ask, what was that??? He kind of made this face, like, ewww..  and then we just stopped. It was horrible. I wish he would have been mature about it. I havent had sex this whole year, lol. So no embarassing moments… just yet.

I Go To 11
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:10 pm: [report]

When my ex-husband and I were still engaged, we had a rendezvous at a hotel room. We were getting pretty into it on the edge of the bed…until we both fell off. Yeah, we had a good laugh about that.

Another time, my fiance (then boyfriend) was going down on me, and all of a sudden I got this gnarly foot cramp. He kinda freaked out when I yelled “OW!!”, needless to say.

Naneenya
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:13 pm: [report]

I’m still reeling from this horribly embarrassing event (that happened 2ish weeks ago)

I was going at it with a guy (who I would essentially call a f*** buddy, because there’s no ‘relationship’ there).  We had been drinking all evening and had FINALLY made it back to my apartment.  During the sex, we went to change positions (me going from the top to the bottom).  During the swap, I drunkenly fell off the bed, hit my head on the wall, and knocked myself out!!

Imagine my surprise when I wake up to a naked man straddling me, shaking me back to consciousness! 

Though I have heard from him, I think I may have ruined my last chance at a “summer fling”  The idea of sex with me might send him into a pit of despair now. 

Crap.

writergirl
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:24 pm: [report]

I once fell asleep—years ago.  What’s worse, just the other night, it somehow came up in discussion and my husband said, “I’ve never fallen asleep.”

“I have.”

“You did?  I don’t remember that.”

Then I recalled it wasn’t with him.  But he’s so nice, he covered for me by saying, “Was it that morning, after the baby was born?”

Sure…we’ll go with that.

Chebs
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:31 pm: [report]

*sigh* One of the lesser perks of being pregnant is trying to work around a growing belly.  I didn’t think my stomach had really gotten all that big, so my bf and I were going to squeeze in a quicky before he went back to work.  Easiest way for him is usually in missionary, and this was no different.  Well, I love my bf and I totally love everything about him, but he’s got a belly big enough that if he were female, people would ask him how far along he was.  Not long into it, we had to stop because his belly was squishing my uterus down into my intestines and making me fart a little every time he bottomed out, and I was too embarrassed to continue (actually, I ran into the bathroom and refused to come out until he went back to work - I’m a little nuts, yes).  He was very cool about it, and we simply switched positions the next time we had sex.

spanishbutterfly
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:32 pm: [report]

when i was about 20 i was dating this guy named ray…we layed in bed kissin n grinding, when he starts sweatin n moanin. I start thinkin to myself wtf is wrong with him, well to my surprise he had inserted himself into my vajay jay an i didnt feel a thing.. then he had the nerve to stand over top me and try to get me to perform oral(barf) ive never given oral and it grossed me out that and his lack of size made me vomit….. i made him take me home an told him that i had a stomach virus, didnt know how to say ..hey ur lil dick in my face made me vomit!!! smh

Humble Bee
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:41 pm: [report]

@Spanish
oh man your killing me, that was hilarious!!!!!
“hey your lil dick in my face made me vommit”

spanishbutterfly
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:54 pm: [report]

lol seriously humble ..that was the worst experience ever. Since then im a pro at oral, but shessh arent u supposed to ask the other person before u go pushin body parts in their face… needless to say i never called him again, yet i did tell every girl in a 20mile radius to stay away from “tiny winy”  hahahaaha

theattack
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 12:56 pm: [report]

@ILikeToRow, I was just about to post that same experience, except a little bit different.
Both of us had been drinking (and maybe some other influences in there as well…), and I was dancing around in some of my sexiest panties and bra. Not really a strip tease, but definitely a provocative dance. Then I got closer to him and he started to take off my panties when both of us saw that they had been ruined with me starting my period a week early. I was so embarrassed, because this was fairly early on in our relationship, and he’s pretty squeamish anyway. He was really great about it though. Just told me it was okay, laughed it off, and cuddled with me. What a guy!

SummerRae
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 01:04 pm: [report]

Me & my boyfriend at the time had been dating about 3 years or so and we like to get pretty hot & heavy at times.  We had gotten in from dinner & drinks (alot of drinks) and I was going down on him pretty intensely.  So intensely that I started to gag and threw up on his junk.  Funny part about it was that it was just one lonely noodle from my pasta dinner an hour or so before.  Talk about a good laugh.  I was initially embarressed but at the same time could not control my laughter.  Once we both got done laughing, he said it was even hotter that I was getting that much into it and we got right back down to business.

pryce2
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 01:16 pm: [report]

Once when I was giving head I heard my phone ring. Without thinking, I got up off the bed and answered it. It was sort of like a Pavlovian response. I didn’t realize what I’d done until the guy sort of gave me a pained look. Whoops.

lilrockgoddess4u
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 01:35 pm: [report]

Back in my high school days I had a f-buddy that I would see every couple weeks.  Well one day we were foolin around and we got busted by his uncle. But it gets better.  We were just doing it missionary so his uncle says, “Flip that girl over and give it to her good!”

ot2b2009
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 02:30 pm: [report]

The most embarassing time for me was with my current BF.  He and I were going at it and he decided to go down on me.  Without telling me, though, he popped a peppermint in his mouth.  I’m allergic to the menthol in peppermint.  It took about a minute before I was crying out (and not in pleasure).  I had to run to the shower and try to figure out how to wash it off while my boyfriend stayed in bed, laughing at the entire situation.

...Needless to say, I do a cavity search with him before I let him to that again.

vtgirl1993
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 02:58 pm: [report]

I have two experiences to share both with the same guy.

1. He and I go on this fabulous “lovers” weekend full of non-stop sex at this cool B&B. Well, I wake up Sunday morning to find I’ve started my period and there’s blood all over me, him, and what used to be blindingly white sheets. (I’m very regular, so this was totally unexpected.) It was bad enough explaining things to him, but telling the owner of the B&B was mortifying.

2. We finish having sex when suddenly he freaks out b/c he realized that the condom came off inside me. I go nutty and freak out. He starts trying to find it w/ his fingers - instant pelvic exam. Anyway, it’s dark so instead of turning the lite on, he pulls out the cap he used when he went caving….like a miner’s helmet. He still can’t find the damn thing, so I have to get up, leave the room, and run down the hall naked past all his roomies to the bathroom where, after investigating my nethers for a few minutes, I finally find the damn thing and pull it out. Fortunately, no babies nine months later!

sklut
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 02:58 pm: [report]

Mine was more painful than anything…My current BF and I were doing it in the shower and I was bent over bracing myself against the wall when all of a sudden without any notice my hand slipped and I face planted against the tile wall. It broke my nose gave me a black eye and knocked me out. My boyfriend still laughs about it.

niffer217
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 03:07 pm: [report]

I was in Memphis with probably the freakiest man I have ever met.  We were totally hammered and went to a breakfast joint after the club.  My friends that we were with went inside to order the food.  Well me and my boyfriend were just overcome with our hormones and started gettin it on right there in the car in the parking lot, totally oblivious to anything else.  My friend comes out a few minutes later to get some more money out of the car and some people that were in a car across the parking lot gets her attention and says ‘tell your friends that it’s better than any porno EVER!’  Soooooo embarassing!  ....But totally worth it!

IrishErin
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 03:56 pm: [report]

@sklut Holy #&@$%. That’s totally the worst. That is my greatest fear about shower sex as well. Because when awkward noises/cramps/pops happen during sex with my BF, we usually just laugh them off. But we’re both slightly accident prone and I know if we attempted to get it on in the shower, one or both of us would end up busting our faces on something.

powplz
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 04:26 pm: [report]

lol.  I ‘dated’ this guy in college for a few weeks, and while we had fun, he definitely takes the cake for what we then referred to as “most outrageous sex story of my life” but definitely qualifies as embarrassing ...

I’ll try not to turn this into a novel: we were making out in the living room, then that stripped down towards the bedroom where I was going down on him.  At one point he grabbed a condom and I wasn’t really sure at that point that I wanted to be full on schtupping him, so I kindly declined, and boy did that turn out to be the smartest move ever. 

As I continued, I thought I heard a noise from the living room.  I glanced up at him, noticed he seemed to hear it too, but we kept going.  A few moments later, we heard it again, and this time when I glanced up, he kind of waved me off and got up.  He throws on some pants and walks out, and as soon as he got to the hallway, I heard someone yell “POLICE! Who’s there?!??!!”

I dove under the covers, expecting someone to walk in, but lucked out and just overheard him trying to explain that yes, he lived there and everything was fine.  The one cop asked him if he had any pictures around to prove it, and the answer was no, but my friend had to be a smartass and snap back at the cop “do you have pictures of YOU at your apt dude?” 

I also heard him say very clearly that he was the only one there, which had to have been obvious to the cops that he was lying because my bag, shoes, and most of my clothes were on the floor in the living room, where their convo took place. 

Turns out the apt door wasn’t latched and had opened itself up a bit while we were busy, and when his (mostly elderly) neighbors (it was a nice building) saw an open door to a dark, quiet apt, they thought someone had broken in and, therefore, called the cops.  They left without incident, but that was by far the most embarrassing sex story of my life.  I was just really thankful we hadn’t actually started knockin boots because I’m sure we wouldn’t have heard them if we were actually going at it, and the cops would have probably just full on walked in on us.

We ended up not being very good together (same b-day also, does that mean anything Kiki?), but we did have fun and we’re still friends years later.

Queen Frostine
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 04:37 pm: [report]

I passed out cold. We were in a hotel and had had a TON of wine to celebrate my birthday. We started with a hot bath together, which got me super relaxed, and continued to drink another glass. When things got hot and heavy, we hopped out onto the bed. I remember feeling a bit woozy, so I closed my eyes. Next thing I remember it was morning, I was naked, hungover and laying next to a very cranky husband.

Lynn
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 04:43 pm: [report]

I’ve had a lot of these lesser ones happen - unexpected period, queef, etc. It’s really not so bad…it’s a human body! Guys have to know things like that will happen.

I was with a FwB once (who is now my boyfriend, but anyway…) and, months after I had broken up with my ex and months into being FwB with this guy, I accidentally called out my ex’s name. It was so stupid because just *minutes* before I had suddenly thought “oh man, wouldn’t it be awful if I called out my ex’s name” which was a random thought anyway because it had never happened before so I had no logical reason to be afraid of it. I must’ve jinxed myself!

But since we were FwB at that time he didn’t really care, just slammed me on the bed, said “I’m better than him!” and kept going.

Pipi
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 05:21 pm: [report]

Oh awesome this post has me written all over it.

When me and my exboyfriend where first dating we were having sex one night and all of a sudden he stopped and went silent. When I looked up at him he had a very concerned look on his face. When I asked him why he told me the condom had slipped off. AND WAS NOW INSIDE ME! And being the great boyfriend he was, he refused to stick his fingers in me and try to find it. I couldnt find it myself and finally the next morning while going to the bathroom it came out.

Recently me and this same ex were having sex, in the dark, only lit by the tv. When he was about to cum we decided to be pornoish and have him do it on my face. All of a sudden he stops and tells me he thinks Im bleeding. Apparently it was all over his hand and my face. Jury is still out on if it was because something ripped or my period wasnt over. I thought I was going to die of shame, and he made it worse by telling me it was ok and that he was the one who was sorry.

Lavanderism
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 05:24 pm: [report]

My most embarrassing moment would be thinking my period was finished and finding it wasn’t, resulting in brownish colored blood everywhere. The worst.

Shasta
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 06:15 pm: [report]

You all may feel embarrassed, but nothing tops the poo squirt from the TimeOut story.

PreciousTam
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 06:43 pm: [report]

My embarrassing sex story would have to be with my last boyfriend. We had just started seeing each other and were in the honeymoon stages of the relaionship and very horny may I add. We tried several positions and ended up in “69”. Well things were hot and heavy, grinding and getting into a groove when I let a fart out, right in his face! OMG, I was devistated, I could not believe that had happened. Lucky, he started to laugh, which helped me laugh it off. But every time we found ourselves in that same position he would make silly jokes.

*sam*
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 07:40 pm: [report]

On a day trip to St. Augustine with an ex, we decided to head to the beach after dinner. Well, instead of just going to the closest one, he decided to drive up A1A for a bit until we got to a pretty remote place b/c we wanted to walk around and not be bothered by kids, other couples, etc. Well, while we’re on the beach, things started to get pretty intense and we decided to just have sex there. So we took off all of our clothes(to this day I will never understand what provoked us to take *everything* off, but w/e). Well anyways, I was on top, and all of a sudden, I thought I heard something, so I stopped and looked around. I didn’t see anything, so I continued, but then I heard something again. Well, lo and behold, there came a *LARGE* group of people over the sand dunes!!! My ex & I completely freaked out and tried to gather up our clothes as quickly as possible before running, full speed down the beach… COMPLETELY NAKED!!!

and it was a full moon & a clear sky, so I’m fairly sure they saw our bright-white behinds high-tailing it down the beach…

worst part: I lost my favorite pair of underwear & we had to walk *right* by them to get back to my car while they laughed hysterically as we passed. :(

Although, we completely laughed it off, and ended up finding a condo/resort and hopped the concrete wall & skinny dip in their pool “to rinse off” (& finish what we were so rudely interrupted from on the beach!!)

glitterbug
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 08:22 pm: [report]

When my ex and I were 17 and 18 we had one of those ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine’ moments in his car at night in this secluded area of a local park. He’d take off his shirt, I’d take off mine, he’d take off his pants, I’d take off mine…you know. So we’re standing there, seeing each other fully naked for the first time when all of a sudden we see headlights coming up the hill. I freak out and jump onto the floor of his car, using everything I could find to cover myself and he just kind of jumps on top of me, hahaha. Luckily it was someone just circling around and they didn’t see us, but we definitely had some police intervention at that park later on in our budding high school relationship, so we were really, really lucky!

Another time (this is more embarassing for him than it was for me) he was eating me out and getting REALLY into it when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he lets out this giant, lengthy burp RIGHT into my vagina. It was the weirdest feeling ever, hahaha. He just stopped and peeked up at me and I burst out laughing at him, like an #&@$%, but he laughed too and one of my nicknames for him the rest of the time we dated was “burp.”

portisheart
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 09:30 pm: [report]

I was hooking up for the first time with a close friend and I was kissing him. He told me “something else” could be kissed. I decided that I was comfortable with oral sex after all even though I hadn’t anticipated it. I got down there and discovered he was much more endowed than my last boyfriend. I stupidly tried to get it all in my mom when I triggered my gag reflex and got taco bell all over him!

He was really nice about it! We’re still together!

Reading through people’s comments, I see I’m not the only one!

portisheart
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 09:37 pm: [report]

*** I meant mouth NOT mom

_jsw_
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 09:59 pm: [report]

@portisheart: “*** I meant mouth NOT mom” Big difference.

I’ll share my story tomorrow. Too tired tonight.

lawyrgrl
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 10:49 pm: [report]

I used to date this guy who was able to go forever without climaxing.  Sounds great, right?  Not so much!  Apparently he was reading his own press releases because he thought that this was just the best thing EVER and no number of assurances that I was satisfied with a reasonable amount of time would dissuade him.  The only way to make him “finish” was for me to have an orgasm so apparently mindblowing that his “job” was done.  (Needless to say, this was a VERY short relationship for many reasons!) 

The third - and last - time we had sex we were in the bathroom with him behind me, standing in front of the sink.  Out of sheer desperation I decided to commit the cardinal sin and fake it.  (NEVER AGAIN!)  Unfortunately I went a bit over the top on the heavy breathing part, hyperventilated and literally passed out cold.  I woke up on the floor of the bathroom lying next to the toilet with him looking down at me in terror.  Apparently the idiot thought for a second that he had killed me!

The worst part was yet to come though.  As he helped me up his big ole’ peen whacked me in the head.  The damned thing was still hard as a rock and looking for action!  Luckily he was too shaken by the possibility that his “tool” was actually a deadly weapon to even try to start back up.  No way in hell was that thing ever coming near me again! 

Coral
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 10:54 pm: [report]

@lawyrgirl: Wow. I actually laughed out loud at that one when he thought he killed you for a second.

lawyrgrl
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 11:08 pm: [report]

@ Coral I have to wonder if he ever tells the story himself?  In my version it is pretty funny but I am guessing that in his version it is a moment of supreme triumph!

Coral
wrote on August 6 2009 @ 11:39 pm: [report]

@lawyrgrl: Yeah, he could think that it was a highlight of his. Haha.

onewriter
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 12:31 am: [report]

I’ve boring ones…not done with my period unexpectedly, gagging because I’m not angled right, etc.  But I’ve not beefed it yet, so I may be safe there…lol Actually, though, the hardest thing has been that I can’t bring myself to let myself climax.  I find it embarrassing that I can’t, AND I’d find it embarrassing if I DID.  I do my best to not let him feel bad about it, but to me, it’s a lose-lose situation.  Yes, it’s a hang-up.  No, I can’t bring myself to fix it.  No, I’m not happy about it.  Can’t get much more embarrassing than that.

vtgirl1993
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 08:20 am: [report]

@lawyrgirl: Maybe you and I dated the same guy! LOL! I had an ex in college who, while he wasn’t huge, couldn’t finish things to save his life. He could go all night, which as we ladies know, isn’t a good thing. Anyway, I soon learned his secret: make sex “dangerous.” He lived in an apt. w/ four other guys, so what I’d do is drag him out of the bedroom to a place where there was the possibility of getting caught. Worked like a charm! Once we were going at it in the kitchen when a roomie walked in, turned on the light, grabbed a beer out of the fridge, turned off the light, and walked back out. We had frozen up when he walked in and weren’t making any sounds, so apparently he didn’t realize we were there. Surprisingly, we went right back at it after the roomie left.

spanishbutterfly
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 08:25 am: [report]

lmaoo .. reading this stories reminded me of another horror.. me n my current bf where gettin it in, i decided to give him some head. so im down there doin my thing when he grabs the back of my head n basically tried to stuff my head into his dam stomach, i was tappin on the bed tryin to let him kno that i couldnt breathe. well dum ass never let go of my head b.c he was enjoyin the moment so much, well he triggered my gag reflex an i threw up spagehetti al over him ... i was sooo #&@$% grossed out not soo much embarrased b.c he caused it. i made him clean up the mess while i jumped in the shower

99girl
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 08:52 am: [report]

I was in a hotel room with my then-boyfriend in college, after a big party. We were having sex in the shower, when suddenly I lost my footing and fell backwards over the side of the tub, landing with feet up in the air, on my back, on the bathroom floor.
What makes this story ironic is that my boyfriend had a slight limp and a weakened leg from a childhood illness, but I was the one who fell out on my ass.

Penelope09
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 10:34 am: [report]

It was my first time with this guy I didn’t know very well (not my first time ever) in my dom. We had made out at a club before, but for all intents and purposes, it was a one night stand (although it was the middle of the afternoon). I usually don’t have sex with guys I’m not dating, or at least don’t know a little better, but he was super hot and I was really horny. We’re going at it, and I’m getting pretty into it until I realize he had stopped. I asked him what was wrong and he said, “Umm, I finished. . .awhile ago.”
Oops.

moonblossom
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 11:18 am: [report]

Some of your stories are way better than mine…but I’ll share anyways.

In college I had some guy friends. One of them tried to hook up with me, but we never went all the way there. Then I started dating this really great guy whose name started with the same letter as my guy friend. One night I was out with my guy friends at a bar and I got mad at the one and left the bar and walked home…miles and miles through the country. I called my boyfriend and had him come over to comfort my drunken, crying self. Then, when we were making out (naked in bed) I called him the other guys name. I blame it on the alcohol and the same-first-letter names, but I still felt like an a**hole. He was such a nice boyfriend…and really wonderful in bed.

Squidtermz
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 12:27 pm: [report]

@jsw… wheres your story! We are all waiting!!!!!

itzie03
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 12:52 pm: [report]

These are great!!!   I did have a condom-stuck-inside-me moment when I was still relatively new to sex; not only was it mortifying, it was TERRIFYING!  My boyfriend and I had nooo idea what to do, but he was such a gentleman about it.

Once in high school, I was finally hooking up with a guy who had pursued me for years, but it had never been the right time.  I was feeling pretty awesome about myself that he had just confessed that he’d liked me for a long time, and we started going at it.  I was going down on him, and after a while, I realized he was starting to get kind of soft… I looked up, and he had fallen asleep!  I was so horribly offended and absolutely mortified.  I got up, slapped him across the face and walked out!  He scrambled after me, laughing (I didn’t slap him hard!).

As far as the shower ones, my best friend and her bf were going at it in the shower at Senior Week, and they slipped.  As she fell, she tried to grab the shower curtain, anything - and got his back instead!  He had four looong gashes from her nails!

wonder_bread
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 04:07 pm: [report]

these are all great

TrocarQueen105
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 06:03 pm: [report]

My bf and I were in the middle of an AMAZING session on a futon in my grandma’s basement when suddenly we heard footsteps upstairs. Next thing I know my younger cousin comes running down the stairs with his camera phone and turns the lights on! Thank god my bf’s first reaction was to cover me up. Lol the best part was when my cousin threatened blackmail my boyfriend replied, “You want people to know you like to take pictures of naked men?”

goodgirl001
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 07:21 pm: [report]

You guys are making me feel soooo much better!  I’ve never signed in to a blog before, but I felt compelled to do so tonight.  Had a surprise period episode with a new partner…we’re actually supposed to be friends…not sure why we are in the business of having sex all of a sudden! Anyway, reading the other postings is helping me get over my embarrassment. Thanks!

LunaLena
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 09:35 pm: [report]

Hahaha, after months of lurking, this topic has finally convinced me to register so I can post here! Thanks for sharing, everyone, it’s been so fun to read these! :D

My story isn’t quite as bad as the others in that I’m not particularly embarrassed by it, but in college, I had a roommate who absolutely hated me (she also hated the fact that I was a tomboy yet managed to get a boyfriend, while she was a prom queen wannabe who didn’t have one).  We had a bunk bed, and I had the top bunk.  One night my then-boyfriend came over, and the roomie said she was hanging out with friends for the evening, so we locked the door, climbed up to my bed, and started making out and groping.  Then suddenly the door opened and the light clicked on and another girl who lived in the dorm walked in.  Apparently my roomie had given her friend the key and told her to just go on in and get something.  My poor boyfriend nearly fell off the bed trying to get off me; he had to clutch the mattress, because it would have been a long fall down!  The poor girl was mortified.  She couldn’t stop apologizing.  To this day I suspect my roomie sent her there on purpose to try to “punish” me.  I still hate the roomie (she had a lot of obnoxious habits that made her hell to live with), but I’ve always felt bad for her friend.  She was just an innocent bystander who didn’t deserve that guilt.

_jsw_
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 10:46 pm: [report]

@Squidtermz: I’m afraid to write about anything now… I don’t think any of my moments have been all that… memorable. I’m not sure how to rank them, and, because I’ve never had a surprise period or unexpected anal discharge, I’m not sure I can begin to compete. Fortunately, although my partners and experiences are fairly low in number, I’ve been prone to awkwardness. Here is a sample:

Once, in college, I had an amorous rendezvous in the copier room that was unexpectedly interrupted by someone who wanted, oddly enough, to make copies. Fortunately, the door had been locked (I iz genius), but leaving the room was awkward. But that’s not the really awkward bit, which came later when I visited a friend in the dorm whose parents were visiting her. She was a good friend, and I knew her folks well. But, see, the thing is, the copier room girl and I split to different places pretty quickly after the interruption, and the dorms were my next stop, and I happened to go by her room and was her parents called me in, so I stayed a bit too long. I say that because, good boy that I am, I’d used a condom, we’d finished, but before I could deal with it, we’d been interrupted, so I walked home still wearing it (I iz not genius) and, as I was talking to them, it started leaking. So, yeah, I was sitting there, unable to control the growing wet spot in my pants. Go me.

I have more stories, unfortunately. I’ll keep adding comments over the days as long as the thread stays alive.

Antiquity
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 10:59 pm: [report]

After seeing this last night I didn’t think I had an embarrassing sex story but then I thought about it some more and I do. lol. (I’m good at “forgetting” things- thank god.)

One time an ex and I were having sex and I was on top of him reverse cowgirl and I guess I leaned back a little too far. Next thing I know all I hear is my ex moaning and not in a good way. I get off him and it turns out I kind of dislocated his peen. :/ To make matters worse I felt guilty and started to cry and it was just an all around bad evening. The doctor was super nonchalant about the whole thing when we went to figure out what to do about it.

onewriter
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 11:02 pm: [report]

@ jsw HAHAHAHAAAAA!!  whew!  needed that

owemgee
wrote on August 8 2009 @ 07:27 am: [report]

Hmmmm not sure I can top any of these, but this was embarrassing for me, for sure!  I guy I had been dating briefly wanted to walk on the beach at night. It was a great night, but kind of dark, no moon out. So we’re walking for awhile totally alone, it’s like 2a.m. and asks if I’ll go down. Why not? So feeling totally fine about it, I go ahead. I’m like a minute or two into it and someone off to my left like ten feet starts CLAPPING and LAUGHING! My first reaction was to RUN as fast as I could down the beach, leaving my date to fend for himself, fumbling with his pants!My second reaction (much later) was to reflect on how damn creepy that was. Ugh! Needless to say, the date and I had an awkward parting that night! We saw each other a few more times but he ended up being kind of a creep. Instead of being that embarrassed about the whole situation, I’m kind of glad I never finished

LizKitKat
wrote on August 8 2009 @ 04:08 pm: [report]

I once thought it would be a great sexy idea for my man to eat strawberries out of me down there while in a psuedo-69 position, until one strawberry got “lost”. (”... What do you mean, you LOST it!?”) I had to stop everything and commence digging around frantically, hoping to God I wasn’t going to mash it up into seedy pulp inside my vag, and thinking about all those formerly hilarious stories about people in the ER with carrots or cucumbers. I don’t think I’ll be trying that scenario again!

AmberLovexoxo
wrote on August 9 2009 @ 05:05 pm: [report]

If you want a ton of embarrassing sex stories, you should check out http://www.kissanddish.com.  The whole website is FULL of them.  It’s my fave…AFTER the frisky of course ; )

jvance73
wrote on August 9 2009 @ 09:33 pm: [report]

when i was sixteen doin’ it w/ my g.f. on top, and my grandmother walked in on us. what’s worse i later found out she was watching for about ten mins. before saying anything. her comment “don’t be ashamed it’s natural” you’ve never felt faster shrinkage

_jsw_
wrote on August 9 2009 @ 11:10 pm: [report]

@jvance73: I have nothing that can top that. Especially the “watching for about ten minutes” part. *shudders*

writergirl
wrote on August 10 2009 @ 05:44 am: [report]

About five months ago, we were nearing the end, and I was loud—louder than normal—on approach.  Next thing I know, my husband stops me (I was on top) and I hear the child yell from his room, “What’s that noise?  I’m coming in!”  My husband *threw* me off him just as the said child came in the room.

After we were dressed and settled the child was now convinced their was a monster in the house—as opposed to me, which was fine in some ways—and wouldn’t go back to his bed! So we’re arranging everything to go to sleep and my husband said, “You snuggle with mommy, I’m just going to stay over here and sing the blues.”

dagss
wrote on August 10 2009 @ 09:30 am: [report]

I was messing with a straightup crackho awhile back and one night in a motel I was behind her, slipped out and nearly jammed it in the other hole. She freaked out and leaped off the bed,slamming her head against the wall mumbling something about having been violated by her father.

Another time, same girl I was going down on her and started probing and found what musta been a rubber from an encounter just before me,she had to make room fare. She ran in the bathroom to pull it out and said it was a diaphragm.

One more,in much younger days my gf and I thought it would be fun to experiment with a banana. Peeled at least, this is NOT a good idea. We were terrified I wouldn’t be able to finally dig it out and would have to go to the hospital.

painted_lady
wrote on August 10 2009 @ 01:41 pm: [report]

I have a sort of similar story to the guy that could go forever, except it’s kind of one of those careful-what-you-wish-for morality tales. 

My boyfriend’s good in bed, but if it’s been more than a few days for us, he sometimes has a little trouble with staying power (he says I’m the only one he’s had this sort of trouble with, and I just tell him it’s because I’m that good), and it always takes me a little bit.  Anyway, it had been about a week since we’d had sex (long story), and we were out of condoms anyway, so he picked up a box of the climax control variety on his way home, just to see what would happen.

Well…they worked…a little too well.  He always makes sure I come at least once during foreplay (he’s good like that), and then proceeded to spend almost two hours pounding away.  I’d had four orgasms total, and to be completely honest, I was both in some pain and losing a little interest (it was around two and I had a job interview the next morning).  Finally he collapsed on top of me and goes, “I don’t think this is going to happen!”  We’d tried every position we could think of, I was getting leg cramps, his back was seizing up, and absolutely nothing was happening.  He ended up taking the damn thing off and rubbing one out.  Not exactly salacious, but effective nonetheless. 

Now those stupid condoms are for special occasions only when nobody has to be up in the morning.

doridori
wrote on August 10 2009 @ 04:23 pm: [report]

So… I’ve laughed, cringed and related to quite a few of these moments. I’ve had the my partner fall asleep while getting it on, and I’ve gotten the fart in my face while I was giving oral. I’ve farted in his face while receiving oral, gotten my period while having sex only to ruin not only the sheets but the mattress cover and the physical mattress. I’ve cracked bathroom tiles. Called out wrong names. Had wrong names called out on me. But by far, the worst for me is getting busted for the first time.

We were at my very first boyfriend’s house babysitting his much younger sister, she had to be about 8 at the time. I thought she was asleep, he convinced me she was asleep and talked me into fooling around. (His parents were at a church revival and wouldn’t be back for hours as the keynote speaker and the best choirs were going to be preforming on this particular evening.)

His parents ended up pulling into the drive way just as I was getting off, again. (What can I say were young and screwed like rabbits.) We jumped apart, not so easy when your legs feel like jelly filled doughnuts and scrambled to grab clothing and rush to the bathroom to get dressed. Of course, my bra was the only item of clothing missing from the hastily grabbed pile. I got dressed quickly and went out to speak to his parents.
I spot my bra as soon as I come out of the bathroom, sitting on the back of the chair that was now occupied by his father. His mother was sitting on the couch and his little sister was wide awake and sitting next to her mother, explaining in great detail how I proceeded to put her brother’s private parts in my mouth and make him say bad words. Then he proceeded to do something to my private parts and I would just moan, but she really couldn’t see what he was doing to me. Then how both of us got completely naked and started to breath heavy and grunt and moaning while I sat in his lap. While this was happening and I was trying to melt into the floor and make my great escape at the same time, his father looks at me and hands me my bra to my boyfriend and winks at me and starts laughing! His mother is holding back laughter herself. I thought I was going to die of mortification.

I dated that guy for the better part of 4 years, and still see and speak with his family often even though things ended badly between us.

FuZyNavL
wrote on August 10 2009 @ 07:12 pm: [report]

My Boyfriend and I had gone out to dinner and had Italian. Very Yummy- Lasagna for me and Eggplant Parmesan for him. When we got back to his place, we started to make out.  Eventually one thing led to another.  While performing oral sex on my very well endowed B/F I started to gag.  Before I could get up off of the bed,  I puked up huge chunks.  I was so embarrassed.  I went into the bathroom and the only towel/washcloth was bright white. I go back into the bedroom and am picking up the chunks,  my face was so red.  He took it like a pro though,  he could see I was so embarassed, I was like don’t look at me,  I am so embarrassed. He was like there’s no reason to be embarrassed! Needless to say,  no oral sex right after dinner anymore! Never did get the red tomato sauce stain out of the sheets or washcloth!

I Go To 11
wrote on August 10 2009 @ 10:07 pm: [report]

Another one I just remembered: my ex decided that we needed some extra lube one time. However, he decided this “lube” should be body lotion…and it was the ultra-fragrancy Bath and Body Works kind. OMG it burned!!! I don’t know WHY he thought that’d ever be a good idea.

bigdaddybigT
wrote on August 10 2009 @ 11:05 pm: [report]

My ex and I were getting intimate for the very first time, and we were in her room.  I’m uncut so I’ve had problems with condoms rolling up on me before.  Needless to say, I had her really wet and biting her lip in anticipation as she was putting the condom on, and she looked up at me once it was on and it rolled up and flung off of my dick and landed right on her nose..

To top it off, it was my last condom and once we got it on and stayed on and we started, it broke and we had to stop.  We just laid there and laughed, luckily

sebaceous
wrote on August 11 2009 @ 01:39 pm: [report]

My BF and I were pretty hot for each other and groping each other all night, couldn’t wait to get home and pull off each others clothes.  He kept touching my new panties over my dress all night and couldn’t wait to see them. 

We finally get to the bedroom, he pulls off my dress, strips me down to the much-anticipated sexy red panties, pulls them off and I see him staring at the panty liner I forgot I had stuck on them earlier in the evening! 

He didn’t say anything but what an embarrassing find!

bumble_bee
wrote on August 11 2009 @ 02:54 pm: [report]

my story is more sad than embarrassing, but i lost my virginity to the wrong boy at the wrong time, he was a friend at a campground i had knew for three days and after an akward (but still somewhat enjoyable) game of truth or dare, i figured why not, and told him to meet me where we were previously. so. there was no forplay, no idea what i was doing, and the my first thought at him pantsless was ‘what? i thought they were bigger than that!’ and then, to top it off, i didnt orgasm. three pump chump. ahh, bad decisions i’d totally re do if i could. it was still an interesting story to go back and wake my best friend up with. hah.

sensualmess
wrote on August 11 2009 @ 03:40 pm: [report]

I threw my husband’s back out when I was on top of him.

rebelchanteuse
wrote on August 12 2009 @ 12:15 pm: [report]

i’ve been reading these with much amusement, but couldn’t think of any embarassing sex moments.  then, i finally remembered one!  in college, i was hooking up with a very creative guy, and he tied me to the bar of a stand-alone closet.  while he was going down on me, i was writhing so, umm, enthusiastically, that i slammed through the back of the closet and broke it.  luckily, he was pretty happy that he made me break furniture, so we just moved and kept on going.

99girl
wrote on August 12 2009 @ 12:22 pm: [report]

OK this is a bit off-topic but not too much ... I just started using NuvaRing about a month ago and had sex for maybe the fourth or fifth time since then when my husband told me—the next day—the he got pinched by it while he was inside me.
Does anyone else use the NuvaRing? If so, have you had this happen and how often? I don’t want him to be afraid to have sex because he might get pinched!!
I am not on it for the birth control (tubes tied), more for period control. So taking it out for sex isn’t a problem but that pretty much kills the spontaneity! (“Hold on a second, I have to go dig out my NuvaRing first”???)

konstantine
wrote on August 13 2009 @ 01:00 pm: [report]

My highschool boyfriend and I were pretty sexually frustrated due to not having any real privacy to get down to business, so we hopped in his car and went down one of the darkest, most lonely roads in town, parked way back in the trees and proceeded to hop in the backseat. Mind you, this was a 2 door Ford Probe. Maybe 5 minutes after maneuvering ourselves into a good position and getting started, we see headlights pull up and park right behind us. High beams shining right into the car. He quickly pulled his pants up and hopped in the drivers seat but I was still pants-less (where the hell had we thrown them?!) by the time the POLICE OFFICER knocked on the window and asked us both for ID. We sheepishly gave him our licenses, and when he walked back to his car proceeded to search for my panties and jeans. I had gotten them halfway on by the time the officer came back and proceeded to question my now-ex boyfriend about where he had been earlier in the evening, etc etc etc.

And then to make matters worse, the office shines his flashlight on me and my half dressed body, and with scrutiny asks “Miss, are you here of your own accord? He’s not making you do anything you don’t want to do, is he?” And of course, I had to admit that, no, unfortunately I had made the stupid decision right along with my bf to have sex in a public place…

Luckily he let us off with just a warning, but the entire time all I could think of was how I would explain to my parents when they were picking me up at the police station!

Winered
wrote on August 13 2009 @ 06:26 pm: [report]

I met my ex through my cousin, they had been best friends since highschool and hung out quite often. Once while my ex and I were both at my cousins house, we had gone out to his car where it started to get hot and heavy. Except it was really cold outside, maybe 30 degrees and it was freezing in the car.

So we snuck back inside my cousins house, where he was asleep on the recliner in the living room. We went into his kitchen where my ex began to go down on me. Halfway through I queefed like a trumpet, right in his face. I was embarrassed but it didn’t seem to phase him.

My ex had to leavy early and I decided to just stay at my cousins house to get some sleep as it was six in the morning by now. I sat down on the sofa where my cousin says from the recliner, where he had been sitting awake the whole time, “I heard a sex fart”. I had to explain to it wasn’t a fart, and then explain what a queef was. To my 22 year old cousin.

onewriter
wrote on August 13 2009 @ 06:28 pm: [report]

hahaha!!!  sounds like it’s a good thing you weren’t in the living room giving an unintended show!!

mberry
wrote on August 14 2009 @ 05:21 pm: [report]

I’ve got a losing-my-virginity story.
My ex-boyfriend and I sort of planned to have sex one night, and, since he’d already done it, I figured it would be an easy experience. Turns out, he didn’t know what he was doing. I guess having sex with another girl just two times doesn’t really prepare you that well. Anyway, the foreplay was going great and I was psyched that it was finally happening. The condom was on and he was on top of me. I wrapped my legs around him… or tried to. For a second I had forgotten that he was really big, probably too big for a girl who waited until senior year to lose her virginity; so for about two hours we tried to get the tip of his penis in. The pain was so bad, and he was starting to get worried (about if we’d ever have sex or for my actual well-being, I’m not sure). Well, when that finally got in, he slipped all the way in and left it there for a second. At that moment I yelled, “F@%# your d!*# !!!” and pushed him out. Luckily he found it funny and we laughed it off.
Also with this ex, we were (finally) getting it on in the backseat of his truck before going to his friends house. It was pretty sexy: we were parked in front of a few houses with the windows down and getting a bit loud. It was a quicky so he left his nice button-down shirt on and I left my dress on. Well when we finished and went to his friend’s house, the smell (you know it) lingered with us. Our friends knew what had just gone down but didn’t really say anything. Then my ex touched the bottom of his shirt, made a subtle face, and put my hand on it. It was soaking wet with my vagina juice. At least our friends didn’t know about that.

Coral
wrote on August 14 2009 @ 07:36 pm: [report]

@mberry: Oh my, that second story is quite embarassing.

Jewels33
wrote on August 15 2009 @ 11:20 pm: [report]

So I have a good one..

I was hooking up with a former f*&% buddy, who is not so well endowed.  He started out on top, but since I couldn’t feel ANYTHING I was like, how about we turn over?  So when we did, he made a sound and his face scrunched up.  So I said, Did you finish?  (This was after about 3 seconds) and in his country accent, he goes, I-think-I-broke-my-foot.  Turns out, as we were turning over, his newly unbroken foot hit the window sill, which broke it again.  As he hobbled off to the bathroom, I laid in bed thinking, Oh my God, what are the chances of this happening?  Hilarious.

jackofhearts
wrote on August 17 2009 @ 08:01 am: [report]

I was on my first romantic holiday with my current boyfriend. It was - I think - the first time we’d every stayed anywhere alone (we live separately in shared houses, sigh)

I’m a bit of a glutton, and my boyfriend knows this, so he made sure we’d eaten well on the holiday.. my favourite things are cheeses and breads and we went overboard.. really overboard.

The cruel irony is that a few years ago I had my gall bladder taken out (bear with me, this is going somewhere) and this affects digestion. To whit, high fat products give me gas. But I can’t stop eating cheese. No way, no how.

Can you see where this is going?

So we’re snuggling in bed, post-dinner (cheeeeese!), post-coital. All smug in our coupley-ness. I was just drifting off to sleep when something jolted me back to consciousness. A fart. My own. And not just one, but about three in a row. I froze and tried to squeeze my cheeks together but it wasn’t any good. All I could do was bury my face in the pillow and pray that he was asleep. Thing is, I accidentally prayed out loud.

His answer? “Nope, I’m awake.”

We laugh about it now - he’s not averse to the odd impression - but at the time I thought I would die of shame.

nerdygirl42
wrote on August 19 2009 @ 11:34 am: [report]

I have fallen asleep with my most recent f buddy…we were both fairly drunk, doing it doggy style, and he was one of those dreadful guys who can NEVER finish if he’s had enough to drink…I guess I just got bored.  The poor guy didn’t even realize until he had finally gotten off…a good thirty minutes later!  I did feel badly after.  My most embarrassing experience was with my last actual boyfriend.  We were fairly adventurous in our sexual tastes and used fishnets, handcuffs, and other such stuff.  Our first time ever using any of these accessories we were housesitting for his mother and had just finished up a crazy round of sex when the bug guy came over to spray the house. The dude and I were out in the living area actually and hadn’t cleaned up after ourselves yet and had forgotten all about our stuff in the bedroom. Turns out the bug guy knew both mine and my bf’s families, and got to see all our raunchy accessories laid out all over his mom’s bedroom.  Thank goodness he didn’t actually walk in on us, that would have been too much!

Avemtilla
wrote on August 19 2009 @ 09:30 pm: [report]

Ok, well, ive got two similar stories, both that have happened in the last month or two.

First one, I had turned the curtains on the window in the living room to the side (weird blinds that hang down and you can turn them left and right) to the side, not noticing that you could see the couch from out side, and not really caring that the window was open still. A few minutes later my bf and i were on the couch, me nude, him in his under wear, with him on top of me. we were having fun, really getting into it (not loudly thank goodness), when we heard a loud “YO! What are you—....” our neighbor had come by the window and, i guess,was staring at us in shock. My bf looked up from kissing me, making sure to cover my chest still, and said “Hi!” while looking at the window. After a minute we heard “Bye!”

Needless to say, I got up to shut the curtains. I was so red. My bf later told the guy we were just making out and such. the guy believed him that we know of.

second time: This guy my bf and i know is homeless, so for a lil while we let him stay on our couch. Well we were in the bedroom, having a good time, me on top, both of us nude. door to the bedroom shut. THe guy, walks in with out knocking… opens the door a few inches, says “he—oops” and shuts the door quickly. I turned BRIGHT red…. this guy is almost 60… My bf and i laughed ab it for a minute, but we werent happy he walked in with out knocking.

lol theres my embarrassing stories, not the mostembarrassing buuut….

LostInStars
wrote on August 20 2009 @ 02:02 am: [report]

We were in the backseat, kind of missionary style. His arms were right next to my shoulders and he reached up to brush the hair out of his eyes and accidentally punched me in the eye. Whoops! He felt really bad but I hardly noticed because he was -really- good at what he was doing.

Another time I was giving the boyfriend a hand job and grabbed massage oil instead of lube, HUGE MISTAKE. To make matters worse he started screeching about how it burned… did I mention that we were at his parents house for Christmas? Oh dear…

Once when we were trying to be sneaky, we decided to get off the squeaky bed and onto the floor. Well, we went to our old favorite, doggy style, and we get into it, (which is hard because my thighs are longer than his, we just don’t match up, haha) and I let out this horrendously large queef. It had happened once or twice before, but never so LOUD. I almost died, but he just laughed and laughed and I eventually started laughing too. But the first time I ever queefed in front of him, I had to explain it because it had never happened to a girl in front of him before. Try explaining the technical aspects of a queef to a 20 year old.

The most embarrassing to me though, the ONE time we forget to lock the door, I am saddled up in the cowgirl position and with one knock and an open, his best friend and our room mate is standing in the door looking absolutely horrified. I don’t know what embarrassed me more, the fact that he saw me naked or the fact that he was horrified by it.

lalalala
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 08:48 pm: [report]

Alright, I haven’t seen anyone say this.  I was going down on my bf at the time.  We were both pretty drunk off our a**es.  He was loving it and as he started to have an orgasm and ejaculate in my mouth he starts peeing and not even realizing it.  I am talking about a lot of pee because he had drank so much prior to the bj.  All I could think was wtf is this it’s completely liquid and I pretty much screamed because I was so surprised.  It was all over the bed and me.  OMG it was so disgusting but we pretty much just laughed because we were still so drunk.  He is my ex now and we would probably still laugh about it although he was really embarressed!

Loro42
wrote on August 29 2009 @ 01:05 am: [report]

Ok I have two stories. One where I queefed. >.<
I was visiting my boyfriend at his apartment and he lives with a couple of other people. We were getting really frisky with each other but trying to be really quiet so as not to alert others of our sexness. About the same time we got all of our clothes off we heard a female voice come from outside which said “Hey guys I made pasta!” and she started to open the door while i was frantically yelling “Stopstopstopstopstop!!” I flipped over on the bed and my boyfriend covered my butt up with a pillow before she came all the way in XD I (thinking on my feet) said, “HHHi…..” and she turned and ran away.

This other time at my house, my boyfriend woke me up with a goodmorning snuggle-sex. It was really romantic; we were getting way in to it and the sun was coming up. A very beautiful moment indeed, except then I queefed. REALLY loud. And I just fell back on my pillow and whispered “ohhhhhh…...god.” And of course just to slap me in the face another small queef came out after that.
We laughed it off XD

Midnight
wrote on September 11 2009 @ 05:02 pm: [report]

I’ve had my boyfriend loose his condom inside of me…twice.  However I think the most embarrassing time would have to be a little over a year ago.  My boyfriend and I moved out with a mutual friend.  Well this friend liked to get drunk a lot so we would always wait until she had passed out before we would start anything.  Once night we thought it was safe and about half way through she drunkenly stumbles through our bedroom door (we didn’t have locks) lays down on top of us (thank god for bed sheets!) and starts to drunkenly ramble.  So there we are naked, he’s still inside and our roommate lying on top of us when she stops looks right at us and says “Did I interrupt anything?”.

Needless to say we’ve moved into a house with locks.

tame
wrote on December 25 2009 @ 01:39 pm: [report]

i guess you can call him a sex buddy…but hes kinda more than that..anyway. i was having a really long period cause of the map and i was so horny i convinced myself that it was over cause i checked once and noticed nothing was there. so were into it having tons of fun and its starting to feel really weird over squishy, so i reach down to touch my upper thigh and lift my hand up to see rich red blood all over it. he looks at me, jumps off and puts on the light. the pillow i was laying on was completely covered and his sheets that he changed earlier that dad had a complete splatter pattern. looked like someone had been stabbed.
even being a girl i had never seen so much blood in my life not even while on my period. we just ended up washing the sheets and jumped in the shower, laughed so much he ended up falling in the shower. he was really cool about it. should have listened to me when i suggested putting a towel down just in case..lol