What We Think Jon And Kate’s Announcement Will Be
Posted by: Kate Torgovnick
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9:40AM, Monday June 22nd 2009
By now, you’ve probably seen the promo for tonight’s “special episode” of “Jon & Kate Plus 8” approximately 98 times. If you’re one who likes to jump to conclusions, you’re probably assuming that the big announcement the commercial teases is that Jon and Kate are getting divorced. But I’m not so convinced—they’ll probably drag out that drama for another eon or so. After the jump, my best guesses at what this big announcement could be:
- Kate is pregnant! AGAIN!
- Jon was actually born a woman and he’s the one who’s pregnant this time. Hey, it worked for Thomas Beattie.
- They’re joining the Amish. After all, they do live in Pennsylvania.
- No, they’re converting to Mormonism, so that Jon can bring new wife, Deanna Hummel, into the fold.
- The sextuplets were actually fathered by bodyguard Steve Neild.
- Jon and Kate are going to design a new line of kids clothes for Wal-Mart.
- Madonna (or Angelina and Brad?) has offered to adopt one kid, and they’ve decided to go for it, hoping that it will reduce marital strain.
- That they’ve won the Guinness World Record for the most consecutive tabloid covers procured by total nobodies.
- That this whole web of cheating scandals is an extended April Fool’s Joke.
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Perceptible
wrote on June 22 2009 @ 10:29 am: [report]
Ha ha ha! We were just talking about this at work, what will the announcement be? Consensus over here is that divorce is just to obvious. But what else would bring them all “some peace?” Canceling the show? I like the options above but I have NO IDEA what it will be. I gave up this show several seasons ago but this hype just might get me to watch tonight…
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 22 2009 @ 10:32 am: [report]
I bet it’s something retarded like “Hey everyone we’re redoing our living room and we want YOUR input as to what it’s gonna look like!”
Kill me now please.
Kiri Anne
wrote on June 22 2009 @ 11:12 am: [report]
It should be they’re canceling their show in order to save their marriage and their children’s sanity/future. But the WalMart clothes line sounds like a good second bet. Granted the way they do tie-ins with The Gap, it would be better from Old Navy.
Alison Wonderland
wrote on June 22 2009 @ 03:29 pm: [report]
I said in the last J&K;+8 post that I think they’re gonna call it quits with the show.
Katrina
wrote on June 23 2009 @ 08:27 am: [report]
Yeah, either end of the show or divorce - which if it’s the latter, could turn into another show, where each of them take half the kids or something crazy.