What Scorned Women Have Done To Get Even
Posted by: Catherine Strawn
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2:20PM, Tuesday July 28th 2009
“Be careful who you cheat on” isn’t a famous, old adage, but it should be, because some scorned women go freaking crazy trying to get revenge on unfaithful spouses. Just last night, a 67-year-old woman in Queens, NY, woke up at 6 a.m., boiled a pot of water, and poured it on her husband’s private parts, leaving him with second- and third-degree burns from his knees to his abdomen. Oyinda Ojofeitimi told police she had recently learned her husband of 20 years had been unfaithful. “She was hurt and angry that after all this time married, he was stepping out on her,” a police source told the New York Daily News. “She wanted to shut down that possibility forever because he had treated her with such contempt.” Ojofeitimi then regretted what she had done and called 911, but that’s not really enough, is it? She has been arrested on assault charges. This isn’t the first time (and it certainly won’t be the last) that a woman has retaliated against her cheating husband. After the jump, a hall of fame for scorned women.
- A woman calling herself Annastella auctioned an empty condom packet (size small) and a photo of “The Tart’s black lacy knickers (size humongous)” on eBay after discovering the items in the bed she shared with her husband of 22 years. (Originally, Annastella included the actual underwear in the auction, but eBay has a policy against selling second-hand undies. Who knew?)[Times Online]
- Actress Teri Garr was woken up at 4:30 a.m. by the phone. It was a woman calling to say she’d been sleeping with Garr’s boyfriend for months. Garr gathered items of his he’d left at her place, along with a hammer, and drove to his house. Then, she smashed all of his windows. [CNN]
- Katya Kharitovonova bit off her cheating husband’s private parts after waking up to find him and her best friend half-naked. The three had been watching “War of the Worlds,” when Kharitovonova fell asleep. When she woke up, oral sex was going on, and she hit her friend and bit her husband. “I saw the blood spurting out of Liza’s mouth and then felt a sharp pain,” he said. “I don’t remember what happened next, I was unconscious.” Doctors were able to reattach the missing piece. [Metro.co.uk]
- After her radio DJ husband announced on-air that he would leave his wife and two kids for pin-up girl Jodie Marsh, Hayley Shaw put his Lotus Esprit Turbo car up for sale on eBay. She wrote on the auction page that she wanted to get rid of the car, worth $45,000, that night, and it sold for 50 pence (about 90 cents) within five minutes. The man had it coming—he had also talked about fantasizing about Shaw’s sister and put her on the air when she complained. [Fox News]
- When Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales dumped Rachel Marsden via Wikipedia, noting that he was “no longer involved” with her, Marsden went online and sold Wales’ dirty laundry on eBay. The loot included a stained T-shirt and a sweater. [Times Online]
- Let’s not forget about the late Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, who was arrested on arson charges for burning NFL wide receiver Andre Rison’s mansion to the ground and vandalizing several of his cars. She got five years probation. [MTV]
- Clara Harris repeatedly ran over her adulterous husband with her Mercedes back in 2003. She was found guilty of murder and sentenced to 20 years in jail. [NY Times]
- A wife suspected her husband of cheating and sent an email to his entire contact database, which included big cheeses at Volkswagon and more. The message read, “I, Paul Owen Evans, am a sniveling, cheating, lying, arrogant little piece of #&@$%. No, that’s not right—I’m worse than that: I’m a despicable, deceitful, dodgy, D**KHEAD who doesn’t reserve this attitude just for his wife. Oh yes, one more thing—I’ve got an extremely small penis that couldn’t excite a woman’s nostril let alone anything else. Thus endeth my confession. Regards. Paul Evans.” [The Register]
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Perceptible
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 01:25 pm: [report]
Ha ha ha! Cheaters deserve all this and more. The moral of the story: don’t be a cheater.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 01:56 pm: [report]
@Perceptible: No, they don’t deserve the literal harm, but even you don’t know how you would react till it happens to you.
crustee
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 02:15 pm: [report]
It seems men are constant getting their peens bitten off. I’m thoroughly disturbed by their partners who apparently think that Mike Tyson didn’t take things far enough.
jimnist10
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 02:47 pm: [report]
Where’s Lorena Bobbit? Wasn’t she cheated on? We all know what she did.
retro chic
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 02:55 pm: [report]
Cheating should be a “special” vow criminalized when broken. If there are legal benefits to the contract of marriage, there should be consequences subject to State law, too. Tho, 1/2 of CA would be in jail. Just a thought…
Jenn27549
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 04:21 pm: [report]
I don’t think I would actually harm my husband, but I would harm lots of his things and then spend every last penny I had making the divorce as public, nasty and painful as possible.
stormygirl
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 07:55 pm: [report]
Moral of the story is: don’t cheat, because you never know how that person is going to react. they deserved everything they got and more.
lexingtonave
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 05:31 am: [report]
Rachel Marsden goes way too far, to the point of being criminal charges and she plead guilty in Vancouver, B.C. It’s one of many times she has harrassed men and pulled odious, illegal garbage. Retailiating this way is wrong.
She knows it and so should anyone. If someone treats someone so poorly, i.e. cheating? Dump them. Don’t make a fool of yourself or go to jail over it or get charges. Why gives the schmucks the satisfaction?
Marsen loves the attention however so expect to see more of these shenanigans from her. It hasn’t stopped in many years - from Vancouver to Ontario to Manhattan.
lexingtonave
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 05:32 am: [report]
Sorry - where I wrote charges - I meant “charged”.
Humward
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 10:27 am: [report]
I’m a guy who has been cheated on in the past, so I’m sorry to hear that I wasn’t taking full advantage of the revenge to which I was entitled. Just to be clear…could I have burned her clothes? Thrown away her childhood dolls? Sold her jewelry on e-bay? Put nude pictures of her on the internet? Roughed her up? Mutilated her with boiling water?
Of course I’d never do any of those things, because adults don’t use violence to solve their problems. I was angry and hurt, sure—she broke my heart. So I broke up with her. My anger would never have justified harming her—physically or otherwise.
This shouldn’t be a controversial statement: it is never ok to lose your temper and harm your partner. It isn’t funny, it isn’t “justified.” That we would be willing to discuss mutilation with a laugh and a knowing nod is…it’s disgusting, really.
(Oh and…not to mention…the wife only SUSPECTED him of cheating. Just pointing it out.)
theattack
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 10:33 am: [report]
@jimnist: Lorena Bobbitt was raped by her husband (I believe multiple times), not cheated on by him. I don’t really support the violence in getting back at a cheater, but Lorena Bobbitt was totally justified!
Frederica Bimble
wrote on July 29 2009 @ 12:58 pm: [report]
Humward: You’re absolutely right and there’s a whole world of sensible people out there but I think this site caters for those who like more of a “shock” value in their reading.
FreeSpirit
wrote on August 18 2009 @ 10:38 pm: [report]
I got the best revenge possible—I told my deeply religious mother-in-law that her son was cheating on me. She went to the apartment where he was living with his new sweetie, armed with her Bible, and preached at them! They were trapped for hours.