What People Say Before, During, And After Sex
Posted by: Catherine Strawn
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11:45AM, Thursday April 2nd 2009
Most of the time, pillow talk isn’t supposed to be funny, but sometimes it is. And, other times, it’s painfully awkward. The new site Said in Bed compiles real people’s quotes said before, during, or after sex. Our favorite on the site so far:
“Doesn’t it feel good?” she said.
“Doesn’t it feel good to Payless?” he said.
[Said in Bed via Flavorwire]
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WinkyFace
wrote on April 2 2009 @ 12:13 pm: [report]
I had just torn my ACL, and my leg was in an immobilizing brace. Needless to say, it was uncomfortable. It was New Year’s Eve, and we were both drunk, and I slurred to my boyfriend, “I can’t really move,” as he climbed on top of me. He put his lips to my ear and in his most sensual voice whispered… “Just take it.”
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 2 2009 @ 12:14 pm: [report]
I don’t get it, is it a shoe reference?
Humble Bee
wrote on April 2 2009 @ 12:46 pm: [report]
lol cheeese. Thats what I thought.
jadeycakes
wrote on April 2 2009 @ 01:02 pm: [report]
@ WinkyFace - OOo, I like that little story
AnonyMISS
wrote on April 2 2009 @ 01:23 pm: [report]
before sex: “damn baby you’ve got my d*ck harder than calculus.”—my boyfriend who says silly #&@$% before, during and after sex quite often.
missduplicity
wrote on April 2 2009 @ 01:47 pm: [report]
(Quite some time) After sex:
Me: *shows father the ultrasound picture*
Him: “HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?”
Me: “Well, dad, if you remember that video you had to watch back in biology class….”
....I spent probably twenty minutes babbling on about how “when two people love each other and the time is right” before my (then)fiance managed to shut me up. My dad didn’t speak to me for weeks.