A New Jamaican Dance Craze Is Leading To Broken Penises
Posted by: Ami Angelowicz
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12:45PM, Monday June 8th 2009
Okay, mon, so this one really blew my mind. There’s this new dance craze in Jamaica called “daggering”—check out a very G-rated version in this Mr. Vegas video so aptly entitled “Daggering.” Basically, imagine a dude using his erect penis as a…er…dagger and trying to stab it into unaccommodating places on a woman’s body (i.e. anything but a hole). Um…basically simulating sex. Some geniuses are taking this craze into the bedroom—same idea only this time, they’re getting injured. Bending the penis when it’s at attention can cause it to fracture. The guys get a sudden, sharp pain and then their thing gets black and blue. Doctors in Jamaica are freaking out because the number of penis fractures in the country has tripled. As a result, government officials have banned any type of media promoting daggering.
Sheesh, until recently—thanks “Grey’s Anatomy”!—I didn’t even know penises could break. Warning dudes: always exercise caution with your dagger. [Newsweek]
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CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 01:52 pm: [report]
The intelligence of people who listen to hip-hop never ceases to amaze me. Who would seriously think stabbing someone with your penis would end in a good result.
cattgirl813
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 01:52 pm: [report]
My goodness. Why would anyone do this? A quote from “D.C. Cab” is perfect for this story: Don’t let your d*ck run your life.
writergirl
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 01:57 pm: [report]
This is what happens when sales of weed provide the biggest percentage of a country’s GDP.
cattgirl813
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 02:00 pm: [report]
@CheeeeEEEEse: I remember when hip-hop had a variety of viewpoints and philosophies both highbrow and incredibly crude. That was a long time ago, and I wish those days would come back. Unfortunately as long as we’ve got mouth breathers who are encouraging stabbing objects with fragile blood rich body parts, the chances of those days coming back are getting more and more remote. Maybe all these broken members will lead to the dumb in hip-hop not being able to reproduce - a down for whatever sort of Darwinism.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 02:05 pm: [report]
@cattgirl813: I’ve never heard of this guy…hence he’s not an OG. I wasn’t criticizing guys like Grandmaster Flash, just idiots who listen to this crap.
Squidtermz
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 02:26 pm: [report]
@CheeeeEEEEse & @cattgirl813: Mr. Vegas has been around for a long time. And for the record, he’s dancehall and not hip-hop. And furthermore, I myself have been ‘daggering’ for a long time. Not new to me :-p
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 03:42 pm: [report]
@squid: His first record debuted in 1998, not exactly old school.
Purple Haze
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 07:47 pm: [report]
That just looks like really good freak/hump dancing to me, but really, getting your wang hurt from dancing is redickiculous.
EastCoastMale
wrote on June 9 2009 @ 06:17 am: [report]
daggering? oh…this is a remake of an older dance they had when I was in high school, it was called….being a total jackass and injuring yourself and bruising the woman.
Oliveira
wrote on June 9 2009 @ 06:34 am: [report]
Well, the more injuries, the less chance of the “daggerers” reproducing, which can only be a good thing.
By the way, I wonder how enjoyable ladies find that activity.
LinSea
wrote on June 9 2009 @ 09:48 am: [report]
I love dancehall and Squid is right it has been around for a while but just now getting attention. Like anything there are right and wrong ways to do things obviously a broken penis is not the preferred ending and as for the ladies, it takes two to tango so some of them must like it, lol.