What Did Your Father Inadvertently Teach You About Sex?
Posted by: Susannah Breslin
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8:10AM, Friday June 19th 2009
Over at the Sundance Channel’s SUNfiltered blog, Em & Lo offer up some truly original sex advice just in time for Father’s Day. It’s the sex advice your dad gave you—without meaning to. After the jump, a few of the best. Then add yours in the comments!
2. Use headcovers for your woodies.
4. Always take time to warm up before athletic events.
6. Ladies first.
9. Technology is your friend.
10. Finish what you start.
Want to read the rest? Click here. But first: Tell us the smartest thing your Dad ever inadvertently taught you about sex.
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Kiki T
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 08:35 am: [report]
My parents use to take me to steamy rated r movies when I was really young…so I learned to blow up a guy’s house if he doesn’t like you back.
bogart4017
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 09:24 am: [report]
Take your time and leave them moaning and panting your ENTIRE name!
Wendy Atterberry
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 09:28 am: [report]
It’s important women learn how to drive a stick shift.
TOO_DOPE
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 10:50 am: [report]
All of your guy friends don’t just want to be your guy friends.
Ryan
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 11:13 am: [report]
@TooDope - Amen.
marirene
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 11:28 am: [report]
Experience comes with age (my parents are 18 years a part and mom was 31 when they got married)
Isabel K.
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 11:34 am: [report]
ALWAYS PROTECT URSELF
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 11:39 am: [report]
@Isabel K.: So your father taught you unwittingly to protect yourself? What, did he dress you as a condom for Halloween between the ages of 7 and 10?
fallenangel915
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 01:27 pm: [report]
All I was told about sex was to wait until I was married.
Yeah, right.
lesfh11
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 07:10 pm: [report]
my dad took me & my sister to see Ace Ventura Pet Detective when it came out.. I think I was like 7.. and I was completely lost when everyone freaked out at the end when it wasn’t a virgin, so I asked my dad what a virgin was. he gave a very straightforward answer, but I bet if he could turn back time, he would have never taken me to see the movie
sportzriter13
wrote on June 21 2009 @ 06:26 pm: [report]
my dad’s favorite quote for when I’m crying over a breakup:
“men are like trains, if you wait five minutes, another one will be coming down the track”.
I also learned;
don’t grow up too quickly,
it takes two to tango,
own up to your mistakes and decisions,
never let a guy force you into anything,
be yourself, don’t let a guy take over your life
pornqueen
wrote on June 22 2009 @ 06:46 am: [report]
My dad was never very eloquent with sex advice…my mom in the other hand was. She always told me to do “it” when I want it. Never to be forced into “it” and to demand that “it” be the best I’ve ever had. Best advice ever!
CuteinOhio
wrote on August 8 2009 @ 09:11 am: [report]
I had the unlucky opportunity to be in the car alone with my father when that song “Touch Myself” came on the radio. I, being a totally clueless 8 year old, asked him to explain. Traumatic.
_jsw_
wrote on August 8 2009 @ 09:51 am: [report]
@CuteinOhio: I have an eight-year-old. I will now have to ensure that I do not play 90’s stations (or, crap, was it late 80’s? damn it) when she’s in the car. Public radio only, I guess.
sportzriter13
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 07:48 pm: [report]
I remember covering my ears and freaking out when the song “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” came on the radio. It would make my mother laugh. I used to be paranoid of any mention when it came to sex. I really don’t know how I was such a prude. My parents aren’t graphic, but they’re by no means afraid of telling dirty jokes.
My mother listens to John Valby. Enough said
duhh
wrote on October 25 2009 @ 02:09 am: [report]
that he wasn’t getting enough
and getting enough is good