Vaginas Are Fun To Play With, But You Don’t Marry ‘Em!
“Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti brought out big gun Dr. Pat Allen to help a client figure out his commitment issues. Allen advised him that a woman who lets you play isn’t a virtuous woman, so he inevitably gets bored and moves on.

















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specialk351
wrote on May 1 2009 @ 11:55 am: [report]
What does the video say? It says I can’t watch it from my location :(
vegdumpling
wrote on May 1 2009 @ 12:12 pm: [report]
playing with vaginas is fun but you don’t marry a vagina. vaginas get boring because they don’t talk back. marry virtue, virtue won’t let you play with her vagina before you pay and paying may not mean money.
yarngasm
wrote on May 1 2009 @ 02:19 pm: [report]
I want to be Dr. Pat Allen.
one deep cleavage
wrote on May 1 2009 @ 02:49 pm: [report]
You’ll have to use them right and yes, keep using them, it only gets better. They’re supposed to be played with, do it or let him do it and you’ll see the result.
theattack
wrote on May 1 2009 @ 02:56 pm: [report]
This whole concept of marrying genitals freaks me out. It’s just a little creepy because I’m not a vagina?
retro chic
wrote on May 1 2009 @ 07:03 pm: [report]
Ladies, check this vid. Dr Pat is is funnier than Patti’s animated alter on the other vid, without even trying. Sage too.
hakatchkey
wrote on May 1 2009 @ 09:43 pm: [report]
Reading Patti’s book was one of the best things that I have done to enhance my dating life. My friends all joke when I reference “the book”, but if I run a scenario past my happily married friends and see what they say, their answer matches “the book” most of the.