Tweet Beat: Comics Twitter Funnies
Posted by: Deborah Findling
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12:00PM, Sunday June 14th 2009
Give comedians—give them 140 characters and they’ll find a joke that fits. This week in Tweet Beat, Michael Ian Black pretends he’s on “Sesame Street,” Sarah Silverman defends the emoticon, and Ellen saves a bird.
“Dirtiest candy bar name: Butterfinger..”
“K foods that are delicious: Kashi, Klondike, Krispy Kreme. K groups that are not: KKK.”
“Was just in the bathroom with a guy who was simultaneously pissing, eating, and talking on his cellphone. That man is a genius.”
“You can’t shame me out of using emoticons. I will not apologize for embracing the future and all it’s technologies.”
“Harper Collins hated my idea for the name of my book: My Life In 18 Poops.”
“Guess the ending: Just heard a noise coming from a light shade hanging from my tree. Thought it was a locust. I looked inside and it was a..”
“...The thing making the noise: a hummingbird! I saved it. Now if I could just free that spoon from the garbage disposal.”
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Mercurian
wrote on June 14 2009 @ 12:18 pm: [report]
Michael Ian Black is a Twitter genius.