Turn Your Butt Into Boobs With Crazy New Plastic Surgery

Posted by: Jessica Wakeman Filed in: news
4:10PM, Monday September 14th 2009

Plastic surgeons have reached a truly DIY medical breakthrough in Britain: cutting fat from a woman’s thighs and tummy and pasting it on her titties. Ladies who allow surgeons to play Mrs. Potato Head with their breasts can potentially shoot up three cup sizes. The “two-in-one op,” as it’s being called, will be widely available in Britain next year for around $13,000 and is currently being tested in the U.S.

It’s true that these so-called “natural breast enlargements” don’t involve the dodgy silicone used in most boob jobs, which has been known to harden over time and feel fake. But it’s still plastic surgery, which isn’t “natural” at all! Besides, how much would it suck if the layers of fat that the doctor redistributed from your thighs turned out to be the dreaded cellulite and it made your tits all wrinkly and pucker-y? Is that really worth a C-cup, ladies? [Times Of London]

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I Go To 11
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 03:18 pm: [report]

I could’ve sworn I read something about surgery of this kind, where fat from one part of the body was injected into another part…and that it wound up not working because the fat was eventually reabsorbed into the body anyway. I wish I remembered where I read that, arg!

amandabear
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 03:19 pm: [report]

Dear god. Cellulite boobs. I’m going to have nightmares about that.

abcd
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 03:37 pm: [report]

Stop getting plastic surgery. I guess woman now days think looking like a Barbie DOLL or manican looks good.

pinkjellyfish
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 03:39 pm: [report]

It’s kind of like that one episode of Ren and Stimpy where Stimpy had the fat sucked out of his bottom and injected into Ren’s upper body so that he could have large, manly pecs!

effing hickster
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 03:47 pm: [report]

Plastic surgery to fix deformities (i.e. cleft palate)= good. Plastic surgery to “fix” imagined deformities = bad.

Small breasts are not deformities.

ThatWeirdGamerChick
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 04:51 pm: [report]

My small titties + small butt combo is fantastic! I wouldn’t change it for anything.
Besides, I don’t think there’s enough on my butt to put on my chest, without… removing my butt o.O
Oh, goodness. The nightmares to come about losing my butt. Good job, Frisky. I’m sending you my psych bill.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 04:56 pm: [report]

@TWGC: Pics or it didn’t happen.

ThatWeirdGamerChick
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 05:05 pm: [report]

@CheeeeEEEEse Pics of what, my psych bill or my small butt?

happypants
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 05:35 pm: [report]

There’s a type of breast reconstruction surgery that involves the creation of breasts from stomach fat and muscle (it’s an insanely intense surgery with a really long recovery period; my mom had to have it done and couldn’t walk upright for about a month). This one definitely does seem like a less serious procedure though, but the issue with moving fat around is that it’s still fat - if you have fat moved from your ass to your boobs and you gain weight, you’ll gain it all in your chest.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 07:32 pm: [report]

@TWGC: Either is enough of a turn on.

Kati-Anne
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 07:47 pm: [report]

I lose again! I’m lacking in both the tush and the titties departments! I guess it’s just one more surgery I won’t be getting…

cali_candy
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 08:45 pm: [report]

ha, T&A becomes “T is A”

one of my friends told me once that guys liked boobs because they looked like butts, and looking at butts triggered desires of the doggie-style humpin our ape-like ancestors participated in…but this friend was gay so maybe he was just full of crap..haha

AChanceAtHeaven
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 09:03 pm: [report]

Now Junior has to suck Mommy’s behind for milk. Imagine public breast-feeding…

ThatWeirdGamerChick
wrote on September 14 2009 @ 10:01 pm: [report]

@CheeeeEEEEse Oh, you sweet-talker. You really do like me for my mind! Well, as much as my ass. We’re all human, I guess.

Chebs
wrote on September 15 2009 @ 05:56 am: [report]

@I Go to 11 - maybe lip injections? Didn’t some of those go butt to lip? I thought the same thing, but I’m too chicken to google plastic surgeries for the fear of seeing surgeries gone wrong.

jubee
wrote on September 15 2009 @ 09:09 am: [report]

I don’t understand how people can go around just bashing people who get plastic surgery, you are not in these people’s shoes, so how can you judge?

As far as the surgery goes, if its killing two birds with one stone and the boobs don’t look all gross and cellulitely, sounds good.

ootie
wrote on September 15 2009 @ 09:33 am: [report]

At least your fake boobs wouldn’t look all weirdly round and hard (and nothing like real boobs).

dudette
wrote on September 15 2009 @ 09:41 am: [report]

Before bashing this completely, this might be a good alternative for mastectomy patients that get reconstructive surgery.

avalari
wrote on September 15 2009 @ 10:24 am: [report]

I personally am all set, but for those ladies out there who want boobs and dont have much of a butt to take it from…maybe I can donate some belly fat? I’m just saying, anything I can do to help my fellow woman! I always thought my thighs would look great in a wonderbra.

Ginacakes
wrote on September 15 2009 @ 01:39 pm: [report]

I volunteer part of my butt to anyone who wants it.

Zandra6483
wrote on September 15 2009 @ 01:54 pm: [report]

I worked for a cosmetic surgeon who did fat injections into women’s breasts. We had a freezer full of fat. One thing they don’t always tell you . . . the fat leaks out sometimes through the injection sites. Good luck explaining that to your dry cleaner.