“True Blood” Recap In Eight Memorable Moments
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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11:00AM, Monday July 13th 2009
Last’s night episode of “True Blood” was incredible, over-the-top, and possibly the best of the season, even without any Sookie/Bill sexy time. My eight favorite moments, after the jump.
- The revelers at Mary Ann’s latest orgy took their partying up a notch by rubbing food all over their bodies.
- Tara’s new boyfriend, Eggs, revealed his beautiful, tight, amazing ass.
- Sookie said something hilarious for once. “I just love these little bottles,” in reference to travel bottles of alcohol. “They’re like booze for dolls!”
- Team Hoytssica!
- The definition of evil, according to Jason Stackhouse, is “the premedicated (sic) choice to be a d**k!” Yes, he did say “premedicated.”
- Jessica learned to glamor and was a complete hilarious, prank-enjoying bad ass at it.
- Eric and Lafayette, the first “True Blood” bromance?
- Lafayette got his strength back and demonstrated that he would be an amazing Air Sex Championships contender. Clip above!
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Riley
wrote on July 13 2009 @ 11:03 am: [report]
Sshhh. Some of us are still downloading the episode!
Annika Harris
wrote on July 13 2009 @ 11:31 am: [report]
Does anyone else think that Terry Bellefleur is the smartest character on the show? His paranoia helps him to notice everything about everyone, and he gives such insight with his one-liners. I love how he keeps calling Sam a coward.
Netty
wrote on July 13 2009 @ 11:50 am: [report]
To Riley.
Where are you downloading the show from?
Nutmeg
wrote on July 13 2009 @ 12:05 pm: [report]
@Netty - torrents. Shh.
Netty
wrote on July 13 2009 @ 12:57 pm: [report]
hahaha. I figured.
I was just wondering if it was legal downloads from a website.
haha.
HayleyIB
wrote on July 13 2009 @ 11:07 pm: [report]
omg this episode was amazing. well done well done.
writergirl
wrote on July 14 2009 @ 04:41 am: [report]
This season is much better than season 1. I’m even liking Sookie.
cbass8
wrote on July 14 2009 @ 08:20 am: [report]
Only 5 minutes of Eric. What ARE they thinking? At least those 5 minutes, were STELLAR. As usual.
Thankfully, we also got a better Sookie than we’ve seen in awhile and more lovely hilarious Jessica. That “booze for dolls” line will stick with me for awhile
I don’t need anymore of the MaryAnn storyline. Grrr.
bumbler
wrote on July 14 2009 @ 08:59 am: [report]
I’m so glad Jessica isn’t as annoying as I expected when Eric dropped her off. Definitely Hoytssica but what about Terry/Arlene? Terlene? I think Eggs is going to be bad news for Tara if he’s in league with MaryAnne. And as far as MaryAnne goes I’m ready to find out more about her now, what’s with the pig? Why is she a minotaur?
meg.gem
wrote on July 14 2009 @ 03:43 pm: [report]
Lafayette getting his strength back was so funny I had to pause the show and laugh for at least 5 minutes afterward. Gaw, I love this show!!