Trick Out Your Package With Bejeweled Penis Plugs
Posted by: Zandile Blay
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9:15AM, Tuesday May 19th 2009
First, there was the “murse.” Then, there was “manty-hose.” Now, there are sparkly “penis plugs.” While they’re not entirely new, these penile accessories are enjoying a renewed surge in popularity.
Instead of plain ones, men who love to trick out their dicks have options galore from Swarovski-studded to titanium-tipped. Fancy!
The plugs are inserted into the tip of the penis. Despite the ouch factor, the appeal of the plug is that it’s visually-pleasing and sexually-stimulating. They’re also financially-draining. As with any custom accessory, you have to get professionally fitted, and it will run you $150 or more. But if that’s your best asset, why not show it off?
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landesign
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:19 am: [report]
OOOOUUUUUUCHHHHH!
Emi
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:19 am: [report]
I’m not even a guy and I crossed my legs at the idea. Ick…
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:22 am: [report]
No f’ing way. Btw Frisky, a prince albert is a piercing, this goes into the urethra, which would cripple any man.
Perceptible
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:27 am: [report]
OMG! Men actually do this? Where have I been. There is nothing attractive about that. To each his own, but…. why???
Riley
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:43 am: [report]
Cheese is right, the Albert is a piercing. This looks like a voluntary catheder. I say “no” to stabbing or shoving things like that into my best friend.
Amelia
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:45 am: [report]
Corrected! Thanks for the penile clarification guys!
retro chic
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:47 am: [report]
Professionally fitted??? Oh, yes, I can see the line forming to the left now.
writergirl
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:51 am: [report]
Of course that just begs the question as to HOW exactly they do the custom fitting and what they use to make the mold?
Steve Newman
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 10:18 am: [report]
The ‘murse’ and ‘mantyhose’ are worlds apart from THIS! I can make a case for men wearing pantyhose, but this is just plain scary…
lilrockgoddess4u
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 10:24 am: [report]
the albert is also passes through the urethra.
Adam(aka)AP
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 10:54 am: [report]
No freaking way I thought this was a joke but they actually make these?
Bean's Girl
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 12:08 pm: [report]
@Steve Newman
Please tell me why a MAN would wear pantyhose.
MarriedWhiteMale
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 01:05 pm: [report]
Bean’s Girl. As a former swimmer, we would shave our legs prior to State Championships and would wear hose as it felt like we had hair . . So when we hit the pool we performed better. Whether or not it was all psychological in nature, or if losing the hair did make us faster, it was all part of the game.
. . . and this “jewel” for the penis?? You’ve got to be friggin kidding!!!
liyloh
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 02:14 pm: [report]
I’ll admit that I am a nubbie about things being inserted into a penis but I have a question about this. It is said to be “sexually-stimulating” so my question is this do you leave it in during intercourse. Also what do you do when you ejaculate? It seems like you could do yourself serious damage leaving it in.
writergirl
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 02:26 pm: [report]
@liyloh….not to mention I am sure it would tear a hole in the condom.
laura
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 03:41 pm: [report]
VISUALLY PLEASING ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Steve Newman
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:17 pm: [report]
@Bean’s Girl… short answer: men are wearing them all the time anymore. Some for leg support if they have some varicose veins starting up, continual achiness in legs, etc. Others wear them to keep the chill off while running or cycling, under clothes while hunting, motorcycle riding, other outdoor activs. Also good for horseback riding to prevent chafing. Support styles also good for athletic stamina for running/cycling.
Long answer: Vist my blog, The Nylon Gene (http://www.nylongene.com) and you’ll see lot’s more discussion, etc. on the topic.
landesign
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:26 pm: [report]
Alright with the man-pantyhose talk. No guy I know would be
caught dead in them. I’ve hunted, rode motorcycles, cycled,
etc., and I’ve never felt the need to ‘hose up’.
But thats just one man’s opinion.
hereshestands
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:26 pm: [report]
I thought they must have been fancy Butt plugs or something. Talk about OUCH!!!
Steve Newman
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 10:09 pm: [report]
@landesign… Yep, you’re right. It IS just one man’s opinion. But there’s a whole lot of others who think otherwise. If it weren’t so, we wouldn’t have been selling them so well for the past 10 years, would we?
Arsenic
wrote on May 20 2009 @ 10:58 pm: [report]
There are a lot of guys who like things inserted into the urethra. Many are into “sounding” which involves the probing of the urethra with progressively larger steel probes- some guys even get up to the level where “docking” is possible (penis-in-penis sex). I’m sure some of those guys would love being able to walk around with something inside, just like how some people get a kick out of walking around with a butt plug in.
NMK, but I’m sure some guys will be all over this.
eden
wrote on May 20 2009 @ 11:09 pm: [report]
Ah… I see Arsenic has beaten me to it! As is my understanding, you do not ejaculate with these in. And you can get butt plugs in exactly the same style as this too, ladies, if you want a twinkly sphincter!
Mr. Batz
wrote on June 25 2009 @ 06:09 am: [report]
Well, for all of you who react with a groan or a holler of derision, please understand that there is something for everyone, even if it’s not your specific tea.
For more sober info on the growing world of Penis Plugs (and it is growing exponentially) please see the best forum in the world for plugplay: http://plugandplay.socialgo.com/ -. And Ralph, further up in this column, has been quite instrumental (pun!) in making this happen.
blondie55
wrote on June 27 2009 @ 02:32 pm: [report]
When I read the title, Penis Plug, I was happy, and wanted to buy one, and give to any woman (for her cheatinghusband)
I was hoping it was like a chastity belt, to plug and prevent a man from having sex! Now that I know it’s just a bedazzling jewel, forget it.
If you find something on the market for the cheating man out there, whip me an email. I have a few friends who are looking to purchase a penis plug!!!! And hopefully it can be attached while the guy is sleeping, so when he goes to cheat, surprise!!!!!
Now that I’d invest in, hell I’d buy stock in the company!
likeOMGkbye
wrote on June 27 2009 @ 02:50 pm: [report]
is that safe? And how does that mess with a guy who needs to pee?
blondie55
wrote on June 27 2009 @ 04:33 pm: [report]
I think it has to be removed each time. I think, I’m just guessin, that it’s more for that evening right before sex, after the restaurant, after your done with all your bodily functions. But be sure to wash carefully before inserting the jewel to your jewel!! lol
And please remember to remove before your jewel explodes, or you might have a problem. I’m just a woman, so what would I know? I haven’t experienced one yet, but if the trend is that a woman has to be fully shaven, then it’s only fair that the man should, and also don his ring!
Mr. Batz
wrote on July 7 2009 @ 12:42 pm: [report]
You can wear it for fun and games, be sure! The best ones have a thru-hole for ejaculation and can be worn, as I do, 24/7 (I have worn mine now for 7 months…)