Topless Sunbathing Out In France, We Help Them Cover Up With Lovely Swimwear

Posted by: Lily Q Filed in: style, galleries
4:30PM, Thursday July 23rd 2009

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[$69, Seafolly, Figleaves]

Horny boys all across the U.S. can now cross France off their list of places to visit because topless sunbathing is no longer legal there. (I’ll give you a moment to shed one slow tear here, gentlemen, before pointing out that most of the topless biddies I saw while there were of the older, not-so-sprightly variety.) While we sympathize with our French sistren (like brethren, but sisters), our grief is not so great that we haven’t the energy to help them through this difficult time. So, in the spirit of world peace and doing good deeds for our across-the-ocean neighbors, here are a few options for covering up your goodies on the beaches of France. (And, don’t worry, we’ll keep them extra small so the switch isn’t too much of a shock.) [The Cut]

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Little Lamb
wrote on July 23 2009 @ 04:16 pm: [report]

This Facebook junkie was looking for the “Like” button.

Jessalyn
wrote on July 23 2009 @ 07:46 pm: [report]

Is anyone else super surprised by this? It never seemed like anyone in France cared (except the occasional gawking tourist) - going topless was just what all women did on the beach, with the same casualness that any American woman would spread out her beach towel. In fact, one of my (American) guy friends’ comments was “Lame, boobs aren’t as exciting when no one cares if you see them…” So why the sudden switch, France??